FabSwingers.com forum: What profile photos turn you right off?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I always wince a bit when I stumble on a profile that looks like an anatomy class. Is it really so hard to take a few creative photos that aren’t just genital closeups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up genitals.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Anything too graphic.

I like something left to the imagination you know.

Also messy backgrounds.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Silhouettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos that are extreme close ups. Also photos where someone has their pets in the background. Seen that a few times.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Men that have really good b&w torso pictures.

It’s not a jealousy thing I just get turned off by them… honestly.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Photos that are extreme close ups. Also photos where someone has their pets in the background. Seen that a few times."

Extreme close up! wwwhhhhhoooaaaaaaa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men that have really good b&w torso pictures.

It’s not a jealousy thing I just get turned off by them… honestly."

So my unripped, abs free torso pics are OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping holes

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Bad posing, standing there looking ridged.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Bad posing, standing there looking ridged. "
,, im ridged,,

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I always wince a bit when I stumble on a profile that looks like an anatomy class. Is it really so hard to take a few creative photos that aren’t just genital closeups?"

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No, it isn't hard to take adequate photographs, but each to their own when constructing a profile.

Vulgar and insipid photos serve as a natural filter for me to decide upon whether to respond to an incoming message. I really don't need to see bodily fluids or of similar ilk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men that have really good b&w torso pictures.

It’s not a jealousy thing I just get turned off by them… honestly."

Damn, time to hide all my profile pics. Want to help me take some new ones?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Men that have really good b&w torso pictures.

It’s not a jealousy thing I just get turned off by them… honestly.

So my unripped, abs free torso pics are OK?

Beautiful

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By *W1188Man
over a year ago

Kent, London

[Removed by poster at 04/03/23 13:19:34]

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

right going start eating more,,

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Men in there wives underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men that have really good b&w torso pictures.

It’s not a jealousy thing I just get turned off by them… honestly.

So my unripped, abs free torso pics are OK?

Beautiful

Thank you. I'll take any compliment

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Men that have really good b&w torso pictures.

It’s not a jealousy thing I just get turned off by them… honestly.

Damn, time to hide all my profile pics. Want to help me take some new ones?

Oh my gosh!

Hadn’t even noticed you op

Quite the selection you have there.

I’m extremely turned off and I’m sure Hen will be too when she gets home from work and finds you on our ‘what a turn off’ list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food stuffed up a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food stuffed up a pussy "

Hell yeah !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, you make sure to apologise to her for me. Or even better, give me the opportunity to do so in person…

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

at least if you show your torso you can see what its attached to..

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By *ob rodMan
over a year ago

lancaster

Arse close u where u can see bobbles of toilet paper in hairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arse close u where u can see bobbles of toilet paper in hairs "

That’s… specific

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Black and white ones, from any sex.

Always make me think the person is trying too hard to appear edgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw H&S said B&W torso pictures and after reviewing your profile. I must admit I was turned off too. The lighting, the angles, the body hair it's all wrong. Would you like some tips and pointers? I provide this service in person

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Cum shots! Boak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw H&S said B&W torso pictures and after reviewing your profile. I must admit I was turned off too. The lighting, the angles, the body hair it's all wrong. Would you like some tips and pointers? I provide this service in person

Feel free to message me, I would absolutely appreciate an in-depth advice session…

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Cocks, especially shrivelled hairy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimps … hairy arses … list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poser "

That why you didn’t fab my pic?

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Any kind of dick pic.

Ones where a guy is hanging out of a woman, and you can see mostly her. Grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos with jizz in them. I don't care if it's all over an arse or some tits, it's pretty grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poser

That why you didn’t fab my pic?"

Hold on. I’ll do that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah that just freaks me out. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather see a shit photo than no photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaping holes "

Some just aren't pretty too look at. I seen one yesterday that made me boak, I'd hate to think what she's had in her ass that left her with an asshole gaping so much. It's not natural. X

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Action shots where theres hardly any of the male in the pic ie just the tip of his cock or hand .

Anything gaping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gaping arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a girl?

A huge ass in the air for all to share. "Fab if you'd..."

Spread in all it's glory'hole glory ready to mount.

Zero class, just cheap.

Zero attraction or interest in seeing that or getting near it.

From a guy?

Pics with just a magnified cock or balls.

