FabSwingers.com forum: I have had sex, AMA

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't be shy!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Are you telling the truth??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you telling the truth??"

Yes. For reals!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

In your dreams ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In your dreams ? "

I have also had sex dreams yes! Not for a while though!

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By *rivateBiDancerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Right hand or left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right hand or left? "

Lazy wank, right. If I fancy imagining an awkward handjob from a hottie, lefty Lucy!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

What does AMA mean bruce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does AMA mean bruce?"

Ask me anything..anythinggggg

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Why do wasps exist?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In which year did it happen?

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

Well done Brucey, top man

But was she 24 ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In which year did it happen? "

First time? 2005 baby!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"What does AMA mean bruce?

Ask me anything..anythinggggg

Ah ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do wasps exist?

I reckon it was bees gone wrong

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"In which year did it happen?

First time? 2005 baby!"

Has it happened since?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well done Brucey, top man

But was she 24 ?

I've slept with a few 24 year olds at the time. Last time was last year! She was great

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Why do wasps exist?

I reckon it was bees gone wrong "

I like that answer Brucey

Let me see what else I can think of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you? "

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In which year did it happen?

First time? 2005 baby!

Has it happened since?

Oh sweet shawed, twice!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!"

Why on earth would anyone can shit?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"In which year did it happen?

First time? 2005 baby!

Has it happened since?

Oh sweet shawed, twice!"

You stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did your hand slip off and give you a concussion?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!

Why on earth would anyone can shit?"

Modern art. Look up Piero Manzoni. He filled 90 cans.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!

Why on earth would anyone can shit?

Modern art. Look up Piero Manzoni. He filled 90 cans. "

Holy crap....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!

Why on earth would anyone can shit?"

Helps crops grow!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!

Why on earth would anyone can shit?

Helps crops grow!"

Not if it's bullshit - too much testosterone apparently.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Would you do it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does AMA mean bruce?"

I'm glad someone asked this!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy

Why don’t penguins feet get cold?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

#lifegoals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you do it again?"

Counting on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy

Why don’t penguins feet get cold?

They do. But they're fucking bosses and don't moan about that kind of shit!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy

Why don’t penguins feet get cold?

They do. But they're fucking bosses and don't moan about that kind of shit!"

Oooh! Interesting. Do you think their wangers touch the ice too?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....

Why is the sky blue?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?"

Nanna this is a brilliant question

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Nanna this is a brilliant question

I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Nanna this is a brilliant question

I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin."

I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Nanna this is a brilliant question

I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.

I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better

How do you know penguins don't get piles?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Nanna this is a brilliant question

I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.

I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better

How do you know penguins don't get piles?"

We don’t. We need David

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Nanna this is a brilliant question

I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.

I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better

Thank you. My buddy gave them a little massage a couple of days ago.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Nanna this is a brilliant question

I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.

I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better

How do you know penguins don't get piles?"

They do walk a bit funny.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Don't be shy!"

Tonight? For real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to 'plow' me?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do you want to 'plow' me?

Plough or plow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right I'm back here goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy

Why don’t penguins feet get cold?

They do. But they're fucking bosses and don't moan about that kind of shit!

Oooh! Interesting. Do you think their wangers touch the ice too?

No, cold dicks never hang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?"

Does sitting on a cold bench give you piles though...?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

What does AMA mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....

Why is the sky blue?"

Reflection of the ocean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to 'plow' me?

That name again is Mr Plow.

Did I ever see your face? Can't remember but I think I did and thought you were cute. So yes. Nice body and a good face I think. Also you're a little crazy so I think I would be fun screaming at each other before hate sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do wasps exist?

They are incredibly important in terms of pollination, as a vital part of the food chain etc arguably as important as bees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to 'plow' me?

Plough or plow? "

Plow. I'm not farming her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does AMA mean?"

Ask me anything

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Inspired by the "how many hotlists..." Thread,

How many people on Fab have added me to their hotlist?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What does AMA mean?

Ask me anything

Ah! Is it going to snow next week?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?

Does sitting on a cold bench give you piles though...?"

So I've been told.

Could have been all the anal and pregnancy though.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You did the sex?

I'm so proud of you.

Question... when you're doing the sexy sex stuff, do you ever think about sexy sexing someone other than the person you're doing the sex with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inspired by the "how many hotlists..." Thread,

How many people on Fab have added me to their hotlist? "

Do you really want to know that? Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does AMA mean?

Ask me anything

Ah! Is it going to snow next week?"

Depends where you are in the UK!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You did the sex?

I'm so proud of you.

Question... when you're doing the sexy sex stuff, do you ever think about sexy sexing someone other than the person you're doing the sex with? "

Nope BUT I have imagined the woman I am fucking also going down on a hot woman, having her face ridden, whatever you will, while doing it. But I like to know that THAT woman I'm with is wide open and giving herself TO me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....

Why is the sky blue?

Reflection of the ocean "

There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Inspired by the "how many hotlists..." Thread,

How many people on Fab have added me to their hotlist?

Do you really want to know that? Really?"

Yes, really.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....

Why is the sky blue?

Reflection of the ocean

There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue

The sky is blue because of the refraction of light in the atmosphere.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....

Why is the sky blue?

Reflection of the ocean

There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue

The sky is blue because of the refraction of light in the atmosphere. "

Yes yes, I know that. But I wanted to hear from the Oracle

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Brucey, you wise and glorious master of the sexy sex,

It is March. I haven't had sexy sex since January. Is it possible my cunt has died from malnutrition because my mouth keeps hogging all the dick?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hiya Brucey. Long time listener, first time caller here

Just how hard should I blow when giving a blowjob. Should the penis inflate like a balloon? I haven't yet got one to pop and fear I'm doing it wrong

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....

Why is the sky blue?

Reflection of the ocean

There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue

The sky is blue because of the refraction of light in the atmosphere.

Yes yes, I know that. But I wanted to hear from the Oracle

I'm just helping him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to 'plow' me?

That name again is Mr Plow.

I don't do angry sex. I do erotic, sensual, slow sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to 'plow' me?

That name again is Mr Plow.

I don't do angry sex. I do erotic, sensual, slow sex.

Really?! Obviously entirely believable but doesn't match the sass in your comments!

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