FabSwingers.com forum: Shower sex is overrated. Discuss

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s some sort of romantic vibe and sexy naughty feeling around shower sex but it’s just awkward and the temperature is never right haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I don't suppose the water can make for good friction either

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends on the shower. The majority are not really big enough, and not safety adequate - slippy!

A large walk in in shower with wet room flooring works very well.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

A large walk in in shower with wet room flooring works very well. "

That's what I have at home, and I can confirm it works very well

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah I love giving oral but 69 is awkward. I completely agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to disagree. I absolutely love sex and oral in the shower but maybe I’m doing it with the right person

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings"
Don't tell me that. I agree with the first two but always fancied a go in a sex swing.

Are they rubbish? Xxx

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Nah mate.

It can range from 'that was the funniest thing I've ever done naked' to 'I think I need to re-teach my brain 70% of the English language after that'.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings Don't tell me that. I agree with the first two but always fancied a go in a sex swing.

Are they rubbish? Xxx"

They're fine. But like the other two they're just extra details and faffery that just distract from the enjoyment rather than add to it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings Don't tell me that. I agree with the first two but always fancied a go in a sex swing.

Are they rubbish? Xxx

They're fine. But like the other two they're just extra details and faffery that just distract from the enjoyment rather than add to it for me."

Reverse cowgirl in sex swing seems like effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never felt so wet yet so so dry at the same time. Shower sex isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Getting all soaped up together in there before it is nice though

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Showers aren't big enough to have real fun in, well not for us anyway x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings"

Definitely with you on the top 2, never tried a swing though.

Mrs

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Showers aren't big enough to have real fun in, well not for us anyway x"

Only done it once in a well known chain of hotels we had a huge shower room

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Getting clean as you get dirty....... So efficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did thks thread before and I concur!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

They're great for foreplay though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe you are the right person and I’ve not had the luck yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When there’s plenty of oil and lube who needs it, right?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Oh no I love it!

Really hot water, warm steam, pushed against cold tiles is a sensory treat!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Whats to discuss, you are correct.

Its a fantasy born from film and TV, with the reality being a lot different.

Just go fuck outside in the rain!

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings Don't tell me that. I agree with the first two but always fancied a go in a sex swing.

Are they rubbish? Xxx

They're fine. But like the other two they're just extra details and faffery that just distract from the enjoyment rather than add to it for me."

We have a couple and yeah it's a tool that does require some forethought, but get it right and the positions tou can get into are fun

Agree on the first 2 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current shower is probably a little too small, but in my dream home, I'd have a large walk in shower, big enough for two - or maybe three

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes but shower dry (wet) humping is nice, slipping bodies against each other, cock getting harder against a soapy bum crack.

Then just get out, dry off and do the actual sex.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I really like it but you do need a good spacious walk in shower room with the overhead system like the Milano 16 inch square.

Then it’s the best experience. It’s not just about fucking, take some real sponges and some lush products, champagne , shower speaker and enjoy

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

I once nearly collapsed after coming because it was too hot in the shower. Had to sit down I went all light headed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a common problem

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Overrated: too slippery (not in a good way), and too cold when we’re not under the warm water. Soaping each other up is fun though!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I love shower sex but my lover say I have the water to hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a very big walk in shower, no door but has a shower chair and hand rail, i have limited mobility, hence the chair and hand rail, we havn't had shower sex yet but might later on today .....

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like 69's, even thought I love oral both ways.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings"

Love all of the above

You can keep bath sex tho... Great in theory; not so much in practice

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Things I think are romanticised but are actually shit:

Shower sex

69s

Sex swings

Love all of the above

You can keep bath sex tho... Great in theory; not so much in practice"

Yes it’s a recipe for injury fucking in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have to disagree. I absolutely love sex and oral in the shower but maybe I’m doing it with the right person

I’d completely agree, find the right person for anything and you’ll have a blast

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I love a shower fuck. Hot, steamy and cold tiles. Soaping each other up and down, having my hair washed for me. Never thought to fuck in the bath though. Kissing and hair washing yes.

In the sea best of all. I just love the water.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You can keep bath sex tho... Great in theory; not so much in practice"

"Never thought to fuck in the bath though. Kissing and hair washing yes."

See, I think that’s it. Baths are great foreplay. Not great places to fuck.

"In the sea best of all. I just love the water."

Well you *are* part jellyfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a shower fuck. Hot, steamy and cold tiles. Soaping each other up and down, having my hair washed for me. Never thought to fuck in the bath though. Kissing and hair washing yes.

In the sea best of all. I just love the water."

Yes

I love to have sex in the sea it’s the best I had multiple sex sessions in the sea at temptations in Cancun I loved it and haven’t had any since

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I would probably break a hip slipping around these days.

Think I would much prefer horizontal shenanigans

safer for all concerned.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Overrated. Hair looks crap afterwards plus I'm a real baby when shampoo/ shower gel gets in my eyes.

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Yeah, tried shower sex years ago, not a fan, just awkward. Nice to watch a beautiful body with the water running down it, great foreplay but that’s all. Never understood why it’s such a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t blame you at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Witt to h a beauty like yourself I couldn’t not enjoy myself tbh haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fair point but I reckon you’re still up and jiving like a pro

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"There’s some sort of romantic vibe and sexy naughty feeling around shower sex but it’s just awkward and the temperature is never right haha

I dislike it as all I do is worry about slipping, hurting myself or the other person, and needing to call an ambulance. Then enduring the medical staff stifling their sniggers while they treat me / us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe handles in the shower like they have in hospital might be an idea

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Yeah it's never really worked for us, the height difference and the water just make it too difficult!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've had some epic moments in the shower.

Like everything it depends on the chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I love giving oral but 69 is awkward. I completely agree "

This!

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Bath sex is better?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"There’s some sort of romantic vibe and sexy naughty feeling around shower sex but it’s just awkward and the temperature is never right haha

Wouldn’t that be mortifying

ohh gawd wouldn’t like to explain that to friends and family ..

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