FabSwingers.com forum: Death Row

By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Your on death row there’s no reprieve your gone at 6 am

What’s your death row meal and drink

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Just give me a bottle of 25 year old Macallan and a bag of pretzels.

I'll go happy.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Chicken tikka masala with garlic keema rice and a bottle of orange Fanta.

To finish the evening a well needed and large Jack and .

Then I’m good to go…

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Nice refreshing gin and tonic please and some sticky toffee pudding

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Your on death row there’s no reprieve your gone at 6 am

What’s your death row meal and drink"

One of everything.

Or if the chef’s being lazy, fresh oysters to start, steak & chips (I’m talking wagyu and triple cooked chips in duck fat) with lobster mac’n’cheese and some truffle somewhere, followed by loads of smelly cheese with a couple of bottles of excellent red.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A whole cucumber and whole melon.

I will add my own dressing!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Your on death row there’s no reprieve your gone at 6 am

What’s your death row meal and drink"

To start, homemade Scotch egg with chilli mayo

Main, full Christmas dinner

Pudpud, rhubarb crumble and custard

Nice bottle of Rioja. Make that two.

Followed by a hot chocolate before beddie byes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring but macaroni cheese with a mountain of garlic bread.

For afters a whole box of tea cakes and a red bull, then I’ll go a happy woman!.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why bother? I don't think I'd want to eat anything!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Why bother? I don't think I'd want to eat anything!"

How are you supposed to concentrate on dying properly with a grumbly tummy?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why bother? I don't think I'd want to eat anything!

How are you supposed to concentrate on dying properly with a grumbly tummy?!"

I'd manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your on death row there’s no reprieve your gone at 6 am

What’s your death row meal and drink"

Oooh good one! Il have to put my thinking cap on

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Absinthe. Toblerone. Brannigans ham and pickle crisps.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Starter - antipasto, cheeses, salami, olives.

Main - rib eye steak and buttery mash potatoes.

Dessert - apple pie and custard.

And a tall glass of proper with ice.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Starter - antipasto, cheeses, salami, olives.

Main - rib eye steak and buttery mash potatoes.

Dessert - apple pie and custard.

And a tall glass of proper cola with ice. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese Chicken Curry

Egg Fried Rice

Chips

Prawn Crackers

Cup of tay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter and jam sandwich. I'm allergic to peanuts.

They aren't getting the chance to do the deed.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Bottle of Pol Roger Cuvee swiftly followed by another so I go to the chair giggly and will probably be asleep by the time they pull the lever.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Bugger the meal I'd like my diving rebreather brought into me, then I could kill myself in a far more humane way than any of the barbaric systems currently used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the food just give me another 2 hours to live so I can finish Howard's Legacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the food just give me another 2 hours to live so I can finish Howard's Legacy "
Hogwarts

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Keep the food just give me another 2 hours to live so I can finish Howard's Legacy Hogwarts "
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The Halifax man was buzzing for a minute there.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Keep the food just give me another 2 hours to live so I can finish Howard's Legacy Hogwarts "

Is it any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 100 paracetamol and a bottle of whiskey an option?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A cyanide capsule, same as those successfully used by Hermann Goering & Heinrich Himmler, washed down with organic apple juice and battered cod with chips from John Long's restaurant in Belfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True, the paracetamol would be too slow.

Sleeping pills?

No clue the names tbh

Just knock me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 packs of laxatives and a Pepsi.

They’ll teach em

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"3 packs of laxatives and a Pepsi.

They’ll teach em

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

An All You Can Eat buffet- if you don't stop eating they can't start killing

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d be too upset to eat. Shoutout to Suge Knight.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A wheelbarrow of various shellfish dishes. Hold the epi pen.

I’d appreciate if someone could shove jam roly poly and custard in my mouth afterwards so I still get pudding

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By *ubbles88555Woman
over a year ago

Inverness

I want a medium rare ribeye steak and a battered cod with chips ,onion rings, mushroom and egg

Followed by a trio of deserts

Cheesecake

Crumble

Ice cream

And a mug of tea

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just some good strong cheddar and cold Guinness will do me just fine

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"A wheelbarrow of various shellfish dishes. Hold the epi pen.

I’d appreciate if someone could shove jam roly poly and custard in my mouth afterwards so I still get pudding "
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What a minute, warden, something smells fishy here.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Depends. Would I be suffering a hangover just before I cark it?

If not then I’d have some (a lot) whiskey & lemonade and a hot dog with onions and sauce.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Depends. Would I be suffering a hangover just before I cark it?

If not then I’d have some (a lot) whiskey & lemonade and a hot dog with onions and sauce.

I do epic hot dogs my welsh neighbour

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

As the body can remain flatulent for hours after death I feel my choice of a good curry dripping in garlic would be the ultimate revenge for the mortician.

I really need to grow up.

But I won’t n

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Truthfully, I’d be too nervous to eat or drink a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mc Happy Meal and a bottle of poteen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 packs of laxatives and a Pepsi.

They’ll teach em

That made me laugh

I’ll have a MJ burger, The Mounty, without the burger sauce, extra onion rings, not bothered about chips, and a Cookie Jar Sundae (Oreo’s) with a tin of Mango Loco Monster

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

The last thing I'd like to eat is my partners pussy for the last time. And a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle of .

If that was the case, I'd die a happy man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They abolished the last meal tradition. People took the piss with their requests then couldn't eat it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I've only got 3 hours left wheres my slow cooker I'm having chicken n veg

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

A bottle of glenfiddich 50 year old and one or three of the good ladies from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corned beef and brown sauce sandwiches, with a JD and ginger ale. Fry me up.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Nothing I would spend the time repenting

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Rare roast beef dinner, Yorkshires and all the extras.

Cheese and Biscuits.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can of Pepsi and a bag of sports mix will do me.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter. Bread mushrooms with garlic mayo

Main. Fillet steak and chips

Dessert. Everlasting gobstopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd order the strongest alcohol they could manage, a cigar and lighter and oil and bread as a a starter. Some kinda steak, and sorbet for desert.

I'd spread the sorbet round the floor from the door in.

I'd oil up my wrists and arms.

I'd drink half the booze and use the rest to light up the first screws through the door

Anyone meekly complying with the matrix is a nonce

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