FabSwingers.com forum: Notlist

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wouldn’t you put in your hotlist ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wonko.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll start with Brucey !

No way he will make his way in my hotlist or even friend list !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko.

LvM"

didn’t see it coming but I should’ve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally put people on my hotlist who I'd potentially want to meet and people who have naughty profiles x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wonko.

LvM

didn’t see it coming but I should’ve! "

I'm surprised I was first

#LoveYouReallyWonko

LvM

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

People on my hotlist are mainly for perving reasons though

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I’ll start with Brucey !

No way he will make his way in my hotlist or even friend list ! "

I thought Brucey was on everyone’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I generally put people on my hotlist who I'd potentially want to meet and people who have naughty profiles x"

That is not what I asked

but thank you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

HenrietteandSam (can't remember if that's the right way around).

Too much beautiful penis and glue mouthing for me.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

People who expect their genitals to be touched!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Those I have no interest in of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll start with Brucey !

No way he will make his way in my hotlist or even friend list !

I thought Brucey was on everyone’s

Only in his dreams !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus he will make me sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll start with Brucey !

No way he will make his way in my hotlist or even friend list ! "

I doubt he's crying into his cornflakes at that revelation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll start with Brucey !

No way he will make his way in my hotlist or even friend list !

I doubt he's crying into his cornflakes at that revelation

Reverse psychology!

It worked ! I am adding him right now !

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Someone who ain’t hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll start with Brucey !

No way he will make his way in my hotlist or even friend list !

I doubt he's crying into his cornflakes at that revelation

Reverse psychology!

It worked ! I am adding him right now ! "

Congratumalations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HenrietteandSam (can't remember if that's the right way around).

Too much beautiful penis and glue mouthing for me. "

The term glue mouthing made me smile

Such a great way with words

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

The ones without a pulse

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

There's a NotList?!?

I must have missed the mêmô...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I don’t want to do the sex with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Males.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I can imagine I'm on alot of notlist's

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Ones that have an arsey profile with a million different requirements… can’t see me chatting with them let alone playing

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

No pics no info....... Who are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shadow heads.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ones that have an arsey profile with a million different requirements… can’t see me chatting with them let alone playing

What if she had big tits though and wanted you to wobble them ?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Ones that have an arsey profile with a million different requirements… can’t see me chatting with them let alone playing

What if she had big tits though and wanted you to wobble them ?"

You’re an exception xxx i love you in a particularly incorrect way - you’re stuck with that for good xxx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You're all on there so I can spy on you.

It's still a list, right.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Ones that have an arsey profile with a million different requirements… can’t see me chatting with them let alone playing

Don't you love me anymore Todg!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Ones that have an arsey profile with a million different requirements… can’t see me chatting with them let alone playing

Don't you love me anymore Todg!

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omg i read the first two paragraphs lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Ones that have an arsey profile with a million different requirements… can’t see me chatting with them let alone playing

Don't you love me anymore Todg!

You had me at ‘ fancy a shag todger??’ Xx. The slow seduction always works on me xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Males. "

What? So I'm not on yours? Absolutely ruined my day Woody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My enemies. They know who they are...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Males.

What? So I'm not on yours? Absolutely ruined my day Woody. "

And on your special day, too! He’s a rascal, that Woody. Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Males.

What? So I'm not on yours? Absolutely ruined my day Woody.

And on your special day, too! He’s a rascal, that Woody. Tut tut"

He's such a cock tease as well

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Who wouldn’t you put in your hotlist ? "

I’ve never put you on my hotlist. Even though I know you’re hot. And funny. And sweet.

You don’t tend to post photos or status updates so there wouldn’t be much point. It’d be a sort of symbolic hotlisting. A bit empty, y’know?

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I dont think im on anyones right now haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Who wouldn’t you put in your hotlist ?

I’ve never put you on my hotlist. Even though I know you’re hot. And funny. And sweet.

You don’t tend to post photos or status updates so there wouldn’t be much point. It’d be a sort of symbolic hotlisting. A bit empty, y’know?"

Like framing a sheet of blank paper on your wall in a gold leaf frame?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Any woman that takes longer than 20 secs to squirt and fails to call me Master Todger - Lord of Squirtology ( yes its a science!) and then make me a brew milk no sugar and posh biscuits!! You’re all not on the list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs "

How dark are we talking?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Like framing a sheet of blank paper on your wall in a gold leaf frame? "

Worse!

I can post-rationalise that blank sheet of paper anytime. It can be a comment on the emptiness of art. The faux-culture of framing cheap reproductions. A juxtaposition that emphasises the inherent beauty of that gilded frame.

But a place on my hotlist is no good if it doesn’t add anything to my hotlist feed. That’s neither use nor ornament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

How dark are we talking?"

Dark as much as you like. I’m straight forward,what might put you off talking to me.

Mrs

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Anyone from Sydney university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

How dark are we talking?

Dark as much as you like. I’m straight forward,what might put you off talking to me.

Mrs "

Try me..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Like framing a sheet of blank paper on your wall in a gold leaf frame?

Worse!

But a place on my hotlist is no good if it doesn’t add anything to my hotlist feed. That’s neither use nor ornament."

That's a good point, I was thinking of a really nice frame.

Also yes, if there's nothing being added to the profile then it's a bit pointless having them on list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

How dark are we talking?

Dark as much as you like. I’m straight forward,what might put you off talking to me.

Mrs "

Usually saying you're straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Anyone who loves Jaffa Cakes

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Seriously? Loads of people, sure I'm a huge perv but mainly friends I've met or chatted with and felt a connection get hotlist, everyone else no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Dusts off hotlist*

That’ll be all of fab, not on mine then!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

All the people I have said No to

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"*Dusts off hotlist*

That’ll be all of fab, not on mine then!

That's ok, I'm on your other list

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"*Dusts off hotlist*

That’ll be all of fab, not on mine then!

Am i on it yet? I have to Be on it before the wedding and off your block list - can’t even perve you while you’re not looking - thats just wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

How dark are we talking?

Dark as much as you like. I’m straight forward,what might put you off talking to me.

Mrs

Try me.."

Ewww,go away…

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

How dark are we talking?

Dark as much as you like. I’m straight forward,what might put you off talking to me.

Mrs

Try me..

Ewww,go away…

Like Jim Jeffries type of dark humour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who comes across as rude or entitled in their bio, in face they tend to make my block list no matter how hot they may be.

There's not enough time in this life to deal with people who lack even a shred of humility.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m not sure it’s nice to name people.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Anyone from Sydney university.

I'm offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs

How dark are we talking?

Dark as much as you like. I’m straight forward,what might put you off talking to me.

Mrs

Try me..

Ewww,go away…

Like Jim Jeffries type of dark humour? "

No, more like Eddie Murphy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Dusts off hotlist*

That’ll be all of fab, not on mine then!

Is your hotlist longer than mine...? [Spoken in posh voice]

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Who wouldn’t you put in your hotlist ? "

There are surprisingly a large amount of people who I wouldn’t want on our hotlist.

The list of disqualifications is a very long list. Depending on the day and mood it gets longer.

I think it can be summed up by people I think are assholes

Marc

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"People with no sense in dark humor.

Or people who are full with themselves,you make me sick.

Mrs "

Dark humour is like food.

Some people don't get it.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We have plenty on our block list... that pretty much a "notlist" isn't it?

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