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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now who's going to give that shag I expect?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Now who's going to give that shag I expect? "
you never spent a whole fiver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now who's going to give that shag I expect?

you never spent a whole fiver? "

People only pay a fiver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not gonna lie people, the lack of volunteers disturbs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll volunteer

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mo Salah ?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I though this was gonna be you asking for someone to fund you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw go on then...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That only works on the first renewal.

After that it's down to you to offer twofers and bogofs.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If only you were nearer I'd give you a sympathy shag.

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By *sianflower77Woman
over a year ago

Emerald City

Site support is fairly inexpensive and the benefits are great.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

But you do t have a shadow profile. Neither have you sent me a filthy message with 14 cock pictures & then got aggressive thereafter.

FFS man - play the game

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Now who's going to give that shag I expect? "

I've kept this under wraps but I'm actually in a fairly protracted legal battle with Fab over this. They insist the T&Cs stipulate there is no guaranteed shag, but that's not my interpretation. Scoundrels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll volunteer "

Thank you for taking one for the team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN "

I know where you can place your hands

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Erm no because I think a man's hopeful erection is a beautiful thing and I don't want to make yours hide in disgust if I said yes.

But I'm happy I can carry on asking you inappropriate questions/saying inappropriate things for the blush factor.

I think maybe you make me a bit sadistic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mo Salah ? "

Absolutely unnecessary. Blocked

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Seems like you have enough volunteers. I'll check out my hotlist to see who else has renewed and needs seeing to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I though this was gonna be you asking for someone to fund you "

Noooooooo, would never ask that, just want a shag. I'm not shameless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aw go on then... "

You're too kind for putting yourself out for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That only works on the first renewal.

After that it's down to you to offer twofers and bogofs. "

But I claim it on the first renewal, does that not carry over?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

I know where you can place your hands "

Is it like Simon Says?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only you were nearer I'd give you a sympathy shag."

It's the thought that counts. It's how I've managed so far

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Of course fine sir; It is the good Christian thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Site support is fairly inexpensive and the benefits are great. "

And I'm trying to claim on one of those benefits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But you do t have a shadow profile. Neither have you sent me a filthy message with 14 cock pictures & then got aggressive thereafter.

FFS man - play the game "

Is that where I've been going wrong? In that case... INCOMING!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now who's going to give that shag I expect?

I've kept this under wraps but I'm actually in a fairly protracted legal battle with Fab over this. They insist the T&Cs stipulate there is no guaranteed shag, but that's not my interpretation. Scoundrels."

Feel free to use me as a case study. Together, we can bring justice to this cruel site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm no because I think a man's hopeful erection is a beautiful thing and I don't want to make yours hide in disgust if I said yes.

But I'm happy I can carry on asking you inappropriate questions/saying inappropriate things for the blush factor.

I think maybe you make me a bit sadistic. "

No way should you have such a way with words for something so self deprecating! The things I've imagined with a bottle of runny honey in your hands

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

More than happy to give you that shag Joe, now bend over and think of Pride Park

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington


"Now who's going to give that shag I expect? "

Now I'd shag you but I'm not quite sure I'm what you are looking for darling xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems like you have enough volunteers. I'll check out my hotlist to see who else has renewed and needs seeing to "

No wait, come back! I think the more women that have sex with me would cause more people renew, resulting in an uptake in business for Fab. You should all chip in to help the site

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

I know where you can place your hands

Is it like Simon Says?

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Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course fine sir; It is the good Christian thing to do "

Give it to me big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than happy to give you that shag Joe, now bend over and think of Pride Park "

I'd rather not think of 30,000 people inside me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

I know where you can place your hands

Is it like Simon Says?

Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow "

Well if Simon says so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than happy to give you that shag Joe, now bend over and think of Pride Park

I'd rather not think of 30,000 people inside me "

Probably more like 5000 these days so you might swallow the whole of pride

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Are you still looking for volunteers

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

I know. I feel so cheated. 5 whole ££ and no shags at all.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.

