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I want to be a footballer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...run round a bit, roll on the floor a bit, lie down for a bit and get free kicks and millions of pounds!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

kiss and shower together....

I see the attraction

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do you want a free kick up the backside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's no way to talk to _iew

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

You've got to kiss your own badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got to kiss your own badge "

Rusty Sheriff badge?!

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon


"...run round a bit, roll on the floor a bit, lie down for a bit and get free kicks and millions of pounds!!

"
and have a wag

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just looked at your photo's artful looks like your more into pub games .....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That's no way to talk to _iew "

Yellow card for you young man, I have other plans for View.

Back of the net

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just looked at your photo's artful looks like your more into pub games ....."

I've been known to polish my balls on the baize before

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Just looked at your photo's artful looks like your more into pub games .....

I've been known to polish my balls on the baize before"

I was talking about playing pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's no way to talk to _iew

Yellow card for you young man, I have other plans for View.

Back of the net "

Thought you said 'back of the neck!' oooh! I know what you mean...perverts!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just looked at your photo's artful looks like your more into pub games .....

I've been known to polish my balls on the baize before

I was talking about playing pool"

I see you know how to handle a cue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its preferable to being a rugby player.....run round a bit, roll on the floor a bit, lie down for a bit and get free kicks and not get millions of pounds!!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Its preferable to being a rugby player.....run round a bit, roll on the floor a bit, lie down for a bit and get free kicks and not get millions of pounds!!"

I much prefer rugby , my OH plays it and it's great to watch him get a good hiding ......lol

' Punch the blond twat ' has been heard more than once from the touch line when I'm watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its preferable to being a rugby player.....run round a bit, roll on the floor a bit, lie down for a bit and get free kicks and not get millions of pounds!!"

And proper tackles where players get up laughing, not rolling about like pissed up panto dame

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Its preferable to being a rugby player.....run round a bit, roll on the floor a bit, lie down for a bit and get free kicks and not get millions of pounds!!

And proper tackles where players get up laughing, not rolling about like pissed up panto dame "

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

I'd rather be a quantity surveyor....

.....visting building site and saying 'oooh that look a lot' or 'hmmmm thats not very much' whilst rubbing my chin thoughtfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather be in the cast of “The only way is Chelsea”,,,,,,

No discernible talent needed and they’ve all got buckets of cash anyway,,,…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in the pub asked me if I wanted to help him coach a football team.

I said, "Sorry, I don't know anything about football."

"It's OK, neither do I," he laughed, "plus the money is good."

"OK, sign me up," I replied. "What's your name again?"

"Alan Pardew."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather be a quantity surveyor....

.....visting building site and saying 'oooh that look a lot' or 'hmmmm thats not very much' whilst rubbing my chin thoughtfully "

Then live your dream...live your dream and be free...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At the end of the day, it's a game of two halves.

First half we were sick as parrots , is the linesman related to Stevie Wonder? It was a stonewall pen.

Then when Smudger scored his hat-trick we were over the moon.

Good result, but we can only focus on the next game, you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the end of the day, it's a game of two halves.

First half we were sick as parrots , is the linesman related to Stevie Wonder? It was a stonewall pen.

Then when Smudger scored his hat-trick we were over the moon.

Good result, but we can only focus on the next game, you know what I mean "

They think it's all over.....it is now!!

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