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".•°°" • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! | |||
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"Second the best " • Dee'lightful! Good evening, — You are tonight's ²nd poster! How are you this evening? What news, gossip or scandal will you parlay to the Nocturnal fellowship this evening? | |||
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"Good evening everyone from across the pond " • Blu' Blu', how do you do? The Nocturnal is never the same without you. Did you I tell you — you are tonight's ³rd poster! A grand prize awaits you. | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle " • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well? | |||
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"Second the best • Dee'lightful! Good evening, — You are tonight's ²nd poster! How are you this evening? What news, gossip or scandal will you parlay to the Nocturnal fellowship this evening? " Absolutely nothing I'm afraid. I'm far too boring | |||
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"Evening all" • From one landed gent to another, I extend a warm welcome to GentlemånFøx! Good evening, fine sir. | |||
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"Good evêning Ñérø and all the nocturnals, lovely to be with you all. LadyO" • LadyØ, 'evening felicitations to the most fragrant flower in the Nøcturnal garden. ² | |||
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"Oi oi. " • Kidha! | |||
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"Evening all • From one landed gent to another, I extend a warm welcome to GentlemånFøx! Good evening, fine sir. " Good evening, to you. Hopefully I will not kill off tonight's thread as I managed last night. | |||
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".•°° • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! " Have I? .•°° | |||
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"Good evening all, hope the weekend is going well for you all " • Gööd ëvëning •DJones• The weekend is faring well. Sunday beckons, however. | |||
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"Second the best • Dee'lightful! Good evening, — You are tonight's ²nd poster! How are you this evening? What news, gossip or scandal will you parlay to the Nocturnal fellowship this evening? Absolutely nothing I'm afraid. I'm far too boring " • Boring on the surface but I've heard that you're dynamite between the sheets. | |||
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"Evening all • From one landed gent to another, I extend a warm welcome to GentlemånFøx! Good evening, fine sir. Good evening, to you. Hopefully I will not kill off tonight's thread as I managed last night. " • What would be the neologism term for this action: threadacide? | |||
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".•°° • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! Have I? .•°°" • Perhaps... | |||
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"errrrrrrrrr hello and good night. do not bother to tell to fuck off as I am going already" • The Nocturnal is hallowed ground and all are welcome. We never tell Nocturnalites to FUCK OFF!!!! We would never dream of it. | |||
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"Evenin' all, wot's all this then? Mrs TMN x" • I think I'm intuitive enough to sense that you've had a long overdue profile update, oh TMN! If so, welcome to the Nocturnal snug bar. I have a green leather banquette just for you, for you to recline upon and while away the hour, my flower. | |||
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"Howdy y'all,62 degrees, sorry 17c ,sunny not a cloud in the sky, and no wind" • Dear Wildbillkid, thank you ever so much for the meteorological update in your locale. It's always appreciated. And good evening ² you! | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well?" I am treacle Life is pretty darn good | |||
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"Howdy y'all,62 degrees, sorry 17c ,sunny not a cloud in the sky, and no wind • Dear Wildbillkid, thank you ever so much for the meteorological update in your locale. It's always appreciated. And good evening ² you! " not much more to report over on this side | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well? I am treacle Life is pretty darn good " • Tell me more. Indeed, tell us more! Have you secured for yourself a brand new part time lover of the highest order, but the lowest of morals? | |||
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"Howdy y'all,62 degrees, sorry 17c ,sunny not a cloud in the sky, and no wind • Dear Wildbillkid, thank you ever so much for the meteorological update in your locale. It's always appreciated. And good evening ² you! not much more to report over on this side" • Well, you're still welcome. | |||
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".•°° • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! Have I? .•°° • Perhaps... " How has your day been?.•°° | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss " • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening. | |||
