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By *ilverfox69WestMids OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I mean, there's one or two on my hotlist purely because their delusional status updates make me howl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

I love seeing status updates - that and the forum are what keeps me coming back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

status - *Internal monologue spewed onto the internet* when it really should have stayed internal

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Clearly we are, they've made it to forum thread status. That's impressive for them.

(I quite like some of the banal status updates!)

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Their profile.....and entirely up to them if they choose to update their status

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Nope.. sometimes it's a forum thing, sometimes it's something we've found funny or sometimes it's something we've read and thought hmm that's good. Update it for ourselves mostly.

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean, there's one or two on my hotlist purely because their delusional status updates make me howl."

Oh come on, share the wealth.

Dont keep them to yourself

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By *ilverfox69WestMids OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I mean, there's one or two on my hotlist purely because their delusional status updates make me howl."

I’ll have to think of one to entice you!! Xx

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I update my status a couple of times a day, couldn't give a shit who reads it or doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes people can't sleep until they know what I'm having for my tea or if someone has just pregnancy juiced my arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes people can't sleep until they know what I'm having for my tea or if someone has just pregnancy juiced my arsehole."

It's also good to know you are still alive after your latest exploit with some psycho from Fab

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I like the ones with one word.

Bored.

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

No more so than those who make threads in the forums

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums "

This ^^^^^ pmsl!!!!

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums "

I was thinking that, but for once I refrained from saying owt

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By *ilverfox69WestMids OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums "

Guilty as charged !!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I mean, there's one or two on my hotlist purely because their delusional status updates make me howl."

Wonders if that's why I made your hotlist ....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

Some do, some don't.

Very much like the forums.......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums "

Ooff!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums "

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By *ilverfox69WestMids OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums

Ooff! "

Yes that was brutal but probably deserved!!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I don’t care who does or doesn’t read my status updates, but am sure someone somewhere will find them either amusing or annoying or both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t care who does or doesn’t read my status updates, but am sure someone somewhere will find them either amusing or annoying or both! "

have just added something suitably Fridayish on mine

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I mean, there's one or two on my hotlist purely because their delusional status updates make me howl.

Wonders if that's why I made your hotlist .... "

Nah, you're there so I don't miss out on new fap fodder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t care who does or doesn’t read my status updates, but am sure someone somewhere will find them either amusing or annoying or both! "

Completely this. I put up some completely random utter shite sometimes because i think I'm funny and it's hilarious how some people interpret them . As long as they aren't offensive towards individuals what does it matter.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

They can often be entertaining, but also a good filter.

I always laugh at the ones saying they're working they're way through all their messages and apologise if it takes a while to reply... Of course you are mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t care who does or doesn’t read my status updates, but am sure someone somewhere will find them either amusing or annoying or both! "

Clearly one of the calendar girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My updates are boring not bothered who reads them or not don’t think many do at the moment

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?

No more so than those who make threads in the forums

Ooff!

Yes that was brutal but probably deserved!!"

No offence intended mate, all light hearted, lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I rarely do them. Sometimes do a song lyric just coz I’m listening to it at that time. Some do make me laugh though.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

And I do like to know who’s balls need draining when I wake up of a morning

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Might do. I asked for boobs once and got quite a response. So they do work.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I on your Hotlist?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Sometimes people need to say things that they just can't say on other platforms...I say leave them be...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Am I on your Hotlist?"

Yea you are lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mine must really piss peeps of! I use it as my daily diary ! X

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I don’t care who does or doesn’t read my status updates, but am sure someone somewhere will find them either amusing or annoying or both!

Completely this. I put up some completely random utter shite sometimes because i think I'm funny and it's hilarious how some people interpret them . As long as they aren't offensive towards individuals what does it matter. "

Yours today made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I on your Hotlist?

Yea you are lol"

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I like the ranty bitter ones they're good comedy value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

Some do, most, like me, couldn't really give a shit

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

There’s one local to me who keeps posting aggressive status updates.

Like calm down

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

No more so than people who post new topics really. Some will notice and pass judgement, others won’t!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Am I on your Hotlist?

Yea you are lol

"

xx

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

My friends take notice which is all I care about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people who post these really think the whole of fab is hanging on there every word ?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean, there's one or two on my hotlist purely because their delusional status updates make me howl."

So that's how to get on it

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