FabSwingers.com forum: how not to impress

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why oh why do so many guys love to impress themselves by convinsing themselves that they are well hung or heavy cummers? Come on surely these fantasists shudnt be let loose in public. Ive never been to any competition or official venue where if u meet a certain criteria your awarded with a certificate and are recorded as a god in being able to surpass being mortal in the heavy cummer and hung division. My fantasy is to merely win the lottery. Ah dreams lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ummmmmm.....ok

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Was there a bit of fish somewhere to go with the chips?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Was there a bit of fish somewhere to go with the chips?"

Not on my shoulder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure there’s a proper name for the annunciation of random thoughts ..

But I bet its hard to spell….!.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

No idea what happened - I turn round for one second, and am out of ketchup!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it helpful when guys state if they are heavy cummers or not, after all..and i know it may be hard for some to believe..but not ALL people like to be drowned in cum...on the other hand thousands DO!

Any information given is surely a help?

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By *banned4noreasonCouple
over a year ago

Bananas in pyjamas

Are coming down the stairs

Bananas in pyjamas

Are coming down in pairs

Bananas in pyjamas

Are chasing teddy bears

'Cause on Tuesdays

They all try to

Catch them unawares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was there a bit of fish somewhere to go with the chips?"

Just salt on my fish and chips please, plus a sachet each of mayo and tartare sauce, thanks.

Definitely no vinegar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How not to impress? Contact a couple, invite them to your place, they arrive at the specified time, they text that they are outside, then they phone, they knock on the door, you don't answer, they leave. Then you text them several hours later to say sorry you fell asleep and didn't hear the phone or door, yes it happened to us on Friday, impressed? What do you guys think

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