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".•°° • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! Have I? .•°° • Perhaps... How has your day been?.•°°" • Quite a lazy day, admittedly. It commenced at a snails pace with freshly baked morning croissants and cafetière. What about you? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening." I’m glad you are darling. Me too Shall I be Lady Grey then? | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening. I’m glad you are darling. Me too Shall I be Lady Grey then? " • You're already a lady. The formal title of an Earl's wife is "Countess", but if you wish to relinquish your title... | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening. I’m glad you are darling. Me too Shall I be Lady Grey then? • You're already a lady. The formal title of an Earl's wife is "Countess", but if you wish to relinquish your title... " Oh I don’t mind relinquishing things. Clothes perhaps | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening. I’m glad you are darling. Me too Shall I be Lady Grey then? • You're already a lady. The formal title of an Earl's wife is "Countess", but if you wish to relinquish your title... Oh I don’t mind relinquishing things. Clothes perhaps " • You're starting early! And it's not even the celebrated Mïdnïght Høur! | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening. I’m glad you are darling. Me too Shall I be Lady Grey then? • You're already a lady. The formal title of an Earl's wife is "Countess", but if you wish to relinquish your title... Oh I don’t mind relinquishing things. Clothes perhaps • You're starting early! And it's not even the celebrated Mïdnïght Høur! " I’ve had one of *those* days | |||
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".•°° • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! Have I? .•°° • Perhaps... How has your day been?.•°° • Quite a lazy day, admittedly. It commenced at a snails pace with freshly baked morning croissants and cafetière. What about you?" I started my day with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and a large glass of strawberry milk. The rest of my day was nice and relaxed. I'll end the day with a candle lit bubble bath. .•°°•°°• | |||
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"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday evening. I’m listening to the Bowie back catalogue with a large Earl Grey. It’s bliss • You can be the Countess to my Earl Grey. Hello Le Petit Oiseau! We are having a splendid Saturday evening. I’m glad you are darling. Me too Shall I be Lady Grey then? • You're already a lady. The formal title of an Earl's wife is "Countess", but if you wish to relinquish your title... Oh I don’t mind relinquishing things. Clothes perhaps • You're starting early! And it's not even the celebrated Mïdnïght Høur! I’ve had one of *those* days " • Oh. I sêê! | |||
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".•°° • It's a fix!!! In any case PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You've had your prize! Have I? .•°° • Perhaps... How has your day been?.•°° • Quite a lazy day, admittedly. It commenced at a snails pace with freshly baked morning croissants and cafetière. What about you? I started my day with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and a large glass of strawberry milk. The rest of my day was nice and relaxed. I'll end the day with a candle lit bubble bath. .•°°•°°•" • That sounds like a perfect sunset to your bright Saturday! | |||
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"Good evening handsome Nero and good evening to you all " • Gööd ëvëning —·MissB·— ! Such delightful words from someone so dímuniåtive. I have a place right next to me in the Nocturnal snug bar. ² | |||
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"Good evening handsome Nero and good evening to you all • Gööd ëvëning —·MissB·— ! Such delightful words from someone so dímuniåtive. I have a place right next to me in the Nocturnal snug bar. ²" Thank you, you are far too kind | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well? I am treacle Life is pretty darn good • Tell me more. Indeed, tell us more! Have you secured for yourself a brand new part time lover of the highest order, but the lowest of morals? " New Job Treacle | |||
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"Good evening handsome Nero and good evening to you all • Gööd ëvëning —·MissB·— ! Such delightful words from someone so dímuniåtive. I have a place right next to me in the Nocturnal snug bar. ² Thank you, you are far too kind " • Awww | |||
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"Good evening naughty, sexy people! How's everyone doing? " • Twístedsòul35: good evening! We are all just fine and dandy. Are you well? | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well? I am treacle Life is pretty darn good • Tell me more. Indeed, tell us more! Have you secured for yourself a brand new part time lover of the highest order, but the lowest of morals? New Job Treacle " • Fåntåstique!!! Congratulations! | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well? I am treacle Life is pretty darn good • Tell me more. Indeed, tell us more! Have you secured for yourself a brand new part time lover of the highest order, but the lowest of morals? New Job Treacle " Oh that’s brilliant news | |||
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"Ey Up Treacle • Ah, Compy, my statuesque rumpy-pumpy. I've missed you my passionflower. Are you well? I am treacle Life is pretty darn good • Tell me more. Indeed, tell us more! Have you secured for yourself a brand new part time lover of the highest order, but the lowest of morals? New Job Treacle Oh that’s brilliant news " • She's a lollipop lady. I say Bravø to that! | |||
