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"Good evening Ash "Good evening Cookie and congrats on being first poster tonight... Your prize is a greggs sausage roll... That was some result in the football today! | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Good evening Cookie and congrats on being first poster tonight...
Your prize is a greggs sausage roll...
That was some result in the football today!"I think I’ve got a free one waiting for me on my Greggs app! 
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"Good evening Ash
You beat me to it "Fastest finger tonight | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Lovely to see you managing proceedings tonight. I hope you have enjoyed a good weekend." Good evening Leeds.. I had a lovely walk and lunch out with Mrs Hot Ash this afternoon... Did you have a good weekend?.... | |||
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"Good evening Ash, how was your weekend " Good evening Vixen...it's been a very busy but enjoyable weekend.... How about you?... | |||
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"Evening Ash! Been so busy listening to everyone's voices that 10 o'clock snuck up on us
J"Good evening Julie....I talk quite posh even though I'm an East London Cockney.... | |||
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"Evening everyone. Ah the voice thread. I’m loving it. I love a voice "Buenas noches Mrs Misty....I also speak Spanish.... | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Good evening Cookie and congrats on being first poster tonight...
Your prize is a greggs sausage roll...
That was some result in the football today!
I think I’ve got a free one waiting for me on my Greggs app!
What a cracking game it was "That's breakfast sorted then tomorrow morning
Looking forward to watching MOTD later... | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.." Good evening DJones...that's an early start...Have you got a busy day tomorrow?.... | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.. Good evening DJones...that's an early start...Have you got a busy day tomorrow?...." It’s my normal start, I normally travel 100miles to work but tomorrow I have about a 75 mile journey. | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.. Good evening DJones...that's an early start...Have you got a busy day tomorrow?.... It’s my normal start, I normally travel 100miles to work but tomorrow I have about a 75 mile journey." I hope you sleep well and the traffic isn't too bad on the roads tomorrow.... | |||
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"Hi all What do you call a can opener that Doesn't work ." A can't opener? J | |||
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"Hi all What do you call a can opener that Doesn't work ." Good evening Master R... What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?... | |||
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"Hi all What do you call a can opener that Doesn't work . Good evening Master R... What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?..." A can't opener | |||
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"Good evening Ash, how was your weekend Good evening Vixen...it's been a very busy but enjoyable weekend.... How about you?... "It's been a lovely weekend, at an event yesterday with about 80 men, plus a few ladies, lol, definitely not a naughty day though  | |||
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"I've never heard that joke before BTW. Just a guess." It was a good guess! | |||
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"Hi all What do you call a can opener that Doesn't work . Good evening Master R... What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?... A can't opener" Thank you for the joke.... | |||
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Hope you and lorna are well xxx | |||
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"Good evening Ash, how was your weekend Good evening Vixen...it's been a very busy but enjoyable weekend.... How about you?...
It's been a lovely weekend, at an event yesterday with about 80 men, plus a few ladies, lol, definitely not a naughty day though "That would have been some naughty day if it had have been one... | |||
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"Good evening Ash, how was your weekend Good evening Vixen...it's been a very busy but enjoyable weekend.... How about you?...
It's been a lovely weekend, at an event yesterday with about 80 men, plus a few ladies, lol, definitely not a naughty day though
That would have been some naughty day if it had have been one... "Oh,it sure would have | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Hope you and lorna are well xxx"Good evening Comtessa...we are both well thank you.. We enjoyed a nice walk this afternoon and a bit of lunch out .. I hope you had an enjoyable Sunday x | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Good evening Cookie and congrats on being first poster tonight...
Your prize is a greggs sausage roll...
That was some result in the football today!
I think I’ve got a free one waiting for me on my Greggs app!
What a cracking game it was
That's breakfast sorted then tomorrow morning
Looking forward to watching MOTD later... "Nope I’ve indulged far too much this weekend
I’m busy watching it now | |||
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"Hi Ash. I'm Meli. This is how I write words. " Hi Meli... I like your style of writing.... | |||
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra" I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now.... | |||
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now.... "Good one What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective. | |||
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"This is always such a simple, happy place. A beautiful contrast to everything else. Good evening, fabulous glitterati all. "Good evening _lephantis...I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are now well rested... As its open mic night how do you feel about writing a poem for the nocturnal fellowship?... | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.." Evening all I flippin love throw down loved the task tonight who do you think will win? | |||
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now.... "That’s made me proper laugh | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Good evening Cookie and congrats on being first poster tonight...
Your prize is a greggs sausage roll...
That was some result in the football today!
I think I’ve got a free one waiting for me on my Greggs app!
What a cracking game it was
That's breakfast sorted then tomorrow morning
Looking forward to watching MOTD later...
