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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you ate say a tomato or a strawberry and some of the seeds stayed in your gut would they germinate after awhile,could you conceivably grow a plant in your stomach,shoots and leave coming out your but? I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if mixed with cum from a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if mixed with cum from a virgin "

Your not taking this seriously FB

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"If you ate say a tomato or a strawberry and some of the seeds stayed in your gut would they germinate after awhile,could you conceivably grow a plant in your stomach,shoots and leave coming out your but? I'm bored

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No, because your stomach acid would destroy whatever comes out of the seed casing soon as it breaks open

I like your thinking though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if mixed with cum from a virgin

Your not taking this seriously FB "

Of course I do !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you ate say a tomato or a strawberry and some of the seeds stayed in your gut would they germinate after awhile,could you conceivably grow a plant in your stomach,shoots and leave coming out your but? I'm bored

No, because your stomach acid would destroy whatever comes out of the seed casing soon as it breaks open

I like your thinking though "

Tomato seeds are not always digested,just look at all the tomato plants in sewage works

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Tomato seeds are not always digested,just look at all the tomato plants in sewage works"

And train tracks too apparently, they're the name of network fail's life I heard somewhere (think it was QI)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I mean I've swallowed some spunk and grown a baby, dates may not combine well but still

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomato seeds are not always digested,just look at all the tomato plants in sewage works

And train tracks too apparently, they're the name of network fail's life I heard somewhere (think it was QI) "

All trains dump there sewage onto the tracks

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If you ate say a tomato or a strawberry and some of the seeds stayed in your gut would they germinate after awhile,could you conceivably grow a plant in your stomach,shoots and leave coming out your but? I'm bored

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This is where kale comes from!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Tomato seeds would but not strawberries as they need light to germinate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not sure but I dont think I will be buying your tomotoes thankyou all the same.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Pretty sure they'd need light to grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read somewhere that they feed coffee beans to cats and wait until they shit them out. Then sell them on for $600 a pound. Makes them taste better apparently. I’m sure if you start shitting out strawberries and tomatoes you could make a few quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that they feed coffee beans to cats and wait until they shit them out. Then sell them on for $600 a pound. Makes them taste better apparently. I’m sure if you start shitting out strawberries and tomatoes you could make a few quid. "

Yep, it's called Kopi Luwak and the idea is that the animal eats the coffee cherry and in their stomach, it goes through a kind of fermentation. They then take the beans it shits out, wash them and roast them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that they feed coffee beans to cats and wait until they shit them out. Then sell them on for $600 a pound. Makes them taste better apparently. I’m sure if you start shitting out strawberries and tomatoes you could make a few quid.

Yep, it's called Kopi Luwak and the idea is that the animal eats the coffee cherry and in their stomach, it goes through a kind of fermentation. They then take the beans it shits out, wash them and roast them"

Yeah that’s it!, I couldn’t remember what it was called

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that they feed coffee beans to cats and wait until they shit them out. Then sell them on for $600 a pound. Makes them taste better apparently. I’m sure if you start shitting out strawberries and tomatoes you could make a few quid.

Yep, it's called Kopi Luwak and the idea is that the animal eats the coffee cherry and in their stomach, it goes through a kind of fermentation. They then take the beans it shits out, wash them and roast them

Yeah that’s it!, I couldn’t remember what it was called "

The animal is a civet from Sumatra region

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