The ones where there's so much hair it's like CousinIt meets Where'sTheWilly

The usual messy/ bathroom/ toilet bowl background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks, especially shrivelled hairy ones

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personal preference but dont like loads of hair down there on a man or woman. Even a little trim. Hate a mouth full of hair. It's horrible. X

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Dribbly, spent, shrinking cocks. Head resting in a concealing pool of cold cum.

I quite enjoy studying a cock pic or two when they're throbbing hard, veiny and gripped in a hand, a glistening drop of precum emerging from the tip....

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock or pussy pics with fluff stuck to them. Or photos with the use of metal instruments. Makes me cringe. X

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Cocks, especially shrivelled hairy ones

personal preference but dont like loads of hair down there on a man or woman. Even a little trim. Hate a mouth full of hair. It's horrible. X"
exactly trim it

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Haven't seen a pic on here yet of someone I don't know that would turn me on and likewise I haven't seen one that would put me off someone.

There are lots of confusing pics that are well fabbed and I've no idea what I'm supposed to be looking at but as long as the pics are consistent with the rest of the profile there's no issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly a strange one for here.

Just as some don't like to read the veris that are blow-by-blow recounts of meets, I hate to see pics of you fucking, sucking or doing anything else with anyone else.

Massive turn off

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Possibly a strange one for here.

Just as some don't like to read the veris that are blow-by-blow recounts of meets, I hate to see pics of you fucking, sucking or doing anything else with anyone else.

Massive turn off"

Oh, I totally agree with you on this. If I see those type of pictures, it's an instant turn off!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Dirty feet and nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty feet and nails.

My feet are prettier than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty feet and nails.

My feet are prettier than yours"

True story

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Dirty feet and nails.

My feet are prettier than yours

True story "

But are they clean though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joysticks feet.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Close up cock, vag or arsehole.

Mrs

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

Picture after picture of gaping wide vaginas and aresholes! Oh and pics of bottles/food inside said gaping vaginas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male profiles that include women in the pictures

Mrs C

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Single male profiles that include women in the pictures

Mrs C "

Are you happy with Single female profiles that include men in the pictures?

Are you happy with Couples profiles with three or more people in them?

Genuine questions and I'm keen to know how you feel about this rather than try and start an argument.

Gbat

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Single profiles with bareback, play pics in them or pictures where the angle or closeness means you can't actually tell what it's a picture of... Random genital pics in general.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Your pics are rather nice OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gapey pictures and men separate pictures of him bareback inside various women bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single male profiles that include women in the pictures

Mrs C

Are you happy with Single female profiles that include men in the pictures?

Are you happy with Couples profiles with three or more people in them?

Genuine questions and I'm keen to know how you feel about this rather than try and start an argument.

Gbat "

No argument needed. I gave my answer to the OP. It does nothing for me personally. I don't need to explain why.

Mrs C

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Single male profiles that include women in the pictures

Mrs C

Are you happy with Single female profiles that include men in the pictures?

Are you happy with Couples profiles with three or more people in them?

Genuine questions and I'm keen to know how you feel about this rather than try and start an argument.

Gbat

No argument needed. I gave my answer to the OP. It does nothing for me personally. I don't need to explain why.

Mrs C "

I thought so.

Cheers,

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single male profiles that include women in the pictures

Mrs C

Are you happy with Single female profiles that include men in the pictures?

Are you happy with Couples profiles with three or more people in them?

Genuine questions and I'm keen to know how you feel about this rather than try and start an argument.

Gbat

No argument needed. I gave my answer to the OP. It does nothing for me personally. I don't need to explain why.

Mrs C

I thought so.

Cheers,

Gbat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food stuffed up a pussy "

Not sure why but this really made me laugh.

Quite right though, same as videos where the woman expels food she’s concealed up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joysticks feet.

I don’t know who this Joysticks guy is but my username is Joystick-MCR

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Think I should change my profile pic haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gaping pussy with dribble of jizz. Doesn't immediately make me think, mmmmm wouldn't mind entering that cavern.

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By *ilktray manMan
over a year ago

Eagle

"Food stuffed up a pussy

Hell yeah !! "

It takes skill and effort to shove a whole treacle sponge up there. Give them credit. It was straight from the oven!

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By *nly us 4448Couple
over a year ago

London

People sat on or standing over a toilet. Had a message earlier and when I looked at the profile pics of him, he was stood over a loo clearly having just had had a pee...I mean it might float some people's boat but defo not mine. (MRS)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extreme body hair on back and stomach-ew looking like a wear wolf(no offence anyone,but for me that’s a NO)

Food up in vagina or ass.

