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By *heSilverFox1701 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

What’s been your best / funniest moment during your journey through the swingers world…!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a floater in my ex fwb’s loo.

He was living with three roommates at that time. Didn’t know I used the toilet before leaving.

He texted me a few hours later to complain that of his roommate is a disgusting fucker. I played along.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I poked someone in the eye with my cock getting out of the hot tub at Cupids about 10 years ago.

A

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

I wore a really tight rubber skirt to a swingers club once,it split and fell off

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Our first profile over a decade ago... both fairly nervous..a couple wanted to cam to verify etc...picture the scene...I, Nilly had finished a 14.5 hour shift, got home, bathed, in pj's ready to cam when neither of us wanted to but understood why...

So cameras up and things were bit different then, so we're typing away messages back n two...

Firstly we notice they didn't look quite as good as their profile so I m side whispering things to Willy like..

Why is he wearing a hat?

Why is she eating?

What is she eating?

She's definitely bigger in real life and so on...then...

Up comes the text in conversation...

We can hear you.....

Oh my, never ever have we shut a laptop so quickly...

Probably why we never cam now

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

WillyNilly, that is so funny!

Gbat

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"WillyNilly, that is so funny!

Gbat "

It was hideous...still cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is he wearing a hat?"

LOL dying here

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"Our first profile over a decade ago... both fairly nervous..a couple wanted to cam to verify etc...picture the scene...I, Nilly had finished a 14.5 hour shift, got home, bathed, in pj's ready to cam when neither of us wanted to but understood why...

So cameras up and things were bit different then, so we're typing away messages back n two...

Firstly we notice they didn't look quite as good as their profile so I m side whispering things to Willy like..

Why is he wearing a hat?

Why is she eating?

What is she eating?

She's definitely bigger in real life and so on...then...

Up comes the text in conversation...

We can hear you.....

Oh my, never ever have we shut a laptop so quickly...

Probably why we never cam now "

Excellent!

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Why is he wearing a hat?

LOL dying here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having my IUD fucked out on a meet Px

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a floater in my ex fwb’s loo.

He was living with three roommates at that time. Didn’t know I used the toilet before leaving.

He texted me a few hours later to complain that of his roommate is a disgusting fucker. I played along. "

Probably knew it was you

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. "

Was there a second meet?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Much earlier in my fab life I was fucking on a bed at a sex party in Manchester at which two complete chavs which were complete strangers to each other and us were exchanging awkward small talk about their respective upcoming Christmas celebrations and striking a drug deal over the top of us not been to that party again since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is giving "Tits out Tuesday" a run for it's money as my favourite

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head.

Was there a second meet? "

That was the second meet. First time around we were waiting for each other at different hotels! I could fill this thread up single handedly

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could fill this thread up single handedly "

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. "

Now the question is, "what did he do?" was a he a gentleman and helped sort you out, or did he grumble and complain that his evening was ruined and what a waste of a good hotel? (er, the second course of action may have been if the shower was before you had got up to anything!)

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Had arranged a meeting in a hotel and rang my ex instead of the lady I was meeting. The Ex was my ex before the meet and happily, she is still my ex.

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"I did a floater in my ex fwb’s loo.

He was living with three roommates at that time. Didn’t know I used the toilet before leaving.

He texted me a few hours later to complain that of his roommate is a disgusting fucker. I played along. "

Lol ur disgusting

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Much earlier in my fab life I was fucking on a bed at a sex party in Manchester at which two complete chavs which were complete strangers to each other and us were exchanging awkward small talk about their respective upcoming Christmas celebrations and striking a drug deal over the top of us not been to that party again since "

Did you score

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

In the garden at the old Ab Fabs on a weekend afternoon...

I saw a plane taking off and then it dipped a wing in our direction.

It was obvious that both pilots were craning their necks to see if they could spot some nudies.

I wonder if they announced the sight to see to the passengers on the left side of the plane.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head.

Was there a second meet?

That was the second meet. First time around we were waiting for each other at different hotels! I could fill this thread up single handedly "

Too funny

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Much earlier in my fab life I was fucking on a bed at a sex party in Manchester at which two complete chavs which were complete strangers to each other and us were exchanging awkward small talk about their respective upcoming Christmas celebrations and striking a drug deal over the top of us not been to that party again since

Did you score "

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