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Are you able to eat just one biscuit?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m more likely to have to make a second cup of tea because I want to keep on eating the biscuits.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Whole packet! x

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I'm greedy. Devouring multiple biscuits or multiple men? Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whole packet! x"

I have that problem, lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve a habit of inhaling the entire packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a game they play in Army barracks where one biscuit would be enough, if that.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I'm greedy. Devouring multiple biscuits or multiple men? Yes please. "
what about men with biscuits

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes... If I pay attention and focus really hard in not eating more than one... Most of the time...

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By *ilverfox69WestMidsMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Four malted milks in back to back pairs of 2 to dunk in tea to improve stability

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Nah I don't see the point of just one

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By *ilverfox69WestMidsMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm greedy. Devouring multiple biscuits or multiple men? Yes please. "

Can I join the q for both ?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"I'm greedy. Devouring multiple biscuits or multiple men? Yes please. what about men with biscuits"

I prefer my men with champagne

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I like to go in threes, two biscuits doesn’t quite hit the spot. Does depend on the biscuit though, if it’s rich tea I’m having about six as they’re like nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why I keep the packet in the kitchen and only take 2. When I sit down, I know my lazy ass won't get up again

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Unless there's only 1 biscuit left in the packet ( in which case that's plain weird ) then Anyone who only eats 1 is clearly a psychopath

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Not a hope. Two or three at a time until I need to buy ore biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless there's only 1 biscuit left in the packet ( in which case that's plain weird ) then Anyone who only eats 1 is clearly a psychopath "

I do sometimes have one...so watch out for me on the next series of Fabbers who Kill...

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Half a packet of rich tea at least is a must with a large mug of tea.

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

I rarely buy biscuits - if I've got a packet I'm uncontrollable and gobble them all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely "

You get more than one in a packet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm greedy. Devouring multiple biscuits or multiple men? Yes please. "

I'm the same minus the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely nobody has the self control to only eat one biscuit as soon as the pack is open it’s almost a sin to not finish it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Unless there's only 1 biscuit left in the packet ( in which case that's plain weird ) then Anyone who only eats 1 is clearly a psychopath

I do sometimes have one...so watch out for me on the next series of Fabbers who Kill... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat one biscuit.

And another.

And another.

And another...

I tend to eat two at a time, but the times sure sneak up on me

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Surely nobody has the self control to only eat one biscuit as soon as the pack is open it’s almost a sin to not finish it "

I'm clearly quite unusual. I never have more than two. The rest go in the biscuit tin.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

They only come in one person portions don’t they? One… packet

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Unless there's only 1 biscuit left in the packet ( in which case that's plain weird ) then Anyone who only eats 1 is clearly a psychopath "

Oddly enough I did answer some online question decades ago that said my answer meant I was a psychopath. And there was me thinking it was a load of rubbish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a packet of Biscoff classed as one? Packets are small

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely "

Anyone who only has one biscuit needs to step back from life and take a long, hard look at themselves. Get a grip and always take two!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Unless there's only 1 biscuit left in the packet ( in which case that's plain weird ) then Anyone who only eats 1 is clearly a psychopath

Oddly enough I did answer some online question decades ago that said my answer meant I was a psychopath. And there was me thinking it was a load of rubbish... "

My kinda person then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"They only come in one person portions don’t they? One… packet "

* Note to self , must buy 2 packets *

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Stopping at one biscuit what kind of witch craft is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely

Anyone who only has one biscuit needs to step back from life and take a long, hard look at themselves. Get a grip and always take two!"

I do look at myself in the mirror sometimes and wonder why.. somedays it's 3 but others it's just the one. Am I really that weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only buy them when I’m with a certain someone, if I had them in the house I’d eat an entire pack of chocolate hobnobs with a couple of cups of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I fancy a biscuit now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No my favourites are Jammie dodgers. Always get called a fat bastard for eating a pack in one sitting. I’m my defence you only get 8 biscuits in a pack.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can usually.

Have to eat it slowly.

Lots of nibbles and licks to make it last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

Packet gone

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The whole packet for me, what sort of weirdo has just one biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can usually.

