FabSwingers.com forum: What is the fastest way to calm a lady when she is angry

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Just tell her she’s right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run away as fast as you can

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Offer her a seat. On your face.

It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If you ever find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her she dont look fat in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Offer her a seat. On your face.

It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "

Meli has hit the nail on the head. Maybe offer a profound apology before the offer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer her a seat. On your face.

It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "

Do you get angry often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Throw your cock on a mousetrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer her a seat. On your face.

It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "

Third time lucky! Can you please write a user guide

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

Don't speak !

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yes dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck some pms tablets at her and run RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Say you are at fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say sorry , if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen... actually listen.

Don't try to fix it if listening is all she wants.

Own it if you know you've stepped wrong.

But it's not always either/or, win/lose or right/wrong. Lots of opposing things can be right or true at the same time

You'd be surprised how much healing of a rift can be done by physically connecting.

Pause the talk. Ask for a quiet sincere long hug. Then both gather your thoughts and discuss in stead of debate or argue.

That'll do for starters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the way to stop a dog from bitting you is to poke your finger up it’s anusbecuade it shocks them. Try that!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Offer her a seat. On your face.

It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "

Genius!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

kiss her on the lips softly little kisses on her neck,, should calm down a little then,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Throw a cape around her and tell her she’s now super angry.

She will either laugh or it will be the last thing you remember

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also"

You know a woman called Victor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie a little make shift cape round her, pat her on the back and say “now you’re super angry” if she laughs you’re winning, if not RUN

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I find raising both eyebrows and saying "Calm down, you mad bastard - you sound *mental*!" often helps.

No, wait - not helps. What's the other one? Opposite of that...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Tried and tested method:

Trousers down.

Pants down.

Start off a winkie windmill.

Flap your arms like a chicken.

Make clucking noises.

And for the pièce de résistance,

Do laps around the room while continuing all the above.

This is guaranteed to quell any anger.

NB Do NOT do try this in Ikea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Makes bar with hand*

you know, right now you're up here. Try bringing it *lowers hand* down here, ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah just listen to her and ride it out. Make sure she knows you're there for her and then leave her alone. I like when my partner reassures me but lets me have my moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also

You know a woman called Victor?"

I knew a real life Victor Meldrew

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Throw chocolate at her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place chocolate in one hand

Your cock in the other

And kiss her deeply

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Let her in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also

You know a woman called Victor?

I knew a real life Victor Meldrew"

"I don't believe it"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just go to the pub. You won't hear her then.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Depends whether you can stomach apologising even if you’re in the right. If you can, that, if you can’t I have found running away until the temper has subsided somewhat works best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also

You know a woman called Victor?

I knew a real life Victor Meldrew

"I don't believe it"

That's what he said, when I had him served...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say sorry.... If you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also

You know a woman called Victor?

I knew a real life Victor Meldrew

"I don't believe it"

That's what he said, when I had him served..."

Boiled or fried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!

Works on Victors also

You know a woman called Victor?

I knew a real life Victor Meldrew

"I don't believe it"

That's what he said, when I had him served...

Boiled or fried?"

Cold

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

1 word listen

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Tell them how much calmer your wife is in these situations

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

Leave until such time as she's calmed the fuck down. Or diamond's often to the trick, this is obviously not guaranteed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them to calm down

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wait until she's calmed down, then sit down ask her what made her angry and *listen* to her answer, try to understand it and then hold a conversation about the situation.

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