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"Evening all. Arsenal aside, this weekend has been horrendous. Roll on Monday " • Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, ThéGatéKèèper! How are you this evening? | |||
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"Can I come in...... " • Everyone please kindly extend a warm welcome to Bøø! She's new here in Fab, and newer to the forå and newer still within the Nocturnal Lounge. You, Bøø, are always welcome. We serve Sauternes with chips. | |||
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"I see some of my favourite women are in here tonight. Evening all. I’m not staying, just passing through …" • Only some, my little current bun? Good evening RTG! Stay for as long as you wish. Here in the Nøcturnal bar we imbibe in short tumblers and tall highballs. | |||
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"Can I come in...... " Welcome! Come in, relax and enjoy the company. X | |||
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"Can I come in...... No " • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! " Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo " I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! " *into* | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! " Ffs. I’ll need the ladders | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, nocturnal campers. Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter. I've felt a bit meh today. Anyhow, Box City is slowly disappearing and we're hoping to do some furniture shopping tomorrow. " • Good evening, KC² my . Ever the consummate with your nighly anecdotes. Did you use the free Sainsbury's Supermarket WiFi to flash your thr'penny bits at F&B?? I'm glad that you're all settled in Chez KC². 'Nduja soon? | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo " • Bøø is upgrading her demeanour of late: she no longer banters, but instead does "dialogue". | |||
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"Good Saturday evening to you all. " • My dear esteemed Nocturnal friend, Måggy. Good evening fine sir. I'm really delighted that you've joined us in the Noc'. There's an honesty bar. Help yourself. | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders " I sent you them the other day | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day " I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes | |||
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"Evening all having a lazy Saturday binge watching movies " • Hello and warm greetings to haMMerandthôngs! It's the perfect way to suffuse the Saturday with a back to back compendium of movies. Welcome to the Noc'...! | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes " • She's under! | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes " Before or after you sneak a peek up my skirt? I've heard all about the likes of you....... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, nocturnal campers. Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter. I've felt a bit meh today. Anyhow, Box City is slowly disappearing and we're hoping to do some furniture shopping tomorrow. • Good evening, KC² my . Ever the consummate with your nighly anecdotes. Did you use the free Sainsbury's Supermarket WiFi to flash your thr'penny bits at F&B?? I'm glad that you're all settled in Chez KC². 'Nduja soon?" No, no. I flashed F&B from the comfort of my own bed. N'duja at an unspecified point in the future, not sure when my next trip to Londinium will be, BUT probably do need to return for more wonderful tests | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes Before or after you sneak a peek up my skirt? I've heard all about the likes of you....... " • Bøø is the bestower of the finest hugs. I haven't kissed her yet. But we live in hope. | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes Before or after you sneak a peek up my skirt? I've heard all about the likes of you....... • Bøø is the bestower of the finest hugs. I haven't kissed her yet. But we live in hope. " I don't tend to kiss strangers (pretty woman style) but how do you fancy a threesome with Littlebird and I one evening? I'll even let you double dip your chips. | |||
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"Hi another cold is starting. I'm freezing and my throat is hurting. Feeling sorry for myself" • Dear |_urve_your_enthusiasm| Welcome, your Ladyship, to the Nocturnal bar. The snug bar is the nucleus of the Nøcturnalites, convivial, warm and jovial. We shall throw another log onto the hearth to warm your chilled bones. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, nocturnal campers. Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter. I've felt a bit meh today. Anyhow, Box City is slowly disappearing and we're hoping to do some furniture shopping tomorrow. • Good evening, KC² my . Ever the consummate with your nighly anecdotes. Did you use the free Sainsbury's Supermarket WiFi to flash your thr'penny bits at F&B?? I'm glad that you're all settled in Chez KC². 'Nduja soon? No, no. I flashed F&B from the comfort of my own bed. N'duja at an unspecified point in the future, not sure when my next trip to Londinium will be, BUT probably do need to return for more wonderful tests " • ....followed by wonderful ice cream, naturally. | |||
