FabSwingers.com forum: Hubby is doing a McDonald's breakfast run

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Place your order below.....

(Or don't if you don't want anything)

Mrs C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg and bacon McMuffin with a latte - I’ll share the hash brown with someone.

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Ohhh yes please

Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal please with hash brown and an Orange Juice

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Double sausage & egg muffin

Orange juice

And please rewind time 20 years and get a cinnamon doughnut please (they were so good)

Please & thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double sausage and egg for me too, black coffee.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh yes - sausage and egg Mcmuffin please and a cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had morning sex, Gota go with double sausage and egg muffins meals x 2, one large toffee latte (Mrs) fresh orange please x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just had morning sex, Gota go with double sausage and egg muffins meals x 2, one large toffee latte (Mrs) fresh orange please x"

Ooh, this again for me too please. Thanks

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you all want extra hash browns?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do you all want extra hash browns? "

Obviously

LvM

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.

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By *netobeextraMan
over a year ago

location varies

Don’t forget the customise option to have bacon and sausage in the muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccys don't do what I want lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Egg and cheese muffin and a hot choc please? X

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

2 sausage and egg McMuffins and a orange juice please.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

McDonald's forum police will be along any second!

I'll put my order in if you don't mind waiting around until 11am?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it."

You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?

Rules are rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage McMuffin breakfast meal. Coffee. And ALL the hash browns. (ALL = 10)

And grab a shit load of salt and pepper sachets.

ta.

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.

You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?

Rules are rules

I am the naked chef

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.

You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?

Rules are rules

See, I had no idea! I was about to commit an appalling social solecism.

Thank you for your selfless intervention. But I still don't know what I should order.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Maccys don't do what I want lol"
So what do you want? Xxx

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.

You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?

Rules are rules

See, I had no idea! I was about to commit an appalling social solecism.

Thank you for your selfless intervention. But I still don't know what I should order."

I shall order one of everything. We can have a breakfast in bed smorgasbord.

Failing that sausage & egg muffin is the best

. Don’t have the tea though it’s grim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.

You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?

Rules are rules

See, I had no idea! I was about to commit an appalling social solecism.

Thank you for your selfless intervention. But I still don't know what I should order."

You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange

Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?

My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.

You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?

Rules are rules

I am the naked chef "

Excellent. Full English for second breakfast then please

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

2 bacon cheese wraps 2 hasbrowns and a capuchino please.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I shall order one of everything. We can have a breakfast in bed smorgasbord.

Failing that sausage & egg muffin is the best

. Don’t have the tea though it’s grim. "

I don't know what I'd do without you. Thank you for the advice and warning. I'll put the kettle on and make some lovely Darjeeling Second Flush in a rather charming Georgian teapot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maccys don't do what I want lol So what do you want? Xxx"

I really liked the bagels , but alas they no longer do them x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange

Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock"

Again, this is invaluable advice. Except that I don't know where to wear the sock.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Double sausage and egg McMuffin meal with orange juice please

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I shall order one of everything. We can have a breakfast in bed smorgasbord.

Failing that sausage & egg muffin is the best

. Don’t have the tea though it’s grim.

I don't know what I'd do without you. Thank you for the advice and warning. I'll put the kettle on and make some lovely Darjeeling Second Flush in a rather charming Georgian teapot."

Just call me Higgins

(although I’m clearly the epitome of Eliza)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m now absolutely ravenous

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Maccys don't do what I want lol So what do you want? Xxx

I really liked the bagels , but alas they no longer do them x"
I do like a cream cheese bagel, not a fan of Maccys breakfast, funnily enough it's the cheese on their muffins that I don't like.

Cheese with egg, dirty buggers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange

Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock

Again, this is invaluable advice. Except that I don't know where to wear the sock."

Theres an initiation process as you are a newbie.

1 part steamed carrot up your bottom, wearing the non wank sock on the left hand while snorting the orange juice inbetween bites.

This is a quick and painless situation which will bring you years of utter joy

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

ask them can they do a quick bacon and chilli wrap because I don't like the breakfast menu xx

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I’m now absolutely ravenous

For food, too?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange

Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock

Again, this is invaluable advice. Except that I don't know where to wear the sock.

Theres an initiation process as you are a newbie.

1 part steamed carrot up your bottom, wearing the non wank sock on the left hand while snorting the orange juice inbetween bites.

This is a quick and painless situation which will bring you years of utter joy "

This community is so welcoming. (Wipes away solitary, crystalline tear.)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’m now absolutely ravenous

For food, too?"

You know me too well

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I’m now absolutely ravenous

For food, too?

You know me too well

Unfortunately, not nearly well enough.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Hash brown and sausages please with mayonnaise and ketchup.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’m now absolutely ravenous

For food, too?

You know me too well

Unfortunately, not nearly well enough.

I’m working on that

Flirting shamelessly on a breakfast thread

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I’m now absolutely ravenous

For food, too?

You know me too well

Unfortunately, not nearly well enough.

I’m working on that

Flirting shamelessly on a breakfast thread

Is that not the done thing?

So many rules. It's like dining at the Palace all over again.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Oooooh! A McDonald’s breakfast would be fantastic.

Sausage McMuffin meal with a million extra hash browns and a cappuccino.

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