Have to eat it slowly.

Lots of nibbles and licks to make it last"

At last another single biscuiter... shall we go and share a couple over there in the corner.?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Absolutely not.

I’m a very greedy boy.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope if I buy a pack I eat the pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only instance I can see where it would be possible to eat only one biscuit is if there was only one left in the packet. And that in itself is just wrong.lol Lee

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely "

If god had wanted us to eat a single biscuit, he wouldn’t have invented multipacks!

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Whole packet! x"
good girl,,, me too especially if i am reading a good exciting book

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"No my favourites are Jammie dodgers. Always get called a fat bastard for eating a pack in one sitting. I’m my defence you only get 8 biscuits in a pack.

The mr "

Haha great justification!! Just like there's only six cakes in a Mr Kiplings.....

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No I have a big big weakness there so never buy biscuits, cake, chocolate or anything sweet

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Yup

I don’t have a sweet tooth in general. Occasionally I’ll get a craving & one biscuit will fulfill it. Sometimes only half

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Yup

I don’t have a sweet tooth in general. Occasionally I’ll get a craving & one biscuit will fulfill it. Sometimes only half

"

Tut tut. I refer you to my comment above, Misty, you need to have a stern word with yourself

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Yup

I don’t have a sweet tooth in general. Occasionally I’ll get a craving & one biscuit will fulfill it. Sometimes only half

Tut tut. I refer you to my comment above, Misty, you need to have a stern word with yourself "

Oh - I’m no saint. I can destroy a multipack of crisps in minutes

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Yup

I don’t have a sweet tooth in general. Occasionally I’ll get a craving & one biscuit will fulfill it. Sometimes only half

Tut tut. I refer you to my comment above, Misty, you need to have a stern word with yourself

Oh - I’m no saint. I can destroy a multipack of crisps in minutes "

Or maybe nibble bbq hula hoops from the tips of my fingers…

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I only have one with peanut butter on. I've never ate whole packet of biscuits. There must be something wrong with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean just one biscuit from a whole pack, which must surely be impossible or do you mean one biscuit in your gob at any one time. I eat one biscuit at a time until they are mostly all gone.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Yup

I don’t have a sweet tooth in general. Occasionally I’ll get a craving & one biscuit will fulfill it. Sometimes only half

Tut tut. I refer you to my comment above, Misty, you need to have a stern word with yourself

Oh - I’m no saint. I can destroy a multipack of crisps in minutes

Or maybe nibble bbq hula hoops from the tips of my fingers…"

My favourite

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

1 biscuit?

Are you a child?

Has to be atleast 2.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Double dipping 2 rich teas as a minimum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

A biscuit to me equates to the whole packet.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Quite easily…..as long as it’s the size of a satellite dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrrgh!

I've run out of biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my pics and tell me if you think I can only eat one

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I am able to eat one if that's all that available .but if more then the answer is no

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By *uffinman504Man
over a year ago

Never never land


"Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely "

Try a donut covered in sugar see if you can eat it without licking your lip's lol

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"Or is it two at a time minimum?

I think it might depend on the type of biscuit. But I've had to get two custard creams, as one just isn't right. It'd get lonely "

At least half a packet.

The measly packs in hotels are shameful I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s like what I said to the Mrs the other day ,faced with two pussies I’m eating them both , conversation was about her with another cock , she’s adamant she don’t need another,

I’m sure she will suck both dry

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Only psychopaths can eat just one biscuit surely??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only psychopaths can eat just one biscuit surely??!! "

Mr here , I actually almost posted I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only psychopaths can eat just one biscuit surely??!!

Mr here , I actually almost posted I can "

Mrs here. You have no faith hahahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the biscuit. Ginger snaps it it one packet or none

Garibaldi's however, what counts as one biscuit?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Only psychopaths can eat just one biscuit surely??!!

Mr here , I actually almost posted I can

Mrs here. You have no faith hahahh"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I've had a packet of biscuits for dinner before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard creams are physically impossible to resist. Change my mind

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