FabSwingers.com forum: My UK tour!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm gonna do a UK tour later this year. Who's buying a ticket?

Put your town/city if you want me to hit YOUR spot

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The outer Hebrides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The outer Hebrides

Fuck that too cold.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Guernsey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Australia

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If you come to Carlisle do that last, I wouldn't want to ruin you for all the other stops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guernsey! "

Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?

Saying that, I've been before

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"The outer Hebrides

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The outer Hebrides

Fuck that too cold."

You would need to plug yourself into someone warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The outer Hebrides

Fuck that too cold.

You would need to plug yourself into someone warm"

I'd need to fuck some random local who probably hasn't seen a stranger in 5 years and would eat me alive while looking like lady Shrek due to being ghosted by a sexy couple. It's not worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna do a UK tour later this year. Who's buying a ticket?

Put your town/city if you want me to hit YOUR spot

Only if you bring your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s stopping you from starting this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s stopping you from starting this weekend?"

You know, work, life, that kinda thing!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Peru

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Peru

Hello darling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The outer Hebrides

Fuck that too cold."

The Inner Hebrides

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Peru

Hello darling

It’s so good to see you back

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Peru

Hello darling

It’s so good to see you back

Just back being nosey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peru

Hello darling

It’s so good to see you back

Sorry guys but someone's trying to work here, can you take your tea party elsewhere?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oooh Birmingham please

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Peru

Hello darling

It’s so good to see you back

Sorry guys but someone's trying to work here, can you take your tea party elsewhere?"

You coming

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Rotterdam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peru

Hello darling

It’s so good to see you back

Sorry guys but someone's trying to work here, can you take your tea party elsewhere?

You coming

Do you want me to come?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guernsey!

Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?

Saying that, I've been before

No I’m nowhere near there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guernsey!

Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?

Saying that, I've been before

No I’m nowhere near there

Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guernsey!

Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?

Saying that, I've been before

No I’m nowhere near there

Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women

Is she hot?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

You can hit my G spot, please and thank you Brucey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guernsey!

Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?

Saying that, I've been before

No I’m nowhere near there

Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women

Is she hot?"

You ask that too much. Use your eyes and stop only going with my opinion. It's sappy. SAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please come to my swamp.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will you be coming to London?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Will you be coming to London?"

An invite? Definitely for nanna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please come to my swamp."

I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guernsey!

Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?

Saying that, I've been before

No I’m nowhere near there

Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women

Is she hot?

You ask that too much. Use your eyes and stop only going with my opinion. It's sappy. SAP"

It was a closed question

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've secured a ticket to Brucey Bonus.

No intention of using it though so you'll find it on Ticketmaster resale for double the price. All sensible offers considered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The outer Hebrides

Fuck that too cold.

You would need to plug yourself into someone warm

I'd need to fuck some random local who probably hasn't seen a stranger in 5 years and would eat me alive while looking like lady Shrek due to being ghosted by a sexy couple. It's not worth it."

Hey, We'd comb the bugs out of our hair first for a handsome stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please come to my swamp.

I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man "

But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"I'm gonna do a UK tour later this year. Who's buying a ticket?

Put your town/city if you want me to hit YOUR spot

Southport / Amsterdam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The outer Hebrides

Fuck that too cold.

You would need to plug yourself into someone warm

I'd need to fuck some random local who probably hasn't seen a stranger in 5 years and would eat me alive while looking like lady Shrek due to being ghosted by a sexy couple. It's not worth it.

Hey, We'd comb the bugs out of our hair first for a handsome stranger."

You're from Oxford you GOOSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please come to my swamp.

I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man

But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp"

I don't trust you lemon that's the problem

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Rotterdam"

Liverpool or Rome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rotterdam

Liverpool or Rome

I'm not heading to either anyway tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please come to my swamp.

I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man

But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp

I don't trust you lemon that's the problem"

I am not a trustworthy person I am a slug it is true I am an actual bug that is made into female form at night I turn into a slug and slither like a snake up the walls and I will eat your lettuce and pray you do not stand on me especially with bare feet I do want to upset anyone

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Rotterdam

Liverpool or Rome

I'm not heading to either anyway tbf"

I escaped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please come to my swamp.

I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man

But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp

I don't trust you lemon that's the problem

You can eat my lettuce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rotterdam

Liverpool or Rome

I'm not heading to either anyway tbf

I escaped

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna do a UK tour later this year. Who's buying a ticket?

Put your town/city if you want me to hit YOUR spot

To the end of the land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh I used to do a forum thread called Ruby's bus tour. Might have to see if I can find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and you need to head North to the area where the grass is green and the land is beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna do a UK tour later this year. Who's buying a ticket?

Put your town/city if you want me to hit YOUR spot

To the end of the land?

A million fucking percent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and you need to head North to the area where the grass is green and the land is beautiful."

Obviously!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm bumping this tomorrow cause there's major cities still to be filled

By city I mean vagina x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning BUMPS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop round I’ll buy you a lychee juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop round I’ll buy you a lychee juice "

I'll need it for stamina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop round I’ll buy you a lychee juice

I'll need it for stamina!"

Oh no. I cum within seconds.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Brucey requires a letter from him mummy (for permission) before he embarks on his UK Tour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey requires a letter from him mummy (for permission) before he embarks on his UK Tour."

Jokes on you she's already given it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Brucey requires a letter from him mummy (for permission) before he embarks on his UK Tour.

Jokes on you she's already given it"

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Is she a giver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why Newcastle of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The absolute shit hole that is Newport, South Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere no where near me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somewhere no where near me

I'm playing in your house wonko...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'm too close to you for a pit stop... Hardly worth your while!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too close to you for a pit stop... Hardly worth your while! "

I'm just keeping you on your toes...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I'm too close to you for a pit stop... Hardly worth your while!

I'm just keeping you on your toes..."

I'm always on my toes... I'm only 5 0

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too close to you for a pit stop... Hardly worth your while!

I'm just keeping you on your toes...

I'm always on my toes... I'm only 5 0"

I know, but I want you that height

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump I have no shame

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Would be nice to see you ...to you nice...in Barnsley ...

Although security might need to be higher . Higher than swat.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Bump I have no shame"

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Have we met yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump I have no shame

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Have we met yet?

No as much as you want to

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Bump I have no shame

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Have we met yet?

No as much as you want to "

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I'm not ashamed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump I have no shame

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Have we met yet?

No as much as you want to

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I'm not ashamed."

You shouldn't be. We should all be open here and just admit we want to fuck EVERYONE

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