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things men shouldn't try doing at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Sit down!! Duh do like ladies do .. Morning routine cut in half LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol

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try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 in the goo 1 in the poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee and brush your teeth at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a dump and brushing my teeth and had a senior moment and nearly a nasty accident , toilet paper is not good to rub on teeth and as for where I nearly shoved the toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol

try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time "

....thank you for a wonderful mental image....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't pee if someone's talking to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made us chuckle

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By *emo and HollyCouple
over a year ago

neath

Men should never try and do more than one thing at a time, they just can't multi task like us women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was having a dump and brushing my teeth and had a senior moment and nearly a nasty accident , toilet paper is not good to rub on teeth and as for where I nearly shoved the toothbrush "
try telling your dentist why your teeth are brownish.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... my son is one of those annoying kids who pees and brushes his teeth while having his shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol

try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time "

No, just pee in the sink while you're brushing!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I can't pee if someone's talking to me!"

But can you brush your teeth at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... my son is one of those annoying kids who pees and brushes his teeth while having his shower. "

arghhhh peeing in the shower!!! nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... my son is one of those annoying kids who pees and brushes his teeth while having his shower.

arghhhh peeing in the shower!!! nooooooooo "

It's actually very good if you have athletes foot or a fungal nail infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was pointed out to me in no uncertain terms the other night that 'singing' the theme tune to Match of the Day during sex wasn't exactly sexy!

...i'm quite a catch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't pee if someone's talking to me!"

no water sports for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol

try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time

....thank you for a wonderful mental image...."

haha thats quite ok, be grateful i dont have a pic of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't pee if someone's talking to me!

no water sports for you then "

I'm more of a receiver than a giver anyway.....Unless she's mute!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Men should never try and do more than one thing at a time, they just can't multi task like us women "
I am totally shit at multitasking yet my OH is fab at it, so that blows that idea outta the water...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a kebab and fingering your OH. Chili sauce burns.... Essex boys take note!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men should never try and do more than one thing at a time, they just can't multi task like us women "
Oi you. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men should never try and do more than one thing at a time, they just can't multi task like us women "

I managed to play COD, Whilst eating shreddies, whilst in the phone to my girlfriend, whilst drinking Whiskey & Coke!!! Who said men can't multi task hehehe..

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