FabSwingers.com forum: Let’s talk about the elephant in the room.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

He’s called Steve and he’s a bloody pain in the arse.

He’s broken three chairs and a TV remote, ate all the buns and never, and I mean this, never makes the brews.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Not the TV remote? How are you supposed to take dick pics now?!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not the TV remote? How are you supposed to take dick pics now?! "

To be fair he has offered to substitute his trunk for the TV control, but somehow it doesn’t have the same effect.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’ll say one thing for him though… he never forgets a birthday

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Does he leave footprints in the butter aswell

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ll say one thing for him though… he never forgets a birthday "

True but he eats all the cake.

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By *ubbles88555Woman
over a year ago

Inverness

Steve needs to make the tea or he would be out of my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson though ...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Not the TV remote? How are you supposed to take dick pics now?!

To be fair he has offered to substitute his trunk for the TV control, but somehow it doesn’t have the same effect. "

Is that an elephant's trunk or are you just pleased to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a dyson though ..."

I hear some Dyson products blow now too

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Sucks like a dyson though ...

I hear some Dyson products blow now too"

They’ve always blown… and been too expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we see his trunk please?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sucks like a dyson though ...

I hear some Dyson products blow now too

They’ve always blown… and been too expensive "

The only thing he hoovers up are peanuts and the gallons of fanny batter that Angela Legsakimbo dribbles on the leather settee.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m always losing my elephant. He’s bloody good at hiding in trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do an impression of Steve!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Where you’re going wrong is you have no peanuts. Steve’s will do anything for peanuts. Best way to train them. If you ever get a Gary though you need Brazil nuts.

The mr

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Where you’re going wrong is you have no peanuts. Steve’s will do anything for peanuts. Best way to train them. If you ever get a Gary though you need Brazil nuts.

The mr "

I appreciate the advice. Dry roasted or salted?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Steve better not forget my birthday this year again lol and the fact that he's such a unique colour is amazing, he does spend too much time pampering his feet in my opinion

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Did he "woke" you up?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Good for the roses though.

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