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"...Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter..." Ah, the everyday story of northern folk. That has to be the most homeopathic headache cure I have ever heard of! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, nocturnal campers. Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter. I've felt a bit meh today. Anyhow, Box City is slowly disappearing and we're hoping to do some furniture shopping tomorrow. • Good evening, KC² my . Ever the consummate with your nighly anecdotes. Did you use the free Sainsbury's Supermarket WiFi to flash your thr'penny bits at F&B?? I'm glad that you're all settled in Chez KC². 'Nduja soon? No, no. I flashed F&B from the comfort of my own bed. N'duja at an unspecified point in the future, not sure when my next trip to Londinium will be, BUT probably do need to return for more wonderful tests " Was he in his Kangoo? | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes Before or after you sneak a peek up my skirt? I've heard all about the likes of you....... • Bøø is the bestower of the finest hugs. I haven't kissed her yet. But we live in hope. I don't tend to kiss strangers (pretty woman style) but how do you fancy a threesome with Littlebird and I one evening? I'll even let you double dip your chips. " • This sounds like the genesis of something wonderful. † | |||
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"Evening all. I’m a little late to the party tonight! I’ve been a lurker and hiding for a few days, been exhausted but hopefully I’ll be right as rain in a few days How are you all? " • Good evening my Norse friend, Lõthbrõk! I'm sorry to hear about your enervation. Stay awhile and rejuvenate. | |||
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"Good Saturday evening to you all. • My dear esteemed Nocturnal friend, Måggy. Good evening fine sir. I'm really delighted that you've joined us in the Noc'. There's an honesty bar. Help yourself." Many thanks. Here's 50p. | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes Before or after you sneak a peek up my skirt? I've heard all about the likes of you....... • Bøø is the bestower of the finest hugs. I haven't kissed her yet. But we live in hope. I don't tend to kiss strangers (pretty woman style) but how do you fancy a threesome with Littlebird and I one evening? I'll even let you double dip your chips. " Now now darling Boo. I thought we had already agreed on the plan for our meet up. I didn’t think it would include Claridges, never mind double-dipping | |||
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"Good Saturday evening to you all. • My dear esteemed Nocturnal friend, Måggy. Good evening fine sir. I'm really delighted that you've joined us in the Noc'. There's an honesty bar. Help yourself. Many thanks. Here's 50p. " • Thank you! That's 50p more than most have given this evening. You're a scholar and a gentleman. | |||
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"Evening all. I’m a little late to the party tonight! I’ve been a lurker and hiding for a few days, been exhausted but hopefully I’ll be right as rain in a few days How are you all? " Good evening Sir. Sending you a big hug over to make you feel better | |||
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"...Bøø is the bestower of the finest hugs. I haven't kissed her yet. But we live in hope. I don't tend to kiss strangers (pretty woman style) but how do you fancy a threesome with Littlebird and I one evening? I'll even let you double dip your chips. Now now darling Boo. I thought we had already agreed on the plan for our meet up. I didn’t think it would include Claridges, never mind double-dipping. " • This gets even better. I think we need to do a dress rehearsal first. | |||
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"...Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter... Ah, the everyday story of northern folk. That has to be the most homeopathic headache cure I have ever heard of!" Sadly I still have a headache | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, nocturnal campers. Today I've mainly had a headache and shown my tits to F&B on the cams. Oh, and went to Sainsbury's and read stories to our daughter. I've felt a bit meh today. Anyhow, Box City is slowly disappearing and we're hoping to do some furniture shopping tomorrow. • Good evening, KC² my . Ever the consummate with your nighly anecdotes. Did you use the free Sainsbury's Supermarket WiFi to flash your thr'penny bits at F&B?? I'm glad that you're all settled in Chez KC². 'Nduja soon? No, no. I flashed F&B from the comfort of my own bed. N'duja at an unspecified point in the future, not sure when my next trip to Londinium will be, BUT probably do need to return for more wonderful tests Was he in his Kangoo? I think he was in a Fiesta today " | |||
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"Can I come in...... No • Oh, I see! Two fåir maidens in conflict! Of course not. It’s only friendly banter isn’t it Boo I'll bring a step stool so she can tell me to leave , looking in my eyes! Ffs. I’ll need the ladders I sent you them the other day I’ve got them ready. To look into your eyes. Not around your eyes. Directly in your eyes Before or after you sneak a peek up my skirt? I've heard all about the likes of you....... • Bøø is the bestower of the finest hugs. I haven't kissed her yet. But we live in hope. I don't tend to kiss strangers (pretty woman style) but how do you fancy a threesome with Littlebird and I one evening? I'll even let you double dip your chips. Now now darling Boo. I thought we had already agreed on the plan for our meet up. I didn’t think it would include Claridges, never mind double-dipping " Don't worry Littlebird, Nero won't mind if we take over his favourite table in the Artspace Cafe, he will be most impressed to see us sampling the delights on offer instead. Just make sure we mop up any spillages before we leave with a silk handkerchief. | |||
