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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP."

Did you know that Elvis is dead, and the Beatles split up??

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Did you know that Elvis is dead, and the Beatles split up??

Fek off elvis works in our chipshop! Who are the beetles

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

red cards are useful

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"red cards are useful

I think i am on a YELLOW folkes

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

dont eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Who are the beetles

beetles are of the order Coleoptera, approx 40% of all the insects knowm are coleoptera,

HTH

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

You can do strange things with hamsters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do strange things with hamsters!

FREDDY ????

,, You're not gonna eat ~~~~~~~~~~~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do strange things with hamsters!

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yep ask freddie starr lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You can do strange things with hamsters!

FREDDY ????

,, You're not gonna eat ~~~~~~~~~~~ "

Well apparently Mr Star didnt consume said hamster it was an urban myth. however if you have some chocolate up your jaxi and a cardboard tube strange things can occur! Not my bag i must say. Hamsters belong in a wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no santa

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hamsters belong in a wheel

or presenting 33 1/3 % of Top Gear

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Hamsters belong in a wheel

or presenting 33 1/3 % of Top Gear

Ahhh but he is the 2nd best one after May

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"There is no santa

Tony

fook no your joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no santa

Tony

fook no your joking!

Its true I tell ya!

My 8yo son told me last night

Tony

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"There is no santa

Tony

fook no your joking!

Its true I tell ya!

My 8yo son told me last night

Tony

Bugger i am gutted. So who brings the stuff down the chimney??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger i am gutted. So who brings the stuff down the chimney??"

Must be the tooth fairy

Tony

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Bugger i am gutted. So who brings the stuff down the chimney??

Must be the tooth fairy

Tony

Oooo dont talk about toof's!!!!

As for the fairy well i will wait till she is under my pillow and POW

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

"There is no santa

Tony

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not much of a swinger either. only cums once year and has chimney fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP."

And now made in Holland

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP."

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Sun burns four million tonnes of its mass per second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a fiddle in a jacuzzi gives yer the shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?"

There isnt a pic of big ben on the label, its a pic of the clock tower of the houses of parliament, big ben is the bell inside the tower

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?

There isnt a pic of big ben on the label, its a pic of the clock tower of the houses of parliament, big ben is the bell inside the tower "

Padantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?

There isnt a pic of big ben on the label, its a pic of the clock tower of the houses of parliament, big ben is the bell inside the tower

Padantic

Sorry Debs

I humbly beg your forgiveness,

I have given myself a thousand lashes and poured salt in the wounds ,would that be sufficient penitence?

Ohhh and PS,

someone ELSE point out that its spelt

pedantic

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?

There isnt a pic of big ben on the label, its a pic of the clock tower of the houses of parliament, big ben is the bell inside the tower

Pedantic

Sorry Debs

I humbly beg your forgiveness,

I have given myself a thousand lashes and poured salt in the wounds ,would that be sufficient penitence?

Ohhh and PS,

Me being a big headed twat can i point out that its spelt

perrrrdantic

Can i come and rub the salt in your wounds please - just to make sure that you did it properly

And i think you will find that i did spell it correctly, ...the 2nd time, hehehehe

MWAH xxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"someone ELSE point out that its spelt

pedantic

Er...in this context it should probably just be "pedant"

(I reckon I'll get away with this, as I'm correcting you, NOT DEBZ)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"someone ELSE point out that its spelt

pedantic

Er...in this context it should probably just be "pedant"

(I reckon I'll get away with this, as I'm correcting you, NOT DEBZ)"

Big Snogs for you Voyeur xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me being pleasant and helpful can i point out that its spelt

perrrrdantic

Can i come and rub the salt in your wounds please - just to make sure that you did it properly

And i think you will find that i did spell it correctly, ...the 2nd time, hehehehe

MWAH xxx"

Debs if you're coming here you can spell whatever however you wish

and on the rubbing thing, lets start there see where the mood takes us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone ELSE point out that its spelt

pedantic

Er...in this context it should probably just be "pedant"

(I reckon I'll get away with this, as I'm correcting you, NOT DEBZ)"

I wasn't correcting her grammar, just the spelling

(Even IM not that brave!!! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone ELSE point out that its spelt

pedantic

Er...in this context it should probably just be "pedant"

(I reckon I'll get away with this, as I'm correcting you, NOT DEBZ)

I wasn't correcting her grammar, just the spelling

(Even IM not that brave!!! )

it's I'm, not IM.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Me being pleasant and helpful can i point out that its spelt

perrrrdantic

Can i come and rub the salt in your wounds please - just to make sure that you did it properly

