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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh hey, wanna fuck?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck is going on?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

AHH! SEA WITCH! HELP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened last night?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

What did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who phoned the cops?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

How’d I get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking good brav

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

That they must be short on beds

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Every time! Jeez Jennie

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you confess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every time! Jeez Jennie

Posh

Oh no .... you again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AHH! SEA WITCH! HELP!"

Can anyone smell fish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you do?"

What you told me

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Every time! Jeez Jennie

Posh

Oh no .... you again! "

Smooth talking bar steward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hey, wanna fuck?"

We're both fucked now!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Stop giving me Jaeger!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck is going on? "

Remember me, big boy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop giving me Jaeger!!"

Stop giving me head

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m glad it’s you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did this again ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not looking good brav "

Looks good from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m glad it’s you

Said that last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We did this again ?"

Your fault this time

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

It was good night.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

We really did it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh god what now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was good night."

My bum is sore

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hi Jen! Wanking Contest ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We really did it.

We nearly did it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jen! Wanking Contest ?"

No contest. You win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god what now"

Was worth every second

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Eye make-up tutorial please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/23 16:51:19]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye make-up tutorial please "

Less is not more!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"It was good night.

My bum is sore"

I needed the rest..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Eye make-up tutorial please

Less is not more!"

I can't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking good brav

Looks good from here

Am I jailbae material?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was good night.

My bum is sore

I needed the rest.."

I need some savlon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hells bells Jennie, again?

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By *orkguyMan
over a year ago

york

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi all"

That's just two words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hells bells Jennie, again? "

Let's dig a tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not looking good brav

Looks good from here

Am I jailbae material?"

Well as you're here ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye make-up tutorial please

Less is not more!

I can't do it

You dont need it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Eye make-up tutorial please

Less is not more!

I can't do it

You dont need it"

My eyes, like yours?

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By *orkguyMan
over a year ago

york

Haha very well spotted!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I love new anecdotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ not you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said RUN, Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your blowing the guards

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

You look familiar babe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love new anecdotes

Who'd believe this one,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha very well spotted! "

That's more like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I said RUN, Jennie

Run? In these heels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look familiar babe."

Maybe I do remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christ not you again "

Just little old me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)"

On your knees bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheaper than a hotel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheaper than a hotel! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)

On your knees bitch"

That's how this started!

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Oh what a night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake!, Not again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you so

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

We've done it again

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Stop stealing my boots Jennie

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Why does my bum……?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheaper than a hotel! "

Room service is poor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh what a night! "

We didn't, did we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck sake!, Not again!

Becoming quite a habit

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

what time is it?

what you in for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I told you so"

You always say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've done it again

But better this time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop stealing my boots Jennie"

They smell so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you my brief?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does my bum……?"

We both know why

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

"Oh what a night!

We didn't, did we?"

Only time will tell

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

How much this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what time is it?

what you in for?"

In for a penny ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you my brief?"

Are these your briefs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck sake!, Not again!

Becoming quite a habit"

I wonder, who is the bad influence on who

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"It was good night.

My bum is sore

I needed the rest..

I need some savlon"

Only have pump savlon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you my brief?

Are these your briefs?"

How'd you do that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much this time?

Not enough, I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck sake!, Not again!

Becoming quite a habit

I wonder, who is the bad influence on who

Not guilty your honour

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Are we in Swansea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)"

What you doing later

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Do they bring bacon

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Your turn to suck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we in Swansea? "

The most likely explanation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your turn to suck."

It's always my turn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)

What you doing later "

Going on the run

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they bring bacon "

Sausage on the side?

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

What have we done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We? It was you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do it again!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Why does it hurt

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)"

Get me out now

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)"
omg you're naked help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/23 20:43:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does it hurt

No pain no gain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)omg you're naked help

Stop staring at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another fine bollocks up

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Stop poking me please

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

How'd I get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop poking me please

Didn't complain last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How'd I get here "

Via the back entrance

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Your turn to suck.

It's always my turn!"

You know we'd never get out if I did the sucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another fine bollocks up"

Just plead not guilty

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

You wearing my lingerie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wearing my lingerie?"

No. Its too big!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me my makeup

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm Your worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get me my makeup

Lippy does solve everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Your worst nightmare "

I knew that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't hurt me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't hurt me.

Relax you'll love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your turn to suck.

It's always my turn!

You know we'd never get out if I did the sucking. "

Leave this to me

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

While your down there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"While your down there

I can't find it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dru**** me again?

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By *orkguyMan
over a year ago

york

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You dru**** me again? "

Using banned words again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dru**** me again?

Using banned words again?"

Nope pre edited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You dru**** me again?

Using banned words again?

Nope pre edited

Wonko knows the score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dru**** me again?

Using banned words again?

Nope pre edited

Wonko knows the score"

And you doubted me?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Did you swallow it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)"

Where are my clothes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you swallow it ?

Swallow? I gargled it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)

Where are my clothes?"

Come and get them

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Did you swallow it ?

Swallow? I gargled it!"

That explains the bubbles .

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Again!?? You bad influence!

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Again!?? You bad influence!

Tinder x"

Soz. Couldn't help myself

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Ah shit not again

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Get your truncheon out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's my bum sore

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wow am i dreaming

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Is this alien abduction

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Please kiss me beautiful

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By *vlizTV/TS
over a year ago

merseyside and anglesey

You look absolutely beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell them anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never drinking again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id do it again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm never drinking again"

Said that last time

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Hope you roll double!

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm going first NOW....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going first NOW...."

Wait your turn, boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you roll double!"

Or risk community chest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow am i dreaming

Just a beautiful nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id do it again."

You are just greedy

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Fancy seeing you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy seeing you again "

You do? How nice x

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)"
what did we do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words?

(Only 4 ... no cheating)what did we do?

It was worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I missed breakfast?"

I'll call room service

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Not 4 words but

I told you trying to sell clap out TV

Would land us in jail

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Fancy seeing you again

You do? How nice x"

Please be really gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't tell them anything "

Said too much already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you it's illegal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Told you it's illegal."

Only when you're caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly outside police station.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Silly outside police station."

A risk, but exciting

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