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"Hello! We've been at a friend's house for a birthday soirée. I was down for a boogie but it was lovely chatty sort of evening instead J" • Ah, that last bastion of adult care: Buffdåy parties filled with ice cream, jellies, lashings of ginger beer, sherbet and mint humbugs. Are you well, J? | |||
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"She's a dribbler... ^ I never dribble darling She spits " • You're such a shabby chic Boo'hemian! | |||
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"She's a dribbler... ^ I never dribble darling She spits " That is a lie!! Apart from coffee with those memes | |||
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"She's a dribbler... ^ I never dribble darling She spits That is a lie!! Apart from coffee with those memes " And wine | |||
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"Hello! We've been at a friend's house for a birthday soirée. I was down for a boogie but it was lovely chatty sort of evening instead J • Ah, that last bastion of adult care: Buffdåy parties filled with ice cream, jellies, lashings of ginger beer, sherbet and mint humbugs. Are you well, J? " Yes, we've had a lovely do-ey day, a great evening and tomorrow promises to be excellent too. It's starting with yoga followed by pastries How about yourself? | |||
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"Hello! We've been at a friend's house for a birthday soirée. I was down for a boogie but it was lovely chatty sort of evening instead J • Ah, that last bastion of adult care: Buffdåy parties filled with ice cream, jellies, lashings of ginger beer, sherbet and mint humbugs. Are you well, J? Yes, we've had a lovely do-ey day, a great evening and tomorrow promises to be excellent too. It's starting with yoga followed by pastries How about yourself?" • Tomorrow my day will kickstart with a piping hot Cafetière, followed by boiled eggs and obediently-buttered soldiers. And then a brisk walk down the High Road. | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left?" • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. | |||
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"We’re still up… and likely to be for a bit " • Sbôst! Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal. There are two vintage suede bar stools with your names on them. Take a pew and Imbibe with us. | |||
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"I’m thinking… clocks Nero has a big clock ^^ the voice of experience • " He is very precious over his clock, he wouldn't let me touch it | |||
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"I'm now listening to Kool & The Gang |¶¶||¶||¶" Your playlist is excellent tonight! | |||
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"Anyone for tea " • You will find the finest of loose teas in the make-shift caddy in the vestibule, opposite the Nocturnal snug bar. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship! | |||
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"Morning • Have you been fencing this evening? Oh it’s too complicated " • But it makes for a great border around your front garden. | |||
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"I'm now listening to Kool & The Gang |¶¶||¶||¶ Your playlist is excellent tonight!" Hello beautiful | |||
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"I’m thinking… clocks Nero has a big clock ^^ the voice of experience • He is very precious over his clock, he wouldn't let me touch it" • It requires pair of delicate hands, Bøø. One long and one short. | |||
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"I'm now listening to Kool & The Gang |¶¶||¶||¶ Your playlist is excellent tonight!" • Thank you, SexPøt.x | |||
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"Anyone for tea Green, please!" • She's awake! | |||
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"Anyone for tea Green, please! • She's awake! " I am. Though I will be trying to sleep soon. | |||
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"I’m thinking… clocks Nero has a big clock ^^ the voice of experience • He is very precious over his clock, he wouldn't let me touch it" Clocks are such delicate things. Even when they are large. They need to be admired, savoured and then gently stroked to make sure they’re working perfectly | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'." Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. | |||
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"I’m thinking… clocks Nero has a big clock ^^ the voice of experience • He is very precious over his clock, he wouldn't let me touch it • It requires pair of delicate hands, Bøø. One long and one short." I've already said I'll bring Littlebird with me.... | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case." Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case." Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. " Oops | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. " I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous. | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case." • BBR are in St. James's, next to Beretta (founded 1526). They would deliver. Failing that they have a warehouse in, er, Basingstoke! | |||
