FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing you've ever trodden on?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We don't have Lego, but I have stood on a toy car barefoot. Lumpy metal hurts like hell.

My husband once walked in a massive icky dog poo just before we got to a friend's party. I think he spent half the party in the garden cleaning his shoes.

How about you?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The oppressed!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold cat sick next to the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've trodden on the top of a canal many a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug in bare feet. I was in bare feet, I can't speak for the slug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snail, barefoot in the garden in the dark. The crunch

then the warm squishy feeling

RIP little snail

I'm sorry

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh and a plug

Mrs C

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

Shirley

I can't stand stepping on in a puddle with socks on.

Worse than that, definitely zips from clothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh and a plug

Mrs C "

Same for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snail

Massive spider

Sick

One of those notice board pin things

And my hair straighteners when they were on

It’s clear from that list that I don’t watch where I’m going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't stand stepping on in a puddle with socks on.

Worse than that, definitely zips from clothing! "

Wet socks or feet make me shiver as well

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My friend’s tiny dog. I was mortified. Luckily it was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend’s tiny dog. I was mortified. Luckily it was ok

How are you though, Nora?

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

Shirley

"I can't stand stepping on in a puddle with socks on.

Worse than that, definitely zips from clothing!

Wet socks or feet make me shiver as well

I'm so glad it's not just me! I had to train my husband to try off before stepping out on the bath/shower. Stepping on that mat when it's wet seriously gives me the ick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold cat sick next to the bed

Cats.Always giving

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

I fish hook, the worst bit was getting it out afterwards

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

I one trod barefoot onto a slug

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wine glass, which snapped at the stem. Then it proceeded to go through my shoe and into my foot.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
over a year ago

M20

Quicksand.

I’m not joking.

All that training from Saturday daytime telly as a kid paid off.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Broken wooden pallet, large nail went through the sole of my foot and out the top of my shoe.

Yet another hospital visit and tetanus injection.

A dead badger , it had rotted away and I stepped into the revolting aftermath on a walk in the forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feelings lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

One time I was walking and accidentally stood on a frog. Between the gigantic goth shoes and the weight of my fat ass the poor thing full on exploded, right up the inside of my other calf.

I thought I was gonna barf. The feeling of it underfoot was stomach churning enough without the guts caught in fishnets.

And this is why I don't go for nature walks anymore. Well, that and being a pale indoorsy type

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

A human turd buried in the sand on the beach!! Try getting that out from under your nails!!! YUCK

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A big rusty nail straight through my boot and about 1/2 inch into my heel. I think I may have said FUCK!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

dog shit,, and slug bare footed

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Half of a dead mouse

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

A vengeful cat at the top of the stairs. I thought I was going to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nail sticking out of some wood or a cow pat that my trainer got stuck in.

It’s hard to decide

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Slug barefoot

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A slug in bare feet. I was in bare feet, I can't speak for the slug."
the slug was just bare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stepped barefoot into a massive pile of dog shit...delightful

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

A dried leaf, oddly enough. - 'wearing sandals at the time. After feeling and hearing the crunch between my toes, when l looked down I saw a scorpion at my feet. 'nearly had a heart attack at the thought I'd trodden on it and would get stung.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A dead mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't stand stepping on in a puddle with socks on.

Worse than that, definitely zips from clothing!

Wet socks or feet make me shiver as well

I'm so glad it's not just me! I had to train my husband to try off before stepping out on the bath/shower. Stepping on that mat when it's wet seriously gives me the ick. "

Oh no I’m with you , that’s the worst!

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

"A slug in bare feet. I was in bare feet, I can't speak for the slug."

Same here. Its so unsettling especially when you haven't quite woken up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw binmen outside, rushed out in bare feet to put get rubbish out in time. Full on stood on a slug...it was freezing cold between my toes

I absolutely hate slugs, almost became delirious

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

A 3 prong plug, that brought me to my knees pretty quickly

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"A 3 prong plug, that brought me to my knees pretty quickly

I have done this and it got stuck in my foot, worse pain ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soldering iron bare foot

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By *aturedWithAgeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A slug when I was barefoot…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the annoying shit the kids leave on the stairs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid me n my mate were making a scare board ramp

Out of scrap pallets and plywood boxing

I stood on a board with a nail sticking up

It went right into my foot under the arch as I jumped off my other foot got the same on another board

It was really horrible I was up for three night with deep throbbing in both feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power plug with the prongs facing up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Someone else's dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A republican.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A republican.

Were they particularly sharp and unyielding?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A rusty nail oh and a jelly fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A republican.

Were they particularly sharp and unyielding?"

Mainly loud and really quite rude. Then under arrest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasp.

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wasp.

Ouch

Snap! Stupidly mowing the lawn in my bare feet. Hurt like hell when it stung me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A drawing pin. Sorer getting pulled out. Didn't even bleed but was really painful.

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By *xOxonguyMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A plug. Stood on it while getting of a chair. One prong went right into big toe.. say it made me swear was an understatement..

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