FabSwingers.com forum: to summarise

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The list of items going to room 101

Drivers giving wrong signal on roundabouts

People who spit

All seater plastic football stadium..and the plastic 'supporters' they seem to attract

Man united

Grown men in replica shirts

Jehovah Witnesses

Born agains

Pipe smokers

Rap music

Dermot O Leary

The looney left/PC Brigade

George Galloway

ABBA

Celebrity culture

People with prams in busy shopping centres

Justin Bieber

PsyN-Dubz

All soaps on tv

Any food that makes noise in a cinema

Toilet attendants

Bullshit pointless movie remakes

Call Of Duty

Halo

Starbucks

People on the phone,mid film, in the cinema.

People who sniff

Bijork

Mussels

Traffic wardens

Committee members

Security guards

Stewards

Car park attendants

And anyone else who lets a little power go to their heads

Mancini

Benitez

Train fares

Boy racers

Mushrooms

Bagpuss

Old people shopping on a Saturday afternoon

BMW drivers

Painting woodwork

Stained bum pics

Parmesan cheese

Catholicism

Racism

Paul McCartney

The 6 toed illiterate inbred that scuffed the front end of Mr Who's car and drove off

Car alarms

Tax payment bills

Chavs on buses who play their music out of phone speakers instead of having headphones attached so they can all listen to the same white and disturb the who bus.

Brussels sprouts

'celebrities' and all the associated tripe that goes with them..all soap opera's..all reality tv show's..'lifestyle' consultants..agony aunts (so aptly named)

Men who wear socks while swinging.....

Kermit

The horrible smoking dad on Brighton pier

Piers Morgan

Semi detached houses

Jesus sandals

Oh and wannabe 'swingers' who send one liners such as:'like my cock''wan 2 ful'Etc....

Ex wives

Celebrity big brother

Timewasters... all of them

Noisy inconsiderate neighbours

People who won't use indicators

Christmas

Ryan

Cliff Richard

Tom Cruise

Daniel Craig

Cheryl Cole

LFC

PERNOD

Green veg

Chavs

Tony Blair

The Labour Party

Cricket

the traffic light system in laceytops little town

The female half of Sensuousstaffscpl

Wet patches

Rustys bosses

Rustys whole job

feeling sick

he pratt on his bike who leaned up against laceytops car and cracked her wing mirror

Meatloaf

Jeremy vine

Jeremy Kyle

Russell brand

People who crowd and push and elbow onto trains and buses before letting people off.

DuhDirty toilets - no excuse

Disabling diseases

Too high kitchen cupboards

Shops that always have large bras nearest to the floor

People who litter

People who won't clear up their dog poo.

People who park in disabled parking spaces without disability AND people who use their Relatives disabled blue badge without them being in the car.

People who abuse public servants such as nurses, police officers, paramedics etc

people who moan about their life but won't do anything to improve it.

men who disrespect the Union Flag and Kermit haters!!!

Religion

How's my driving stickers on cars

Simon Cowell

Fmumas walking stick

Frogs

Clowns

Boring sex

Offal

Alan Carr

Arsene wenger

The word 'skinny'

Politicians

Folk who think horoscope predictions are real.

Single guys that expect dirty talk by text or message

Naomi Campbell

Posh Spice

The word 'hate'

Smoking

American border police

Emilie Sande

The Queen

Waity Katey Middleton

Rio Ferdinand

Patrice 'mccains' Evra

Ben's poor eyesight

Lorraine Kelly

Clare Balding

X Factor

Lewis Hamilton

Blue Cheese

Cinderfuckingrella's dads girlfriend and her dog

Tv ads

Anything else anyone would like to add before I pull the lever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about idiots that dont listen to good advice and just do their own thing with no thought for others or the consequences of their actions????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the reviews, I think you may as well put ITV’s new show “ Splash “ in there too

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Wow that's some list..

Can I add needing to pee when my son decides to fall asleep on me.

Any time before 7am unless your still up from a bloody good night or need to catch a flight/boat/taxi to go on holiday.

The fact that heels make your feet hurt.

Anything coconut related.

Pubs that try to palm you off with jim beam when they've run out of JD! IT'S NOT THE SAME!!

Ok I'm done x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi I think you will find it was Rylan !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi I think you will find it was Rylan !!!

Pmsl

Could i add my two ex's to the list please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella lawson and her cooking programme does my nut in

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Is there anything left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi I think you will find it was Rylan !!!

If you can find Rylans name in the last thread I'll change it. But I'm pretty sure you offered to put yourself in if you read it again

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oi I think you will find it was Rylan !!!

If you can find Rylans name in the last thread I'll change it. But I'm pretty sure you offered to put yourself in if you read it again

Found it. 2nd from bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi I think you will find it was Rylan !!!

If you can find Rylans name in the last thread I'll change it. But I'm pretty sure you offered to put yourself in if you read it again

Found it. 2nd from bottom

Hmmm

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i add "people who make lists....." to the list...

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

room 101 ?? think you need 101 hotels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i add "people who make lists....." to the list...

No!! Have you seen to drop to room 101?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

More of a stadium than a room will be needed for all that lot.

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