Blurry pictures-cmon we live in 21century and we have decent technology to take good quality pictures.

Profile picture of penis-yes, men have those ,stop showing it. We know it’s there.

Written whore or bitch on body- have some self respect. You can tell by message you like being called that , but don’t make it obvious.

Weird, unclear usernames what doesn’t make sense.

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Emojis or stuff scribbled over by what looks like Microsoft Paint

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

95% of dick pics

Especially if they include a messy floor, pants around ankles or a toilet seat.

Any other extreme close up of any other body part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extreme body hair on back and stomach-ew looking like a wear wolf(no offence anyone,but for me that’s a NO)

Food up in vagina or ass.

Blurry pictures-cmon we live in 21century and we have decent technology to take good quality pictures.

Profile picture of penis-yes, men have those ,stop showing it. We know it’s there.

Written whore or bitch on body- have some self respect. You can tell by message you like being called that , but don’t make it obvious.

Weird, unclear usernames what doesn’t make sense.

Mrs"

I’m a gamer from Manchester what’s not to get?

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By *ushLaurWoman
over a year ago

Solihull

Trousers & pants around their ankles, clearly taken whilst sitting on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No profile pics.

Penises.

Ones which look like they were taken from a horror porn made in 1987

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extreme body hair on back and stomach-ew looking like a wear wolf(no offence anyone,but for me that’s a NO)

Food up in vagina or ass.

Blurry pictures-cmon we live in 21century and we have decent technology to take good quality pictures.

Profile picture of penis-yes, men have those ,stop showing it. We know it’s there.

Written whore or bitch on body- have some self respect. You can tell by message you like being called that , but don’t make it obvious.

Weird, unclear usernames what doesn’t make sense.

Mrs

I’m a gamer from Manchester what’s not to get?"

And ?

don’t flatter yourself.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extreme body hair on back and stomach-ew looking like a wear wolf(no offence anyone,but for me that’s a NO)

Food up in vagina or ass.

Blurry pictures-cmon we live in 21century and we have decent technology to take good quality pictures.

Profile picture of penis-yes, men have those ,stop showing it. We know it’s there.

Written whore or bitch on body- have some self respect. You can tell by message you like being called that , but don’t make it obvious.

Weird, unclear usernames what doesn’t make sense.

Mrs

I’m a gamer from Manchester what’s not to get?

And ?

don’t flatter yourself.

Mrs"

Chest hair is staying but I’ll start waxing the crack and sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extreme body hair on back and stomach-ew looking like a wear wolf(no offence anyone,but for me that’s a NO)

Food up in vagina or ass.

Blurry pictures-cmon we live in 21century and we have decent technology to take good quality pictures.

Profile picture of penis-yes, men have those ,stop showing it. We know it’s there.

Written whore or bitch on body- have some self respect. You can tell by message you like being called that , but don’t make it obvious.

Weird, unclear usernames what doesn’t make sense.

Mrs

I’m a gamer from Manchester what’s not to get?

And ?

don’t flatter yourself.

Mrs

Chest hair is staying but I’ll start waxing the crack and sack

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a fun exchange!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pics are rather nice OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joysticks feet.

I don’t know who this Joysticks guy is but my username is Joystick-MCR

Okay. And your feet ! Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wince a bit when I stumble on a profile that looks like an anatomy class. Is it really so hard to take a few creative photos that aren’t just genital closeups?

•

No, it isn't hard to take adequate photographs, but each to their own when constructing a profile.

Vulgar and insipid photos serve as a natural filter for me to decide upon whether to respond to an incoming message. I really don't need to see bodily fluids or of similar ilk."

Insipid ilk! This

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Stupid filters, butterflies, stars, crap captions. Esp when it comes to face pictures.... dog ears. I mean you're not 15 (I'd hope). Lame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Starfish ones

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By *exleypeteMan
over a year ago

bexleyheath

"Chocolate Starfish ones

Your not wrong

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By *nubisIsisCouple
over a year ago

Field Of Reeds

Just pictures of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numerous pics of the guy balls deep in different women……. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Numerous pics of the guy balls deep in different women……. Yuk "

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

In no particular order:

Chastity devices.

Crude messages written on body parts.

Filthy rooms.

Gaping orifices.

I say “in no particular order”, but chastity cages really give me the ick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos where the female is getting fucked by some humongous 8 inch or above monster.

Instant "size queen" alarm bells ring in my head, and I just don't bother trying to connect with them and seeing if we click enough to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh also, whip/cane/flogging marks. Absolute no.

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