FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee shortage predicted

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just seen this online and all I can say is

Seriously. I'm panic buying in the morning because the alternative doesn't bear thinking about.

I like sex and a coffee free me would likely wake up with his dick in a box after just 24 hrs without a brew. I'm probably impossible to live with/tolerate for more than a few hours caffeine free.

Anyone else worried by the news?

Why hasn't Tom already warned us?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

That is not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cannot happen!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There will always be a coffee shop where you can get your fix.

Relax. Take it easy. And breathe.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Is there a shortage?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'll have to change my name to TeaLondon or TwiningsLondon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grow my own coffee, piece of piss with the correct set up

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Unlikely... Got plenty of coffee shops nearby, I'm not worried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t warn me, warn the people I know.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Is there a shortage?"

Not yet, but there will be as soon as people start hoarding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have to change my name to TeaLondon or TwiningsLondon."

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I grow my own coffee, piece of piss with the correct set up"

See. This is a man with a plan

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Defo be a storage now as everyone rushes out and buy 100 jars of the stuff.

Wakey Wines will be selling Nescafé for a £100 next week.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Defo be a *shortage now as everyone rushes out and buy 100 jars of the stuff.

Wakey Wines will be selling Nescafé for a £100 next week. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortages will be the norm until it becomes the ‘new normal’. All part of ‘building back better’.

;-) #2030

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, there might actually be a genuine shortage in the coming years due to global warming and the effect that has on the crops that need specific environments to thrive.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Heard about this about a week ago. Plenty of coffee on the shelves. I bought some today and there was plenty of everything.

All over the news a week ago

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Shortages will be the norm until it becomes the ‘new normal’. All part of ‘building back better’.

;-) #2030"

Hey.

As long as there's a coffee shop with 15 minutes of your home........

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Just seen this online and all I can say is

Seriously. I'm panic buying in the morning because the alternative doesn't bear thinking about.

I like sex and a coffee free me would likely wake up with his dick in a box after just 24 hrs without a brew. I'm probably impossible to live with/tolerate for more than a few hours caffeine free.

Anyone else worried by the news?

Why hasn't Tom already warned us?

A"
ahhhh thats the reason the coffee i bought was £8.05

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I grow my own coffee, piece of piss with the correct set up"

I'd love to hear more

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

I'm sure we are meant to be leveling up not being ripped off... oh wait a minute!

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley

This is a crisis of epic proportions if it turns out to be true ... a coffee shortage!

I wondered why my coffee beans had gone up 50% ... thank gawd I bought 15 kilos

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"To be fair, there might actually be a genuine shortage in the coming years due to global warming and the effect that has on the crops that need specific environments to thrive."

Yup. Been a growing concern for awhile now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, there might actually be a genuine shortage in the coming years due to global warming and the effect that has on the crops that need specific environments to thrive.

Yup. Been a growing concern for awhile now"

On the other hand, I have seen more research surrounding robusta varieties and getting the best out of them as they grow in lower altitude with greater yield. Hope it doesn't have to come to that, but every cloud I guess.

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

south east

"Just seen this online and all I can say is

Seriously. I'm panic buying in the morning because the alternative doesn't bear thinking about.

I like sex and a coffee free me would likely wake up with his dick in a box after just 24 hrs without a brew. I'm probably impossible to live with/tolerate for more than a few hours caffeine free.

Anyone else worried by the news?

Why hasn't Tom already warned us?

Nooooooooooooioo

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Meh

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

God job I don’t drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The consequences aren't worth thinking about. I'm not worth speaking to until I've had a coffee on a morning. I think my family would disown me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to drink the blood of people who have coffee I’m not above doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grow my own coffee, piece of piss with the correct set up

I'd love to hear more "

Always wondered why a request for a "black roast" was met with confusion after replying with a dm pic of my percolator

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If i run out of coffee it won’t be good for anybody

Beard

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Shortages will be the norm until it becomes the ‘new normal’. All part of ‘building back better’.

;-) #2030

Hey.

As long as there's a coffee shop with 15 minutes of your home........