Nope I’ve indulged far too much this weekend
I’m busy watching it now "I don't think Man Utd fans will tonight... | |||
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now....
Good one
What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective."What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective?. | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.. Evening all I flippin love throw down loved the task tonight who do you think will win?" Who do you think will win?... | |||
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now....
That’s made me proper laugh "
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now.... Good one
What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective.
An investi-gator
What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective?." | |||
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"If you have sugar puffs at night in the morning your wee smells like sugar puffs "Good evening Moi.....have you eaten sugar puffs tonight?.. | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.. Evening all I flippin love throw down loved the task tonight who do you think will win?" I think Lois may win it overall | |||
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"Evening all, just watching Throwdown then off to bed, nice 5 o clock alarm in the morning.. Evening all I flippin love throw down loved the task tonight who do you think will win? Who do you think will win?..." Louis x | |||
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"There was an Englishthey an Irishthey and a scotsthey in a pub." Why was the welshthey excuded | |||
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"There was an Englishthey an Irishthey and a scotsthey in a pub. Why was the welshthey excuded" Because they knew the word person? | |||
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"OK been dyslexic I'll give you a dyslexic joke A dyslexic man Walks into a bra I spent 30 mins trying to take off my Mrs bra...I wish I had never tried it on now.... Good one
What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective.
An investi-gator
What do you call a crocodile who is also a detective?."I liked that one... | |||
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"There was an Englishthey an Irishthey and a scotsthey in a pub." Good evening backformore....what happened?.... | |||
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"Good evening Brôther Åsh † Good evening estimable and beloved Nocturnalites. • Perhaps Ash and I need to outline this inaugural •Sunday Open Mic'• Nocturnal session: As ever it's open to all the gentlefolk of the Fab forå, to chat about anything, post a joke, a poem, an anecdote or even take the Nocturnal chair if you so wish. It also means that the 'Nocturnal OP' may discreetly retreat from the thread or perhaps abstain from posting concurrently to every poster. "Thanks Nero, this is the first Open mic Noc I've seen so this is appreciated x | |||
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"Good evening Brôther Åsh † Good evening estimable and beloved Nocturnalites. • Perhaps Ash and I need to outline this inaugural •Sunday Open Mic'• Nocturnal session: As ever it's open to all the gentlefolk of the Fab forå, to chat about anything, post a joke, a poem, an anecdote or even take the Nocturnal chair if you so wish. It also means that the 'Nocturnal OP' may discreetly retreat from the thread or perhaps abstain from posting concurrently to every poster. "Good evening brother Nero....thanks for clarifying our new Sunday night open mic night nocturnal thread... | |||
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"This is always such a simple, happy place. A beautiful contrast to everything else. Good evening, fabulous glitterati all.
Good evening _lephantis...I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are now well rested...
As its open mic night how do you feel about writing a poem for the nocturnal fellowship?...
"Oh, I'd be happy to, but I can't definitely promise...any particular theme/form/subject people would like? | |||
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"This is always such a simple, happy place. A beautiful contrast to everything else. Good evening, fabulous glitterati all.
Good evening _lephantis...I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are now well rested...
As its open mic night how do you feel about writing a poem for the nocturnal fellowship?...
Oh, I'd be happy to, but I can't definitely promise...any particular theme/form/subject people would like?"Voices. I have loved hearing everyone's voices tonight. J | |||
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"Where did Noah Keep his bees ?" In the ark hives.....
I knew that one... | |||
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"This is always such a simple, happy place. A beautiful contrast to everything else. Good evening, fabulous glitterati all.
Good evening _lephantis...I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are now well rested...
As its open mic night how do you feel about writing a poem for the nocturnal fellowship?...
Oh, I'd be happy to, but I can't definitely promise...any particular theme/form/subject people would like?
Voices. I have loved hearing everyone's voices tonight.
J"Good choice J.... | |||
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"This is always such a simple, happy place. A beautiful contrast to everything else. Good evening, fabulous glitterati all.
Good evening _lephantis...I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are now well rested...
As its open mic night how do you feel about writing a poem for the nocturnal fellowship?...
Oh, I'd be happy to, but I can't definitely promise...any particular theme/form/subject people would like?
Voices. I have loved hearing everyone's voices tonight.
J"• Have you heard mine? | |||
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"This is always such a simple, happy place. A beautiful contrast to everything else. Good evening, fabulous glitterati all.
Good evening _lephantis...I hope you enjoyed the weekend and are now well rested...
As its open mic night how do you feel about writing a poem for the nocturnal fellowship?...
Oh, I'd be happy to, but I can't definitely promise...any particular theme/form/subject people would like?
Voices. I have loved hearing everyone's voices tonight.
