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Some one dies on you what would you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you do if you have a fuck friend round and why haveing fun they die on you what would you do.

How would you deal with it would you tell the truth with the police or would you hide it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carry on while they were still warm

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

As one who likes breathedge play, this has been discussed.

I would wait for the police, and then say I was the cleaner and found them like that! lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hide the body in the nearest cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blame it on the missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As one who likes breathedge play, this has been discussed.

I would wait for the police, and then say I was the cleaner and found them like that! lol"

And in your own house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hide the body in the nearest cupboard"

Shouldn't that be the nearest empty cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use them as a draught excluder for the garage door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its ok giveing silly answer but what happens if it did happen what would your do just think about it if you play your DNA will be on the body

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"As one who likes breathedge play, this has been discussed.

I would wait for the police, and then say I was the cleaner and found them like that! lol

And in your own house?"

never play from home...im kinky not fuckin stupid! lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"What would you do if you have a fuck friend round and why haveing fun they die on you what would you do.

"

Die on you or "ON" you? (possibly "under"?) I'd say move them while still flexible and see if the dog can be blamed.

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Its ok giveing silly answer but what happens if it did happen what would your do just think about it if you play your DNA will be on the body"

the sensible answer is, you would call the police. After all, the person has died having sex ( i presume we are talking non kinky), its not a crime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in your own house?

never play from home...im kinky not fuckin stupid! lol"

actually did LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hubby says he run a bath and wash the body down with bleach then with clean water then re dress sit them on the sofa call 999 for a ambulance get rid of the bedding burn it see what happens after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby says he run a bath and wash the body down with bleach then with clean water then re dress sit them on the sofa call 999 for a ambulance get rid of the bedding burn it see what happens after that."

does he like prison food???

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Hubby says he run a bath and wash the body down with bleach then with clean water then re dress sit them on the sofa call 999 for a ambulance get rid of the bedding burn it see what happens after that."

why?...lot of messing about, people do die having sex...now if they are restrained, wired up, bollocks in a vice and a bag over there head, still sporting fresh whip marks...then you might want to think of an alternative plan than ringing the police.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol depends if they trace of dna easy way to get rid of dna

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"lol depends if they trace of dna easy way to get rid of dna"

lmao...are you trying to tell us something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No lol question we got ask on a meet at the weekend by a couple as there much older than us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"blame it on the missus "

blame it on the boogie(man)

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"No lol question we got ask on a meet at the weekend by a couple as there much older than us"

Umm... how much older we talking?? If old enough to have to consider the above scenario having a statistical probability of occurring, the real question is "Do you want to proceed?"

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"No lol question we got ask on a meet at the weekend by a couple as there much older than us"

i`m willing to sign to say its not your fault

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Personally I can't think of a better way to go!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hubby says he run a bath and wash the body down with bleach then with clean water then re dress sit them on the sofa call 999 for a ambulance get rid of the bedding burn it see what happens after that."

Does it not concern you that hubby has a plan for disposing of dead bodies...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this did happen at cupids once i think someone (man with bad heart i pressume lol)died they called ambulance police ect and told customers to leave dont know what happened to person they were playing with but i think they did the right thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol hes not that type of doing that lol just you read about it and see it on tv how peeps get rid of bodys just makes you wounder what lenght peeps go to

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

You need to speak to DiamondSmiles about this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i would tell the truth.

Unless he was into strnage practises...

I mean try explaining an orange or banana up his ass ....etc etc.

that could be held as a murder weapon..

Oh the shame !

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

well considering they probably havent told anyone they were paying you a visit , it would be worth thinking about there wallet , watch etc , and they would have there car keys ( need another set of wheels ) and dont forget 3 goes at the ATM with there plastic

a good set of size 10 boots just might be enough to plant them under the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be so incredibly upset that there hadn't been time for goodbyes and LIVID at losing a meet... So ... I'd log into FAB .... put my name down on meet today THEN rifle their pockets. Find their gold card .... empty the bank account. give their clothes to Oxfam. ... dismember the body with a cleaver.... Make a stew of it with onions , carrots n spuds .... sell it for 2 quid a bowl outside a nightclub at three in the morning... What you looking at ???

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I'd be so incredibly upset that there hadn't been time for goodbyes and LIVID at losing a meet... So ... I'd log into FAB .... put my name down on meet today THEN rifle their pockets. Find their gold card .... empty the bank account. give their clothes to Oxfam. ... dismember the body with a cleaver.... Make a stew of it with onions , carrots n spuds .... sell it for 2 quid a bowl outside a nightclub at three in the morning... What you looking at ??? "

I used to love Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be so incredibly upset that there hadn't been time for goodbyes and LIVID at losing a meet... So ... I'd log into FAB .... put my name down on meet today THEN rifle their pockets. Find their gold card .... empty the bank account. give their clothes to Oxfam. ... dismember the body with a cleaver.... Make a stew of it with onions , carrots n spuds .... sell it for 2 quid a bowl outside a nightclub at three in the morning... What you looking at ??? "

Bit tame for you granny are ya mellowing in ya old age xx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

FFS you lot, no matter what ya did to cover it up theres such a thing as forensics ya know!! Get Grissom on the case and he'd have you banged to rights in minutes, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id tell the truth xx

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Hubby says he run a bath and wash the body down with bleach then with clean water then re dress sit them on the sofa call 999 for a ambulance get rid of the bedding burn it see what happens after that.

Does it not concern you that hubby has a plan for disposing of dead bodies...?

"

"Umm, have you signed a life insurance policy recently?"

(Geez I can be a cold bastid sometimes)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

sorry but i have just read this and fuck me im worried !!!

The bleach bit is defiantly the worst!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Not read this thread as need a pee.

But if ANOTHER fucker dies on me, i wont have any more room left under the patio!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not read this thread as need a pee.

But if ANOTHER fucker dies on me, i wont have any more room left under the patio!!!

"

Oooo you need cookery lessons young lady if your poisoning them

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Not read this thread as need a pee.

But if ANOTHER fucker dies on me, i wont have any more room left under the patio!!!

Oooo you need cookery lessons young lady if your poisoning them "

Its called care in the community

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

PS- i love it when you call me young lady

MWAH xxx

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By *onknpeaCouple
over a year ago

barnsley / wakefield

i'd tell the truth after all everybody says they'd like 2 go with a smile on their faces and i would want 2 go this way

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