FabSwingers.com forum: tell a lie part 2

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

other one was closed from being full, so off we go again

tell another lie about the person above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"other one was closed from being full, so off we go again

tell another lie about the person above"

Saying your ace on call of duty when your not but I am lol

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Really enjoys smoking blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a clown

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Enjoys regular meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fills weekends by polishing their huge brass collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fills weekends by polishing their huge brass collection "

Is a magician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoys regular meets

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a virgin

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Has tiny boobs

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

knew his satnav was wrong.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has the most amazin eyes - has to hide them so the girls are not blinded by him viewing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a champion at tossing the caber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he wears dresses

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Supports man utd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would only ever have sex in a bed under a duvet

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted to win the peeing competition so found a high cliff - then couldn't get down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supports man utd "

thats true

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

secretly wears a bra - buys them in victorias secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a fetish for cotton wool

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

had an operation to install a glow bulb in het belly button

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Is not a true Scotsman, wears y-fronts under his kilt

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has invested in photoshop to ensure his photos bear no resemblance to his actual appearance

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Is Welsh

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks being from middle England gives him superiority over us poor celtic cousins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has his kilt on back to front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her real name is Veronica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Grows carrots in a tiny wee allotment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 14:14:22]

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Does not like oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves singing in the rain

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

But I do like singing in the rain x

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Yohoho is really a female pirate and her name is Jenny two bottoms. On her profile pic she is showing us her Weekday bottom and her weekend bottom is even more lovely.

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

Has a donkey in the back garden and rides out on sunday afternoons

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Both have hairy bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both have hairy bums

is soooooo butt ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once rode a unicorn round Tesco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once rode a unicorn round Tesco!"

He is a Doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't shop at c and a

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]"

Didn't really remove his post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]"

Is a member of the royal family!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

runs a pizza resturant for the mafia

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]

Is a member of the royal family!"

Is on her way here right now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]

Is a member of the royal family!

Is on her way here right now.."

Is really Mrs Doubtfire

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

drinks bromide tea everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]

Is a member of the royal family!

Is on her way here right now.."

Knows where I'm going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drinks bromide tea everyday

Flies helicopters for secret agents!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

is in the passenger seat

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"is in the passenger seat "

Won't mind me giving her bum a cheeky spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holds the record for longest continuous bagpipe note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is in the passenger seat "

Can fart the Coronation street theme

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Has taken up smoking and hard drinking to cure his obsession with hynosis

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

remembers Ena Sharples - is still infatuated with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does not have a problem with the "P" key sticking on keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has taken up smoking and hard drinking to cure his obsession with hynosis "

used a mannaquin for there avatar

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

p'ed in his own keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows what hynosis is

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is determined to try watersports - but wonders what to do with the skis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is determined to try watersports - but wonders what to do with the skis

Is a tartan TV wannabe

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

likes to play with a sporran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"likes to play with a sporran

is in Benidorm next season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"likes to play with a sporran

has a haggis under his kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers a vegetarian haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"likes to play with a sporran

has a haggis under his kilt"

Has just fabbed my willy picture

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has had sex 15 times since lunchtime

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

it was so small thought it was a clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually the Dalai Lama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is called Mary at weekends

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Both play rugby for Tonga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a Blue Peter badge out of icing and called it Colin.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Made a Blue Peter badge out of icing and called it Colin."

Only because you nicked my Jim'll fix it one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drank so much Red Bull their wings grew wings...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Drank so much Red Bull their wings grew wings..."

Wears a pink tutu and fairy wings on a daily basis x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drank so much Red Bull their wings grew wings...

Wears a pink tutu and fairy wings on a daily basis x "

Is a tank driving instructor

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Wants to be covered in chocolate spread and let me kick it off.,

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Lick!!!! Not kick xx

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Sells choc spread for a living and is always trying to make a sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick!!!! Not kick xx "

No, I really want you to lick it off, this thread is supposed to be lies!...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Don't believe you

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Lick!!!! Not kick xx

No, I really want you to lick it off, this thread is supposed to be lies!..."

Well I'm ready and waiting with some Nutella and a spoon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Built my brick barbeque...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick!!!! Not kick xx

No, I really want you to lick it off, this thread is supposed to be lies!...