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IKR. Bloody moaners the lot of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still looking for volunteers "

Me after you get your turn lol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I know. I feel so cheated. 5 whole ££ and no shags at all. "

You have to do Simon Says

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now who's going to give that shag I expect?

Now I'd shag you but I'm not quite sure I'm what you are looking for darling xxx "

That's very thoughtful of you to offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

I know where you can place your hands

Is it like Simon Says?

Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow

Well if Simon says so... "

My name actually starts with S but not Simon so we just re-jig the game in real life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than happy to give you that shag Joe, now bend over and think of Pride Park

I'd rather not think of 30,000 people inside me

Probably more like 5000 these days so you might swallow the whole of pride "

From what I've seen they can still fill it out quite well

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

I know where you can place your hands

Is it like Simon Says?

Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow

Well if Simon says so...

My name actually starts with S but not Simon so we just re-jig the game in real life "

I am so in. This sounds like fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you still looking for volunteers "

Always, when it rains it pours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.

"

Ssssshhhhhhh... You're giving away my secrets!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.

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You can't compare us forum folk to the rest. Forum folk will shag anyone and everyone. The rest of the site are stuck up and prudish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know. I feel so cheated. 5 whole ££ and no shags at all. "

Create a thread, it's fool-proof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you still looking for volunteers

Me after you get your turn lol "

Not straight after, hopefully l. Might need some time to rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*raises hand*

Mrs TMN

I know where you can place your hands

Is it like Simon Says?

Exactly, Simon says put this blindfold on and pretend you're milking a cow

Well if Simon says so...

My name actually starts with S but not Simon so we just re-jig the game in real life

I am so in. This sounds like fun! "

I think we can pass a few hours with this

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.

You can't compare us forum folk to the rest. Forum folk will shag anyone and everyone. The rest of the site are stuck up and prudish. "

For years, I thought it was the other way around but everyone on here really are just big husseys

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Love how singles are saying it's tough getting meets, yet all this OP did was renew his site support and he's got a line of volunteers wanting to shag him.

You can't compare us forum folk to the rest. Forum folk will shag anyone and everyone. The rest of the site are stuck up and prudish. "

Is that what happens.

A single strays into the forum looking for help and advice and gets set upon by the Forum folk. The poor single gets eaten alive and fucked out of existence

The Forum Folk then shag about and wait for the next sacrifice from the site

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Did you opt for the Platinum membership?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee "

Ooooooooft, what a selection

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My bus pass is Nationwide now. I'm just siftin' through the timetables....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee "

You're so accommodating Cougs, however could we repay your hospitality?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you opt for the Platinum membership?"

Better, I got my Fabswingers black card

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bus pass is Nationwide now. I'm just siftin' through the timetables.... "

I can wait as along as you want me to, Granny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did you opt for the Platinum membership?

Better, I got my Fabswingers black card "

Flipping heck. You must be elbow deep in clunge now, Joe

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My bus pass is Nationwide now. I'm just siftin' through the timetables....

I can wait as along as you want me to, Granny "

Is it okay if my mum comes along ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you opt for the Platinum membership?

Better, I got my Fabswingers black card

Flipping heck. You must be elbow deep in clunge now, Joe "

Absolutely drowning in it once the women stop being cock-teases!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My bus pass is Nationwide now. I'm just siftin' through the timetables....

I can wait as along as you want me to, Granny

Is it okay if my mum comes along ? "

Okay? I encourage it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn don’t tell me I’m too late

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee

Ooooooooft, what a selection "

One hell of an ooooooooft with those three right?!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee

You're so accommodating Cougs, however could we repay your hospitality? "

I know you would find a way of making sure I was rewarded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn don’t tell me I’m too late "

Fashionably, but I'll always have room for for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JB when you have worked your way through all these lovely ladies, pick up Kaitonel and YOLO and come round to mine for coffee

You're so accommodating Cougs, however could we repay your hospitality?

I know you would find a way of making sure I was rewarded "

Handsomely

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