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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

...you've seen written in the dirt on the back of a vehicle?

I got passed by a truck this morning that had "Scottish Glasgow mafia" written on it. Not amazing, but very random when I'm 300 miles away from Glasgow. That mafia sure do get about.

How about you?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I saw

No pies are kept in this van.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

In the sand on a beach, not a dirty car, but still my favourite has to be “Amy eats Poo”!

Was even better as we were visiting with friends who have a daughter called Amy, so much merriment was had as I picked on an 8 year old all weekend!

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

On the back of a local chimney sweeps van..."no small Victorian children left in this van overnight"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once saw "I wish my wife was this filthy". Not literally, you'd think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Twitter 'No Tomatoes kept in van overnight' photo at https://twitter.com/MassiveAttackUK/status/1629900943666937864

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"On the back of a local chimney sweeps van..."no small Victorian children left in this van overnight"..."

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean it ya dirty bastard.. straight to the point

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I once wrote 'honk if you'd fuck it' on the back of a white van and 7 hours later they were at the top of the VW hotpics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean it ya dirty bastard.. straight to the point

This

Clean me you lazy twat

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Across the river you see “No pasties are kept in this van overnight”

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A giant cock

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Poorly parked van saying "move over cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not written in dirt but my friend has a sticker that says if you intend on riding my ass at least pull my hair.. she gets lots of laughs

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

MassIVECOck

IVECO is a brand of van and that part was the chrome logo / badge

Plenty of images of ot on Google I imagine, it's quite clever graffiti

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Poorly parked van saying "move over cunt" "

That might have been mine when I parked it badly across 4 spaces!

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

“If you can read this you’re too close”

Don’t know why but it made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vandalised car with the word “prick” scratched on it in massive letters, they spelled it wrong though writing “prikc” instead

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On an articulated lorry.

124 refugees on board.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I saw a really badly-parked Mini this morning that said “STOP PARKING LIKE A FUCKING CUNT” all the way across the back. Wish I could buy the person who wrote that a pint.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Was behind one once that said “ my wife is also my sister “ which I found quite amusing.

The mr

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Not written in dirt but the window cleaner with his huge sign written van that reads…

MR BIT

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I just draw crude penises

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

'Don't steal my tools

I need them to pay your social welfare'

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

In the early 80s on the back of an Irish phone company van: If your phone is dead-bury it!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

On the back of a car on the M4: 'You've been blue-shelled'.

Made me smile.

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Today I saw on the back of builders van"

"NO FRUIT AND VEG KEPT IN HERE OVERNIGHT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Why was I blocked?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just draw crude penises "

I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really

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By *yno-RodMan
over a year ago

warrington/st helens border

Definitely the best was a Septic Tank emptying suction tank wagon in Cumbria... Big sticker on the back said ‘CAUTION - STOOL BUS’

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Back in the 80s had a sales guy who worked in my team who would never clean his car, it was getting to the stage where I was being pressured from above to put him in a disciplinary about it. I wrote in his bonnet in huge letters Sex Mobile thinking he would see it and wash it. He had to meet the general manager at a site one day and I told him repeatedly to wash the car before they met. The boss rang me at the office from a phone box, pre mobiles, saying where was he he was late? I made up excuses and hoped he had stopped to wash the car.

The phone went quiet and my boss said, I can see him coming towards me at 90miles an hour with the words sex mobile in big letters. He jumped out of the car and used his leather jacket to scrub it off. He was fired two weeks later.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"On an articulated lorry.

124 refugees on board."

That's so bad, but I love it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I just draw crude penises

I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really

It's funny, I always think of your penis as being artistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just draw crude penises

I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really

It's funny, I always think of your penis as being artistic

It is, that's why I always trace around it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I just draw crude penises

I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really

It's funny, I always think of your penis as being artistic

It is, that's why I always trace around it

I hope your pencil is nice and fresh. It'd ruin the drawing to have to stop half way round to sharpen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"...you've seen written in the dirt on the back of a vehicle?

I got passed by a truck this morning that had "Scottish Glasgow mafia" written on it. Not amazing, but very random when I'm 300 miles away from Glasgow. That mafia sure do get about.

How about you?

Castlemilk is a tough gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a guy on a motor bike on the back of his jacket “ If you can read this She’s fell off again”

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