FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants a commiseration slice of cake?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ignored in the forums where nobody ever replies to your posts?

Never ever mentioned in those popularity affirming “what forumite would you shag” threads, despite always saying “I’m in”

Looked at Me counter looking sadly bare?

Inbox gathering dust and only lights up when the site supporter fee is die for renewal (or you’ve got yourself another 48 hour forum timeout?)

This is the thread for you. For us!!

The kettles on. And there’s cake. Lots of cake.

What type are you having?

Who’s in?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Lemon drizzle.

It's the only thing I'll be drizzling on.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would like a slice of men-who-only-ever-quote-and-comment-on-women's-posts Cake.

Served with the Blantant-and-Obvious blend of loose tea.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll have my cake in the corner please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a slice of men-who-only-ever-quote-and-comment-on-women's-posts Cake.

Served with the Blantant-and-Obvious blend of loose tea."

Do I qualify?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will have a slice of coffee and walnut please. Its the only cake I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell DanBerks that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I would like a slice of men-who-only-ever-quote-and-comment-on-women's-posts Cake.

Served with the Blantant-and-Obvious blend of loose tea.

Do I qualify?

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Not only qualified but accredited.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Someone said cake? Can I have Carrot Cake please - I'm healthy eating

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oo good idea! I’ll have a nice hot choc and a slice of gingerbread please, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot cake for me please x

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A hearty chunk of battenberg for me please op!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm not really in the mood for cake. But if any of the clique show up I could probably handle some cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can you tell DanBerks that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks."
Omg that is so funny. When my son was about 14 this is exactly what he said. He came home from school and said I'm so hot I could be in hollyoaks

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

A bit of moist Jamaican ginger please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I'll toast + butter some banana bread for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell DanBerks that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks.Omg that is so funny. When my son was about 14 this is exactly what he said. He came home from school and said I'm so hot I could be in hollyoaks

Plot twist: Just Pete WAS that son!

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Is there angel cake as I am as sweet as an angel. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plot twist: Just Pete WAS that son!"

Mum?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can I have one spread with lemon buttercream please?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I was lucky enough to get two lovely messages so I probably shouldn't be here but you said cake! I have homemade brownies

Full disclosure - it was because I changed the profile pic to a sexier one and put up a pity me post. I needed cheering up.

Anyway I think you're all gorgeous!

J x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I was lucky enough to get two lovely messages so I probably shouldn't be here but you said cake! I have homemade brownies

Full disclosure - it was because I changed the profile pic to a sexier one and put up a pity me post. I needed cheering up.

Anyway I think you're all gorgeous!

J x

You are just as gorgeous, and if there is any Earl Grey going, yes please!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is there a matriarchal Werthers Original cake?

I'll share it with Granny C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

Will you also supply the cream?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is there a matriarchal Werthers Original cake?

I'll share it with Granny C."

There is. They probably call it something hipster like butterscotch and salted caramel but we know it's Werthers really.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie! "

I was about to make a poorly judged joke about a cupcake sized one

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

An extra large slice of carrot cake please lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"You are just as gorgeous, and if there is any Earl Grey going, yes please!"

Piping hot and fragrant just for you

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Chocolate fudge, with a side order of red velvet and salted caramel loaf for starters, with banana cake for main and 12 Krispy Kreme chocolate dreamcake Donuts for dessert please.

Ta muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie! "

Awwww you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

Will you also supply the cream?

If you get your wish, you can come with Lemon buttercream and we'll have a merry old time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie!

I was about to make a poorly judged joke about a cupcake sized one

Rude!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

It would need to be a catering-pack size, you hottie!

I was about to make a poorly judged joke about a cupcake sized one

Rude!

Soz

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can I share a chocolate fudge cake with everyone in the forums who said they would shag me?

Will you also supply the cream?

If you get your wish, you can come with Lemon buttercream and we'll have a merry old time

It sounds jolly well delicious

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This feels too close to describing my forum experience perfectly.

Devil's food cake please.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"You are just as gorgeous, and if there is any Earl Grey going, yes please!

Piping hot and fragrant just for you

I have no doubt at all that you are.

But is there any tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for a slice of something sweet?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"This feels too close to describing my forum experience perfectly.

Devil's food cake please. "

Surely not, Meli?! You are adored by all and always post such fun and insightful comments

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"This feels too close to describing my forum experience perfectly.

Devil's food cake please. "

Well, except that absolutely everyone rightly adores you.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m in. I’ll have a slice of cherry cake please.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Carrot cake with extra cream cheese frosting please

Tinder x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Does it have to be cake? I’d really like some apple crumble with custard

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I saw the word cake and don’t even care about anything else, I’m in!!!! I’m seriously in need of came, any

Thank you OP

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

She came ^

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Did someone say cake?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"She came ^"

Oh the shame of a typo

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll have a bitter coffee for one and a salted by my own tears caramel cheesecake if there's any going?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Ignored in the forums where nobody ever replies to your posts?

Never ever mentioned in those popularity affirming “what forumite would you shag” threads, despite always saying “I’m in”

Looked at Me counter looking sadly bare?

Inbox gathering dust and only lights up when the site supporter fee is die for renewal (or you’ve got yourself another 48 hour forum timeout?)

This is the thread for you. For us!!

The kettles on. And there’s cake. Lots of cake.

What type are you having?

Who’s in?

I had two blow outs last weekend, the last 3 messages in my inbox where no thanks and one of them actually sent me a fuck off,

and to top it off, i feel like a minger as hardly anyone ever replies when I actually put an effort in mails and forums!!!!

So Lemon tea with a chocolate forest slice please

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

I didn't think I was in need of comiseration, but when cake is on offer, I'm finding it easy to think of reasons... I might go for a tea and some lemon drizzle for starters. Then a fresh brew and carrot cake* if I need more comiserating.

*because carrots = healthy, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take my slice of pity cake, Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walnut please. I love nuts.

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Ignored in the forums where nobody ever replies to your posts?

Never ever mentioned in those popularity affirming “what forumite would you shag” threads, despite always saying “I’m in”

Looked at Me counter looking sadly bare?

Inbox gathering dust and only lights up when the site supporter fee is die for renewal (or you’ve got yourself another 48 hour forum timeout?)

This is the thread for you. For us!!

The kettles on. And there’s cake. Lots of cake.

What type are you having?

Who’s in?

Do me a slice of Victorian Sandwich pls

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Can I have a piece of fruit cake please

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"I didn't think I was in need of comiseration, but when cake is on offer, I'm finding it easy to think of reasons... I might go for a tea and some lemon drizzle for starters. Then a fresh brew and carrot cake* if I need more comiserating.

*because carrots = healthy, right?"

One of your five a day

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just to warn you that my 1 slice of cake is actually a full Victoria sponge.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. Tea and pretty much a slice of any cake that's going Spare x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battenburg please

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I'm just here for the cake

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Is there still cake OP ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there still cake OP ?"

Ice cream flavoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have a slice of coffee and walnut please. Its the only cake I like"

Sav some for me - my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn cake please!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Is there still cake OP ?

Ice cream flavoured

Yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have a slice of coffee and walnut please. Its the only cake I like"

Its the cake of gods and the only cake I make,have a quarter left if you want to pop in for some

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