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"Anyone for tea Green, please!" My pleasure | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering " That is within my own limited capacity. Cashmere, angora, or lambswool? | |||
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"Anyone for tea Green, please! • She's awake! I am. Though I will be trying to sleep soon." • You mean with all that Green Tea sloshing inside you? What if Mr. KC wakes up and wishes to copulate? | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering That is within my own limited capacity. Cashmere, angora, or lambswool?" I know I should pick cashmere… But I do adore angora Thank you | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering " • This shive ring you speak of — is it from Tiffany™...? | |||
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"Anyone for tea Green, please! • She's awake! I am. Though I will be trying to sleep soon. • You mean with all that Green Tea sloshing inside you? What if Mr. KC wakes up and wishes to copulate?" I'll be just fine. Mr KC will be sleeping till the morning now. Hopefully he'll be raring to go in the morning | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering • This shive ring you speak of — is it from Tiffany™...?" I’m not sure.. come and examine it | |||
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"Beuno estente nocturnalistas Good evening Mr. Nero " • Good evening DanieLpieRced! Great to see you this evening! | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering That is within my own limited capacity. Cashmere, angora, or lambswool? I know I should pick cashmere… But I do adore angora Thank you " Don't thank me. Thank the rabbits! | |||
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"Anyone for tea Green, please! • She's awake! I am. Though I will be trying to sleep soon. • You mean with all that Green Tea sloshing inside you? What if Mr. KC wakes up and wishes to copulate? I'll be just fine. Mr KC will be sleeping till the morning now. Hopefully he'll be raring to go in the morning " • You are Duracell bunny, KC². | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous." I just got distracted for 10 minutes and I come back to this | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering • This shive ring you speak of — is it from Tiffany™...? I’m not sure.. come and examine it " • I shall bring my Loupe lens. | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous. I just got distracted for 10 minutes and I come back to this " You are telling me that one swallow doesn't make a summer? | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering That is within my own limited capacity. Cashmere, angora, or lambswool? I know I should pick cashmere… But I do adore angora Thank you Don't thank me. Thank the rabbits!" I will thank whoever warms me!! | |||
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"We’re still up… and likely to be for a bit • Sbôst! Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal. There are two vintage suede bar stools with your names on them. Take a pew and Imbibe with us." Deal. G and T and a rum and Coke please | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering That is within my own limited capacity. Cashmere, angora, or lambswool? I know I should pick cashmere… But I do adore angora Thank you Don't thank me. Thank the rabbits! I will thank whoever warms me!!" You can borrow my rabbit wrap girlfriend. It’s really warm | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous. I just got distracted for 10 minutes and I come back to this Stop Lady Wanking and you wouldn't have ...." • Is Lady Wånking a heredity title? | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous. I just got distracted for 10 minutes and I come back to this Stop Lady Wanking and you wouldn't have .... • Is Lady Wånking a heredity title?" Yes | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Could you call someone to cover me in warm blankets whilst you’re at it… shivering That is within my own limited capacity. Cashmere, angora, or lambswool? I know I should pick cashmere… But I do adore angora Thank you Don't thank me. Thank the rabbits! I will thank whoever warms me!!" I'm coming over. And I won't bring the angora. | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous. I just got distracted for 10 minutes and I come back to this Stop Lady Wanking and you wouldn't have .... • Is Lady Wånking a heredity title?" I'm not sure, but it's always following me around | |||
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"Oh, what a day. Is there any Tokaji left? • Alas, it was a popular choice this evening, oh Élèphantis. However, a bin end of Grappa is being gleefully offered. Welcome to the Noc'. Thank you for the welcome. I shall have to speed-dial BBR, or perhaps Justerini , to get them to send over a case. Blame Littlebird, she seems to spit wine everywhere in my presence. I'll pop over. She always swallows for me. You must make her the best kind of nervous. I just got distracted for 10 minutes and I come back to this Stop Lady Wanking and you wouldn't have .... • Is Lady Wånking a heredity title? I'm not sure, but it's always following me around " • I shall alert Burke's Peerage! | |||
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