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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Newbie tips please

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Newbie tips please"

Don’t be pushy, don’t be disrespectful, don’t expect sex tomorrow.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Don't send unsolicited dick pics unless they have googly eyes on.

Remember that there's whole people on the other side of the pretty pictures and not just sexual vending machines.

Be attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never drink those yellow bottles of cola you find on the side of roads

(Apparently you can’t say co ke on here … )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, nice attractive pictures by the way

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Give respect, expect respect in return. Don't jump through any hoops

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Talk about cake......you'll be inundated

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Newbie tips please

Don’t be pushy, don’t be disrespectful, don’t expect sex tomorrow. "

Or this month...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Newbie tips please"

Always wash your brushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t only reply to females on threads you start. The newbs ALWAYS fall for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Newbie tips please"

Don’t send a message saying “hi how’s you” and nothing else. It’s unimaginative and a bit boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk about cake......you'll be inundated"

Cake?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Don’t only reply to females on threads you start. The newbs ALWAYS fall for that one "

it's not only the new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men out number the women by at least 100 to 1, probably more. They can pick and choose who they want to get to know.

Don't expect anything and you wont be dissappointed.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Don't be surprised if you're blocked by people you've not even had contact with

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Just be a nice human being - you will be winning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't hold your breath ??

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Patience. Be polite n friendly. Be honest

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Treat her with respect…

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Don’t only reply to females on threads you start. The newbs ALWAYS fall for that one "

It’s not just the newbs.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Newbie tips please"
always have a profile pic

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Don't forget your DoggingBlanket™®

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Send loads of dick pics with a FAF message

In all seriousness, just be nice, non pushy, get a few pics up (not just of your todger) and don't expect to get laid straight away.

Patience is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Newbie tips please"

Nice car.

Don’t expect anything, you won’t be disappointed that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always put something on the end of that tip

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

If you're expecting wet and wild interaction with others.

Ask yourself if you're representing yourself to the best of your ability on your profile?

Or does it look like 7 million other male profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….

Or does it look like 7 million other male profiles? "

7 million? And they say ‘once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!”

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Newbie tips please"

Same as life really, don’t be a dick!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Read the FAQ at the bottom of your profile

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"….

Or does it look like 7 million other male profiles?

7 million? And they say ‘once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!” "

4 grainy photos, 2 of what could be a willy and 2 other random body parts.

Winner!!

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"….

Or does it look like 7 million other male profiles?

7 million? And they say ‘once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!”

4 grainy photos, 2 of what could be a willy and 2 other random body parts.

Winner!! "

Now now...that's not nice

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I know some people are genuinely looking for utterly affectless stranger-sex, but that isn't most people, even here. Sex is an emergent property of a relationship, where trust and desire meet. That relationship doesn't have to be exclusive, formal, etc. But it does mean you need to show a genuine interest in the human being you are talking with.

(Or a gigantic, gravity-well cock.)

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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Don’t forget the Sydney University disclaimer

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"….

Or does it look like 7 million other male profiles?

7 million? And they say ‘once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!”

4 grainy photos, 2 of what could be a willy and 2 other random body parts.

Winner!!

Now now...that's not nice"

Agreed, but it's accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the whole cock

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Have a profile pic, that's not a dick pic or a silhouette.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Be yourself.

Don't try and be what you think people want, it never works and takes you further away from your true self.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I want the whole cock "
You can't handle the whole cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want the whole cock You can't handle the whole cock

"

Yours surely !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk about cake......you'll be inundated"

Now you've gone and done it

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