J
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Have you heard mine? "Tease | |||
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"Fact...did you know that its impossible to hum while holding your nose..." Did you know everyone reading this has now tried it? You can do it until your breath runs out I found. J | |||
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"Fact...did you know that its impossible to hum while holding your nose..." Just tried it and yes to my amazement I couldnt | |||
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"Fact...did you know that its impossible to hum while holding your nose... Did you know everyone reading this has now tried it? You can do it until your breath runs out I found. J" I was hoping everyone would try it.... | |||
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Beuno estente Mr. Ash | |||
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"Oh shit it's Monday already
Beuno estente Mr. Ash "Good evening Daniel....it's now officially Monday morning.... | |||
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"Just discovered that B can breathe through his ears. He can keep going and going. I knew there was a good reason I married him "Congrats Beef!...what did he hum while breathing through his ears?... | |||
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"Just discovered that B can breathe through his ears. He can keep going and going. I knew there was a good reason I married him
Congrats Beef!...what did he hum while breathing through his ears?... "Mmmm mmm mmm mmmmn, mmmm mm mmm mmmn | |||
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"Nite all" Goodnight | |||
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"The threads of Fab are woven through with gold. The dark, rich honey-gold of sated lust; The brilliant iridescence of the night, (Which through Nocturnal's gold-drenched denizens, Casts glamour's glitt'ring dust over us all); But lately, some of us began to crave An intimacy words can't satiate: That soul-deep satisfaction is suffic'd By voice alone: the warp and weft come true, As Fabbers 'cross the wide-strewn globe upload. In accents, timbres, and pitches manifold, The gold of personalities half-guessed, Unstops itself, like rich Canary wine, Poured out in echo of Echo herself Reverberating through each citizen, 'Til all, our notes in chorus joined: One purer vessel of desire now cast, We sing together: lips, as much as loins, Across the miles, meet happily at last. "Thanks _lephantis...that was fabulous..... | |||
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"Just discovered that B can breathe through his ears. He can keep going and going. I knew there was a good reason I married him
Congrats Beef!...what did he hum while breathing through his ears?...
Mmmm mmm mmm mmmmn, mmmm mm mmm mmmn"I know that one!... | |||
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"Nite all" Good night Master R and thank you for the jokes this evening | |||
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"The threads of Fab are woven through with gold. The dark, rich honey-gold of sated lust; The brilliant iridescence of the night, (Which through Nocturnal's gold-drenched denizens, Casts glamour's glitt'ring dust over us all); But lately, some of us began to crave An intimacy words can't satiate: That soul-deep satisfaction is suffic'd By voice alone: the warp and weft come true, As Fabbers 'cross the wide-strewn globe upload. In accents, timbres, and pitches manifold, The gold of personalities half-guessed, Unstops itself, like rich Canary wine, Poured out in echo of Echo herself Reverberating through each citizen, 'Til all, our notes in chorus joined: One purer vessel of desire now cast, We sing together: lips, as much as loins, Across the miles, meet happily at last.
Thanks _lephantis...that was fabulous..... "Oh, my pleasure! It was fun trying to make it feel old, yet still fitting the request.  | |||
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"The threads of Fab are woven through with gold. The dark, rich honey-gold of sated lust; The brilliant iridescence of the night, (Which through Nocturnal's gold-drenched denizens, Casts glamour's glitt'ring dust over us all); But lately, some of us began to crave An intimacy words can't satiate: That soul-deep satisfaction is suffic'd By voice alone: the warp and weft come true, As Fabbers 'cross the wide-strewn globe upload. In accents, timbres, and pitches manifold, The gold of personalities half-guessed, Unstops itself, like rich Canary wine, Poured out in echo of Echo herself Reverberating through each citizen, 'Til all, our notes in chorus joined: One purer vessel of desire now cast, We sing together: lips, as much as loins, Across the miles, meet happily at last. "Wow. That is so very very good. Thank you! | |||
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"The threads of Fab are woven through with gold. The dark, rich honey-gold of sated lust; The brilliant iridescence of the night, (Which through Nocturnal's gold-drenched denizens, Casts glamour's glitt'ring dust over us all); But lately, some of us began to crave An intimacy words can't satiate: That soul-deep satisfaction is suffic'd By voice alone: the warp and weft come true, As Fabbers 'cross the wide-strewn globe upload. In accents, timbres, and pitches manifold, The gold of personalities half-guessed, Unstops itself, like rich Canary wine, Poured out in echo of Echo herself Reverberating through each citizen, 'Til all, our notes in chorus joined: One purer vessel of desire now cast, We sing together: lips, as much as loins, Across the miles, meet happily at last.
Wow. That is so very very good. Thank you!"Ah, without patrons making the suggestion, we poor writers are cast adrift on the dark ocean of imagination. I should thank you: and I do. | |||
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"Good night everyone, sleep well x" Good night Julie ans sleep well... | |||
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