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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Been a few weeks since I’ve done one

For the first 3 ladies including the ladies In couples

That comment I shall do either a poem or piece of digital art. Say which you would prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to see someone *just* miss out, so I’ll do a poem for the 4th lass that responds. Can’t say fairer than that?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I hate to see someone *just* miss out, so I’ll do a poem for the 4th lass that responds. Can’t say fairer than that? "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooohhhh me please

Artists choice

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I hate to see someone *just* miss out, so I’ll do a poem for the 4th lass that responds. Can’t say fairer than that? "

But what about the person that just misses out on the 4th?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I hate to see someone *just* miss out, so I’ll do a poem for the 4th lass that responds. Can’t say fairer than that?

But what about the person that just misses out on the 4th? "

I rarely leave anyone out

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Why only ladies?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Why only ladies? "

Because lol

Men’s is next week

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Why only ladies?

Because lol

Men’s is next week "

Nero would look good in a Frock, let him join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies better hurry up, OP, I can’t wait up all night for Ms Fourth to show up!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Why only ladies?

Because lol

Men’s is next week

Nero would look good in a Frock, let him join "

No Boo

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Won’t take long this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry. "

You qualify lovely so that’s two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two"

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 .. "

Was Boo in or just promoting Nero in a frock

I’m sure Boo has had one

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 .. "

Boo doesn't need one, Nero did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

Was Boo in or just promoting Nero in a frock

I’m sure Boo has had one"

Ah right. I’ll still count the delightful MsBoo as I can’t wait any longer than I have to

Next lass gets the poem!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

Boo doesn't need one, Nero did "

Nero is Gertrude on a weekend

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

Boo doesn't need one, Nero did

Nero is Gertrude on a weekend "

Bird how many poems have you had

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

Boo doesn't need one, Nero did

Nero is Gertrude on a weekend

Bird how many poems have you had "

She's a greedy moo she gets loads..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

Boo doesn't need one, Nero did

Nero is Gertrude on a weekend

Bird how many poems have you had "

All of them darling

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Bookmarking cos I like poetry.

You qualify lovely so that’s two

Are we not counting DreamyBoo then!? I’m still waiting on Ms 4 ..

Boo doesn't need one, Nero did

Nero is Gertrude on a weekend

Bird how many poems have you had

All of them darling "

And stories read to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy "

Dan leave the poems to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy

Dan leave the poems to me "

Never a wiser statement made! I’m off to bed!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Poems done

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy "

Why thank you Dan. I’m so glad I made it to rhyming with turd

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy

Why thank you Dan. I’m so glad I made it to rhyming with turd "

A young man he said I’ll take number four

No thoughts to his words they fell to floor

A lovely young lady he rhymed with turd

How bizarre and silly how absurd

We all know a bird is graceful in flight

A beautiful thing to see in our sight

A little more thought in words you write

Would make your prose a far better site

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy

Why thank you Dan. I’m so glad I made it to rhyming with turd

A young man he said I’ll take number four

No thoughts to his words they fell to floor

A lovely young lady he rhymed with turd

How bizarre and silly how absurd

We all know a bird is graceful in flight

A beautiful thing to see in our sight

A little more thought in words you write

Would make your prose a far better site"

And now… it can rhyme with shite

Thank you darling poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young lady called LittleBird

She was definitely much younger than Thora Hird

She said “it’s a big fear of mine,

That the only word that rhymes

With Bird and Hird is a turd.

Yeah. Sorry LittleBird. It’s late and that’s the best I can do in a couple of minutes.

Sorrrrrryyyyy

Why thank you Dan. I’m so glad I made it to rhyming with turd

A young man he said I’ll take number four

No thoughts to his words they fell to floor

A lovely young lady he rhymed with turd

How bizarre and silly how absurd

We all know a bird is graceful in flight

A beautiful thing to see in our sight

A little more thought in words you write

Would make your prose a far better site"

Oh Artylan, Artylan.

That was going SO well too.

You definitely missed a trick by not ending that last line with “far less shite”.

But a noble effort nevertheless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And now… it can rhyme with shite

Thank you darling poet "

see, even Littlebird is with me, and I’ve just rhymed her with turd!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

And now… it can rhyme with shite

Thank you darling poet

see, even Littlebird is with me, and I’ve just rhymed her with turd! "

I’m a poet too. Here’s one what I wrote

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"

And now… it can rhyme with shite

Thank you darling poet

see, even Littlebird is with me, and I’ve just rhymed her with turd!

I’m a poet too. Here’s one what I wrote "

Where’s the delete button

The wipe from sight

You two just post a load of shite

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

And now… it can rhyme with shite

Thank you darling poet

see, even Littlebird is with me, and I’ve just rhymed her with turd!

I’m a poet too. Here’s one what I wrote

Where’s the delete button

The wipe from sight

You two just post a load of shite"

Mwah

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"

And now… it can rhyme with shite

Thank you darling poet

see, even Littlebird is with me, and I’ve just rhymed her with turd!

I’m a poet too. Here’s one what I wrote

Where’s the delete button

The wipe from sight

You two just post a load of shite

Mwah "

No more stories

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

LiitleBird - have a word

With ArtyIan.

He’s so plebeian.

And Dan

You da man

X

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"LiitleBird - have a word

With ArtyIan.

He’s so plebeian.

And Dan

You da man

X"

Misty peaks I liked you once

A challenge we had a kitchen fight

But now in darkness this late night

You add to the wow and pitiful plight

Leave the words the cooking too

Down too me not for you

The bird knows better

No stories for her

My side she’s on

Not the gravy second best

Chose your battle chose your quest

Whichever it is I am the best

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"LiitleBird - have a word

With ArtyIan.

He’s so plebeian.

And Dan

You da man

X

Misty peaks I liked you once

A challenge we had a kitchen fight

But now in darkness this late night

You add to the wow and pitiful plight

Leave the words the cooking too

Down too me not for you

The bird knows better

No stories for her

My side she’s on

Not the gravy second best

Chose your battle chose your quest

Whichever it is I am the best"

You’re probably right

I am just shite.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"LiitleBird - have a word

With ArtyIan.

He’s so plebeian.

And Dan

You da man

X

Misty peaks I liked you once

A challenge we had a kitchen fight

But now in darkness this late night

You add to the wow and pitiful plight

Leave the words the cooking too

Down too me not for you

The bird knows better

No stories for her

My side she’s on

Not the gravy second best

Chose your battle chose your quest

Whichever it is I am the best

You’re probably right

I am just shite.

"

Just at gravy and word fights

So much more to offer a lovely sight

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It might not be big, it might not be clever

But us turds of a feather will flock together

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A poem for Ian, so generous with words.

He doesn't like ladies being compared with turds.

His artworks and poems lift spirits and hearts.

But he might get cross if I rhyme this with farts.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"A poem for Ian, so generous with words.

He doesn't like ladies being compared with turds.

His artworks and poems lift spirits and hearts.

But he might get cross if I rhyme this with farts. "

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By *istressnMasterprowlingCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *istressnMasterprowlingCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

OP, this sounds interesting (Miss) here and I guess I gave missed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why only ladies?

Because lol

Men’s is next week

Nero would look good in a Frock, let him join "

He can be my apprentice

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