And i think you will find that i did spell it correctly, ...the 2nd time, hehehehe

MWAH xxx

Debs if you're coming here you can spell whatever however you wish

and on the rubbing thing, lets start there see where the mood takes us

Ooooooooooooooh - ok, the other thread the other day was a good start

hehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"someone ELSE point out that its spelt

pedantic

Er...in this context it should probably just be "pedant"

(I reckon I'll get away with this, as I'm correcting you, NOT DEBZ)

I wasn't correcting her grammar, just the spelling

(Even IM not that brave!!! )

it's I'm, not IM.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

You can use Marmite as a mosquito repellent while traveling in hot countries!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with a complete and utter nutter and I want to die of the shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can use Marmite as a mosquito repellent while traveling in hot countries!!!"

Marmite works as an anything repellent lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP."

theres a bear on foxes glacier mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no peas or nuts or butter in peanut butter

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Robertson's classic blackcurrant jam has a mere 25% fruit content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get a peanut stuck up your arse put some chocolate up there too and it comes out a Treat!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Walter mitty is alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walter mitty is alive and well"

PMSFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walter mitty is alive and well"

is he one of those glove puppets ???

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

not a lot you can say to that really is there

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

not a lot you can say to that really is there

Errr lucky Mrs Giraffe

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i saw a giraffe drink its on piss once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know they use a new sterile needles for each lethal injection?

.....ermmm why

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"i saw a giraffe drink its on piss once "

Well long necks i guess they can reach all over. You would need to have a 3 story house though and be on the 3rd if you kept one as a pet and wanted to stroke it.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Did you know they use a new sterile needles for each lethal injection?

.....ermmm why

Its strange that one. Also if your not feeling well or have an infection they wait till your better before popping you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know they use a new sterile needles for each lethal injection?

.....ermmm why

Its strange that one. Also if your not feeling well or have an infection they wait till your better before popping you off."

so you just keep sending family memebers in to visit with the flu lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Did you know they use a new sterile needles for each lethal injection?

.....ermmm why

Its strange that one. Also if your not feeling well or have an infection they wait till your better before popping you off.

So you just keep sending family memebers in to visit with the flu lol"

Well if you develop a mental illness they wont pop you either

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?

There isnt a pic of big ben on the label, its a pic of the clock tower of the houses of parliament, big ben is the bell inside the tower "

"Taxi for a mister Pedant, first name Fukking"!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I will start with HP sauce!

Apparently its called that because it stands for Houses of Parliament thus HP.

Ooooooo, what gave it away...... it wasnt the pic of big ben on the label, was it?

There isnt a pic of big ben on the label, its a pic of the clock tower of the houses of parliament, big ben is the bell inside the tower

"Taxi for a mister Pedant, first name Fukking"!!!!

Homer says "Doh!"

Should have read the rest of the posts first lol!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tony had liam killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a celebrity is in Australia , Ant n Dec are on it , but where are the celebrities ??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i can bite really really hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can bite really really hard

I don't doubt it!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have constipation, eat peanuts, they come out a treat.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

wishy is a googlehead !!! and looks at his wikipedia far too much !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wishy is a googlehead !!! and looks at his wikipedia far too much !!!!

Knowledge is the BOMB darlin'

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Walter mitty is alive and well

PMSFL"

L O L !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do strange things with hamsters!

FREDDY ????

,, You're not gonna eat ~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't feed hampsters chocolate they die !!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Don't feed hampsters chocolate they die !!!!

AND????????????????

Is that just an excuse for YOU to have the chocolate instead Honey????xxx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Why does chocolate kill hamsters??? How much is death by chocolate for them?

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

an ausie kiss is the same as a french kiss only down under

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds"
oh gowd here we go....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Slugs have 4 noses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snails can sleep for three years

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"snails can sleep for three years

gettaway can they???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snails can sleep for three years

gettaway can they???

I can't testify to that cos it's hard to tell unless they move

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"snails can sleep for three years

gettaway can they???

I can't testify to that cos it's hard to tell unless they move

Did someone sit there for 3 years watching to see if they woke up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snails can sleep for three years

gettaway can they???

I can't testify to that cos it's hard to tell unless they move

Did someone sit there for 3 years watching to see if they woke up?"

I'd like to paid to do that job

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"snails can sleep for three years

gettaway can they???

I can't testify to that cos it's hard to tell unless they move

Did someone sit there for 3 years watching to see if they woke up?

I'd like to paid to do that job

Well it would be cool if you had a pc to browse the web whist still keeping one eye on the slug!

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