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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not any old daffodil but bunches of Marks and Spencer daffodils for sale under the sign saying 'seasonal vegetables' Now they may look a bit like spring onions before they flower but there were 27 reports of daffodil poisoning last year and apparently it leads to excruciating pain. Marks simply got it wrong and it's all over the news. But what have you mistakenly eaten thinking it was something else

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Well they don’t have any veggies so they’ve put the space to some good use.

They’re aren’t just daffodils…..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Not any old daffodil but bunches of Marks and Spencer daffodils for sale under the sign saying 'seasonal vegetables' Now they may look a bit like spring onions before they flower but there were 27 reports of daffodil poisoning last year and apparently it leads to excruciating pain. Marks simply got it wrong and it's all over the news. But what have you mistakenly eaten thinking it was something else"

Perfumed wood chips... Pot pourri thinking they were vegetable crisps

Shaving cream tube thinking it was toothpaste tube

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Well they don’t have any veggies so they’ve put the space to some good use.

They’re aren’t just daffodils….."

I see what you did there

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

When I was a young man living at home with my mum, dad and dog, the poor dog had to have an operation.

To make him feel better my mum made him a pedigree chum pie and left it in the oven.

When I came home, starving as usual, looked in the oven saw this lovely pie and tucked in.

Delicious, she never told me for years later.

Don't believe me, get yourself a tin of chum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat a daffodil believing it’s a spring vegetable then you deserve the stomach cramps. Thank you M and S for doing your part to cull the morons and making the world a better place for the rest of us.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Not any old daffodil but bunches of Marks and Spencer daffodils for sale under the sign saying 'seasonal vegetables' Now they may look a bit like spring onions before they flower but there were 27 reports of daffodil poisoning last year and apparently it leads to excruciating pain. Marks simply got it wrong and it's all over the news. But what have you mistakenly eaten thinking it was something else"

I ate her choccies thinking they were mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hospitalised February last year due to daffodil poisoning.

But I was out by spring.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s the world we all in Tom. Unless you explicitly state that xx may cause death and/or injury or some other negative experience, then you run the risk of being chastised.

“Don’t eat daffodils” (what kind of a world do we live in where you have to write that)?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I was hospitalised February last year due to daffodil poisoning.

But I was out by spring."

Well played

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I was hospitalised February last year due to daffodil poisoning.

But I was out by spring."

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