FabSwingers.com forum: Filled condoms

By *eeladfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago

dundee

Any straight or

Bi lads up for sending my a condom filled with their cum for me to Pour them on my face. Swallow them. Use them as lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. *life hack.

Good for solving squeaky doors or drawers that stick.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Any straight or

Bi lads up for sending my a condom filled with their cum for me to Pour them on my face. Swallow them. Use them as lube. "
I'm filling one as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Surely that’s a major health hazard. Good Lord

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just when you think you've heard it all. Fab strikes again

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Oh crumbs

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Any straight or

Bi lads up for sending my a condom filled with their cum for me to Pour them on my face. Swallow them. Use them as lube. "

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

One of the girls in our village post office is on here, I could just refer her to this thread!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Just when you think you've heard it all. Fab strikes again

XX"

Loooool literally sooo true

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well done o.p we haven’t had a fucked up thread in a while.

Congratulations for making everyone’s day

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take 1 condom, one ice lolly stick, some food colouring and a small bowl.

Step 1 - jizz in bowl

Step 2 - add food colouring and mix

Step 3 - Pour into condom

Step 4 - Add stick and freeze

Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 to 3 using multiple different colours

Step 6 - Enjoy your very own 'Fab' rainbow ice lolly

Step 7 - Post video eating it so we can all throw up a little.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Great for leaving at crime scenes!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I have some in the bin but I need them myself - my bike chain is sticking a bit this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

One of the girls in our village post office is on here, I could just refer her to this thread!

Yes, please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sniffer dogs at the sorting office will go crazy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take 1 condom, one ice lolly stick, some food colouring and a small bowl.

Step 1 - jizz in bowl

Step 2 - add food colouring and mix

Step 3 - Pour into condom

Step 4 - Add stick and freeze

Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 to 3 using multiple different colours

Step 6 - Enjoy your very own 'Fab' rainbow ice lolly

Step 7 - Post video eating it so we can all throw up a little.

Sound like you have experience making them.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning "

Fucking nuts on the brain, you!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Didn’t fancy breakfast this morning anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if someone puts bleach in them! Be careful pal.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Fucking nuts on the brain, you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when you think you’ve heard it all ! WTF comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Fucking nuts on the brain, you!

I echo this, apart from crunchy nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning "

Do you fancy some extra milk on your crunchy nut haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day, we stray further from God's light

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Every day, we stray further from God's light

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By *mandajane01TV/TS
over a year ago

Ballymena

"Note to self - do not read forums whilst eating your crunchy nuts in the morning

Do you fancy some extra milk on your crunchy nut haha"

Put me right off my Benecol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

I'll position myself at the x-ray machine at the parcel depot for this one to gauge reaction

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

What a lovely day on the internet…

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Anyone for a bit of kink shaming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly went funny reading this...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

There’s someone on the local updates in Glasgow who asks for this roughly once a week. Filled condoms posted anonymously through her letterbox. I’m not casting aspersions or kink shaming here, but that feels like more of a man’s fetish than a woman’s …

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Slightly illegal I've been told to send bodily fluids through royal mail....

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dredging....

Sorry, but no.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

I think this is enough internet today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

One of the girls in our village post office is on here, I could just refer her to this thread!

Yes, please do

She's seen it now!

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Slightly illegal I've been told to send bodily fluids through royal mail....

I don't know...I get plenty of shit through my letterbox

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Great way of getting someone else's DNA to leave at a crime scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite I had the briefest of flirtations with this as a pleasurable side hustle to then think I really don't want my spunk turning up at the scene of a r ape or worse.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

Only find they ask for overseas packages? Never asked when I've sent underware within UK? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly illegal I've been told to send bodily fluids through royal mail....

I don't know...I get plenty of shit through my letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my gag reflex still works

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Take 1 condom, one ice lolly stick, some food colouring and a small bowl.

