FabSwingers.com forum: If you opened a Swingers Club

By *ackandkate OP Couple
over a year ago

Truro

What would you call it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you call it?

"The damned"

damned if ya do, and damned if ya dont....specially here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cock Inn....and out...in and out

The raunch retreat.

Crumpet Castle.

She's n He's.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Its all Swings n Roundabouts

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By *ackandkate OP Couple
over a year ago

Truro

How about WILF's

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Davy Jones Locker. Cos it will be dark and smell a bit fishy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sweet Chariot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phallus Palace!

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

GUSHING CENTRAL

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By *ackandkate OP Couple
over a year ago

Truro

Nobby's

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tickle (your fancy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd Nobs and Boob tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deviance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Cock Inn....and out...in and out

The raunch retreat.

Crumpet Castle.

She's n He's.

She's n He's n HeShe's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The park..(lots of fun and full of swings)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket and plunger just to make it stand out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call it CWTCH welsh for cuddle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny n johnny's

Verified

Chick's n Dick's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpet Castle."

I can think of a certain Granny who might sue you for using a registered mark without permission on that one....

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Pariament - cos it would be full of pr*cks and c*nts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purgatory.

Upstairs for soft.

Downstairs for in between.

Basement for the kinks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There's a need for a proper swingers club in the Brighton area and several people have suggested I open one. I'd call it 'Futuero' which is Latin for Sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend saw an old church he wanted to buy and convert to a club. He was gonna call it Holy Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play and display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife came up with the name of are club and I did a logo as well.. It's called .. "Fluffers"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

The Daily Male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarzan's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinderfuckingrellas "Ballroom"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanilla alternative " has a nice ring to it

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Swingtown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantasies To Reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candy shop ........... as pick and mix ,

and you never know what you may like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coochy foo foose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That"

Then it would crop up in lots of conversations nationwide!

E.G. "Have you been to that swingers club yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The random gobble...

I think it could have a very olde worlde pub crest outside... Can't imagine what the picture would be like tho!

To be a bit circumspect maybe just a turkey would do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on chance and ya out.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn i can't type this morning lol......... one chance and ya out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Darkside

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Naked Ambition

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

69ers .... A taste of things to cum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shotgun shower..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sparkles .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Glitter allowed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas.....since it's been said pampas grass is a swingers sign!!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

The Volcano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sparkles .

Gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a club, I'd call it DirtyEyes

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

""Vanilla alternative " has a nice ring to it

There is already a swingers club with the name Vanilla Alternative, it's in Bedford

Devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would call it Home :p

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The Eclipse

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Play and display"

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Swap shop

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GetsomefannyNcock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away"

ClitsnCocks@Clee's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea but I'd love to work in one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

ClitsnCocks@Clee's"

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

ClitsnCocks@Clee's

hahahaha

say it d*unk tho.. clitshnclocks@cleesh

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away"

Is there not one in meggieland at all - crikey

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscillare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumpumpits

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away"

Isn't there one opening in Lincoln? I think the guy who is opening it wants only EDF members but its a start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

Isn't there one opening in Lincoln? I think the guy who is opening it wants only EDF members but its a start! "

Lincoln is only 40 miles so not too far. EDF?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

Isn't there one opening in Lincoln? I think the guy who is opening it wants only EDF members but its a start!

Lincoln is only 40 miles so not too far. EDF?"

It might be Norwich I'm thinking of, in which case that might be too far.

EDF - English Defence League. BNPs ier little brother.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

Isn't there one opening in Lincoln? I think the guy who is opening it wants only EDF members but its a start! "

Electricity company from France? Did you mean EDL?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

Isn't there one opening in Lincoln? I think the guy who is opening it wants only EDF members but its a start!

Lincoln is only 40 miles so not too far. EDF?

It might be Norwich I'm thinking of, in which case that might be too far.

EDF - English Defence League. BNPs ier little brother."

Not ier at all. More mainstream and better nuanced. I hear young black people saying that they agree with the EDL and hope to join them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

Isn't there one opening in Lincoln? I think the guy who is opening it wants only EDF members but its a start!

Electricity company from France? Did you mean EDL?"

Damn, I did it twice too! My netbook keyboard hates me.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Eden?

WestWorld? (Might have copyright problems)

Pandora's Box?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Eden?

WestWorld? (Might have copyright problems)

Pandora's Box?"

We all know what was left in the bottom of Pandora's Box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nothing?"

Hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah now I know where I live then! Bottom of Pandoras box

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"ah now I know where I live then! Bottom of Pandoras box

Its a compulsory part of being on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok decide among yourselves what its going to be called but please oh please someone open a club in Cleethorpes!!

We need one as our nearest is over 100 miles away

Is there not one in meggieland at all - crikey

Wolf

There's nowt in meggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny dabble cosy would get krankies to open it

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

There's nowt in meggies

;) Get the old Wonderland demolished and build one there... could make a naturist bit with the sea wall

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nowt in meggies

;) Get the old Wonderland demolished and build one there... could make a naturist bit with the sea wall

Wolf

Your selling the idea to me

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By *ubatoCouple
over a year ago

skegness

If the new club had a cheap entry fee, you could call it PoundedLand. Or for somewhere a little more upmarket, how about Silk and Steel?

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Trinity? (Think threesome)

Hunger? (Main theme would be greedy girls nights)

Switch? (Same-club swap?)

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"If the new club had a cheap entry fee, you could call it PoundedLand. Or for somewhere a little more upmarket, how about Silk and Steel?"

You stick with Butlins - it were a free gift to Skeggy from Cleethorpes

lol

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my experience at clubs and seeing what turns up and what most do, i think all clubs should be called either "So desperate I'll shag anything club" or "So fat and ugly and smelly, I cant get it any other way club".

And i'm sure theres quite a few of you that agree with me but dare not say so.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Le Gover

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"From my experience at clubs and seeing what turns up and what most do, i think all clubs should be called either "So desperate I'll shag anything club" or "So fat and ugly and smelly, I cant get it any other way club".

And i'm sure theres quite a few of you that agree with me but dare not say so.

Oi! I'm fat and ugly but NOT smelly.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

And i'm sure theres quite a few of you that agree with me but dare not say so.

Your visit didn't go well for you then.

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By *elovecumCouple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

The Pick and mixs

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

And i'm sure theres quite a few of you that agree with me but dare not say so.

Your visit didn't go well for you then.

You mean he found out that even fat ugly women draw the line somewhere?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

And i'm sure theres quite a few of you that agree with me but dare not say so.

Your visit didn't go well for you then.

You mean he found out that even fat ugly women draw the line somewhere?

How very dare we!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The Stinky Bloater

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

wild winds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish and Chaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RustyNutz & SloppySlitz

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If it was in Brighton, I'd call it a bloody miracle. Or a dream cum true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RustyNutz & SloppySlitz

does she know you call her SloppySlitz ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Smut Hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nowt in meggies

;) Get the old Wonderland demolished and build one there... could make a naturist bit with the sea wall

Wolf

Wonderland would be a pretty good name too!

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By *ackandkate OP Couple
over a year ago

Truro

"Lookers" for the pretty people

"Sticks" for the skinny people

"Porkers" for us fat people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call it CWTCH welsh for cuddle !

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