Well I'm ready and waiting with some Nutella and a spoon then

Brb, just grabbing my car keys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sings in a choir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sings in a choir

Convinced John West is actually the pope

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sings in a choir

Wears socks with flip flops x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sings in a choir

Convinced John West is actually the pope"

Is dying to have a 3some with the 118 men!! X

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

Used to be called Gregor and throw the hammer for Lithuania

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Wears granny pants

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Sings in a choir

Convinced John West is actually the pope

Is dying to have a 3some with the 118 men!! X"

Is trying to become a born again virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaches bible studies at Sunday school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teaches bible studies at Sunday school."

Used to date Justin beiber

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Teaches bible studies at Sunday school."

Has had a better offer than the Nutella x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Used to be called Gregor and throw the hammer for Lithuania"

Hahahha!! Brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in a Bungalow

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Lives in a Bungalow "

Will come visit and see for herself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taught me how to make a Victoria sponge cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives under my bed

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Taught me how to make a Victoria sponge cake!"

Threw the Victoria sponge cake at the postman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refills empty wine bottles with water and puts them on display in their "huge selection of wines"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wants to see my special friends test pic...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Is a very special person himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is only allowed to write with blunt crayons

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

When SOMEBODY hasn't eaten them ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When SOMEBODY hasn't eaten them ..."

Lol guilty as charged!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"When SOMEBODY hasn't eaten them ...

Lol guilty as charged!"

Can I have a green one please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thinks chalk is a magical substance

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Has a ithdy on april fools day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a ithdy on april fools day"

Is not having typo.issues this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a aweful Avetar

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Spends her saturdays knitting wooly tights for dwarfs

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

So pissed she cannot walk up the stairs

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

These are supposed to be lies .....lol

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Im a pro flasher i get paid by the inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only has 2inch so always skint

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

IS A KEPT WOMEN

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is fishing with his maggot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks nothing like Rab c Nesbit !

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Had a horrible tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the smallest tits ever

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a crop circle on his shoulder

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

was in the wurzels

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Founder member of the Seal Spotting For Beginners Social Society

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Needs a new hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can communicate with dolphins

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Farts like a wheezy seal with asthma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Robocop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes posting videos of the cat playing the piano on YouTube

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Love's the sunshine

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was turned down by weightwatchers as she is too slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented tomato ketchup

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Invented tomato ketchup"

Is the love child of Susan Boyle and Ron Jeremy!! X

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Just gave me her number

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eats kippers every morning apart from Sunday when he treats himself to a grilled sardine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His hat was worn by Indiana Jones !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"His hat was worn by Indiana Jones !"

Wearing a bit thin now that one

Walks with a pronounced limp on a Monday morning

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Has a bald head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He likes to insert peanut butter into his orafices

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

She likes to eat peanut butter from my holes lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Owns 7 cats, all called Derek

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Is a reserve on dancing on ice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Rejoices in building his own Lego lighthouses

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Has tattoo of a RAM on his chest

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

made a mistake with his messages cause he thought RAM was computer memory

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Arrested for killing haggis.!!!!! They endangered species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves to wear kippers in womens knickers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts in public and blames kids

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Used to play in a band called the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has the largest cock ive ever seen

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

Poor love is flat chested

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By *homas pannsMan
over a year ago

leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will only eat Turkish Delight whilst rubbing his testicles with a smoked kipper

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have read my secret diary.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

secret diary is published every day - most people call it the Daily Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won the gold medal in 1848 for custard snorkelling in the three hundred yard dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won the gold medal in 1848 for custard snorkelling in the three hundred yard dash "

loves clothes

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

when going to a meet normally swap clothes rather than partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when going to a meet normally swap clothes rather than partners "

erm true

ask anyone on the cannock socisls

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

cannot tell a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was reported to the RSPCA by the Samoan women's Ernie Wise appreciation society for having and unlicensed and violent raspberry jellie without a leash or name tag .

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

carries Erics paper bag to try and impress people with their sophistication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will never sell any ice cream going at that speed

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Always tells his wife he prefers the raspberry ripple - especailly at that time of the month -lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got his picture in the local newspaper when he got caught in the blast of an Second World War Yorkshire pudding that went off by accident .

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

goes to nudist beaches and is sent away because the do not want the tone lowered

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Drinks Tizer & Iron Brew whilst on the job singing Danny Boy in Russian wearing a bearskin hat ( only)

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"Drinks Tizer & Iron Brew whilst on the job singing Danny Boy in Russian wearing a bearskin hat ( only)"

that is so true

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Openly encourages miniature poodles to sniff up his Kilt

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

drives an old Fiat Panda - with fancy decals on it to try an make believe it is a Ferrari

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

has an imaginary pet haggis who he takes everywhere with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had his smile Permanantly transfixed with surgery

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