. ahhhhhh then Bill Gates is going to put the nanabots in the Starbucks coffee! It's the Seattle thing of course.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

This could be the end of life as I know it

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

There was a shortage on our flight home the other day, only allowed two sips per person in 9 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better not be! I'll be stocking up on my shopping this week if that's the case. I can't function without my coffee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably more media hype just like with toilet rolls and petrol which will lead some to panic buying. Just buy when you need it as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs first toms ruining my caprese salad now coffee. When I can't afford my lingerie addiction - I'm toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you notice the coffee shortages at this time of year over the past 2 years?

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

This is going to be a problem... for the people around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you notice the coffee shortages at this time of year over the past 2 years?"

There have been poor harvests the last few years but there's never been a shortage in shops

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

NO! This cannot happen

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

A shortage I can enjoy as I can’t stand coffee - tea for me

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Any connection with Brexit?

Someone on here must know!

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Wonder will people become like Zombies/Gollum.

Fighting for coffee in the shops with crazied look on thier faces like they did for the Prime drink

"my precious'

Never in my lifetime did I expect to see many of the things that has happened since COVID hit

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

No coffee = worst news ever.

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By *orgive us our GinsCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

WTF!!!

I do not need to be reading this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF!!!

I do not need to be reading this!!!"

Media hype. I shopped today and there's plenty of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will send you black rifle coffee OP.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Forum threads like this one are what causes the shortages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd best not all start drinking my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum threads like this one are what causes the shortages."
Thought the majority drinks tea? We just throw it in the harbour

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

"Forum threads like this one are what causes the shortages. Thought the majority drinks tea? We just throw it in the harbour

I only drink tea, can't stand coffee. I'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i run out of coffee it won’t be good for anybody

Beard"

But if you run out for coffee, grab one for me , will you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum threads like this one are what causes the shortages. Thought the majority drinks tea? We just throw it in the harbour

I only drink tea, can't stand coffee. I'll be fine

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry folk,Therese coffey will be announcing a home grown alternative in a statement tomorrow.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Forum threads like this one are what causes the shortages. Thought the majority drinks tea? We just throw it in the harbour

Mainly tea, just have one coffee a day so no panic buying for us

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Dont drink it but will panic buy just like everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last a good news

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Dont drink it but will panic buy just like everyone else."
the shelves are empty already and the jar i got was £8

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Is there still 'an awful lot' in Brazil?

(I mean coffee, not the government)

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

NOOOOOOOO I can't survive with out coffee

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Is this a joke? Be honest, I *NEED* to know!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

There will be a shortage the price's will increase and they will never decrease, like everything else, coffee will cost more forever.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Be a Womble and drink Acorn coffee

*disclaimer. Selfish Fucker is no expert and wouldn't recommend substituting acorns for anything.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"Is there a shortage?

Not yet, but there will be as soon as people start hoarding "

This, shortages are mainly caused by panic buying, remember the non-existant "petrol shortage" or toilet roll-gate, or for those a bit older, when watchdog told everyone to buy a papershredder!

Our economy is based on Just in Time delivery so any "abnormal" purchases take time for the logistics to catch up. Just do what you normally do, and only panic whem govt tells you not to panic!

Happy Friday

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

There’s 24 pallets of Nescafé on the back of my truck , shall I hide it for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shortages will be the norm until it becomes the ‘new normal’. All part of ‘building back better’.

;-) #2030

Hey.

As long as there's a coffee shop with 15 minutes of your home........

We have 10 within 500yds

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"There’s 24 pallets of Nescafé on the back of my truck , shall I hide it for later "

No they said coffee not Nescafé

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I have been shopping this morning. Coffee was on shopping list.The coffee I normally buy has been reduced from last time I purchased.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have not noticed any shortage of coffee whether instant, bean or ground

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Don't be starting with all that panic-buying hoarding shit again, I can't deal with fist fights in Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you notice the coffee shortages at this time of year over the past 2 years?

There have been poor harvests the last few years but there's never been a shortage in shops

Exactly. Any problem will likely be caused by the media making a mountain out of a mole hill and causing panic buying

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