Step 1 - jizz in bowl

Step 2 - add food colouring and mix

Step 3 - Pour into condom

Step 4 - Add stick and freeze

Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 to 3 using multiple different colours

Step 6 - Enjoy your very own 'Fab' rainbow ice lolly

Step 7 - Post video eating it so we can all throw up a little.

Hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman Pat with the cum in his sack

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Do you reheat them before using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you value this when speaking the person in the Post Office?

I recently had to send back a latex hood to an address in France, and had to tell them it was a hat worth £150.

The guy looked at me quite oddly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a little bit of sick in the back of my throat right now

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Instead of going to all that trouble, why not just ask your postman to pop his John Thomas through your letter box and you can extract all his creamy goodness fresh from the source…..

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm not sure what to say without sounding like I'm kink shaming

Why would anyone want to receive days old cold cum in the post?

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over a year ago

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By *cidcassual88Man
over a year ago

Glasshoughton

"Also. *life hack.

Good for solving squeaky doors or drawers that stick.

Butter or Marg is too lol

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By *cidcassual88Man
over a year ago

Glasshoughton

"There's a little bit of sick in the back of my throat right now

Me too

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By *cidcassual88Man
over a year ago

Glasshoughton

"Do you reheat them before using"

Gas Mark 7 for 5 minutes lol

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By *9 TeaCouple
over a year ago

London/Essex

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By *eeladfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago

dundee

Well, thanks for the kink shaming folks! Jeez. From suggestions of I’m going to leave them at a crime scene (WTF?!) to ‘I’m disgusted’ I’m not sure what motivates people to be such dicks! The funny ones - well done, genuinely loving the humour. But all those casting judgement, maybe have a word with yourselves? I thought this was a site where we can talk about our fantasies and desires in a safe crowd…but apparently not!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

wtf,,

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Well, thanks for the kink shaming folks! Jeez. From suggestions of I’m going to leave them at a crime scene (WTF?!) to ‘I’m disgusted’ I’m not sure what motivates people to be such dicks! The funny ones - well done, genuinely loving the humour. But all those casting judgement, maybe have a word with yourselves? I thought this was a site where we can talk about our fantasies and desires in a safe crowd…but apparently not! "

The usuals on these forums are very quick to call out kink shaming, but not in this instance it seems.

Maybe they feel only their kinks should be protected from shaming?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well from experience of putting used condom's in the bin years ago when Mrs and I used them .

The cum goes all watery and gross also it stinks.

Mind you our cat didn't seem to mind he loved eating them if we accidentally left them on the bedside and forgot about it.

He'd be like

Nom nom nom

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Well from experience of putting used condom's in the bin years ago when Mrs and I used them .

The cum goes all watery and gross also it stinks.

Mind you our cat didn't seem to mind he loved eating them if we accidentally left them on the bedside and forgot about it.

He'd be like

Nom nom nom "

Spunky the cat

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Well from experience of putting used condom's in the bin years ago when Mrs and I used them .

The cum goes all watery and gross also it stinks.

Mind you our cat didn't seem to mind he loved eating them if we accidentally left them on the bedside and forgot about it.

He'd be like

Nom nom nom "

The cat that got the cream..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex used to send me his when our relationship turned to long distance but it always arrived stinking and lumping so I don't think it's the best idea unless you can meet at Tesco and have it freshly pumped for you there and then?

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Aaaaand that's enough Internet for today

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

Now, that is a conundrum

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top tip: Don’t forget to tie a knot in the end good chaps. Your postal sorting office thanks you in advance

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes I thought this don't let it get to u op x

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I wonder if people would send them via Royal Mail? At our local post office they always ask what's in the package and the value, think I'd be stuck for what to tell them

Just tell them it’s a seaman care package. They will think it’s being posted to a sailor lol.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Rex used to send me his when our relationship turned to long distance but it always arrived stinking and lumping so I don't think it's the best idea unless you can meet at Tesco and have it freshly pumped for you there and then?"

You need to freeze it first. Pack it with ice blocks. You will get 24-36 hours so courier would do.

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