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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

has a very bad sore sore throat i need!!!!! hmmmm what do i need xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gargling warm salty fluids N lots of bed rest ,

HTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say that it helps to suck a fishermans friend...just so happens I have lots of mates who are fishermen!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halls soothers.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

honey drizzled over sean bean yum yum f ing yum xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

errrrrr fish!!!!!!! even men yak lol xxxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Strepsils always work

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"has a very bad sore sore throat i need!!!!! hmmmm what do i need xxxx

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a course of amoxycillin???

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Hot lemon with honey and whiskey maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get something warm inside you babes

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"has a very bad sore sore throat i need!!!!! hmmmm what do i need xxxx

shooting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

how rude are you?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

awww ty babe xxx

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"how rude are you?????

Oh it was a sympathy thread...sorry, thought you were looking for suggestions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i no sympathy off a bloke!!!!!!!!

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

now now play nice

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

A squirty sausage should make ya feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsk Tsk Martin, typical man

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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nahhh only if it makes them put out.

You know the offer a shoulder to cry on routine, otherwise..not happening.

Its a bloke thing.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i like blinking i do

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"Tsk Tsk Martin, typical man

I thought about working on the new man thing...feelings and such like...decided it was waaayyy to much trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OH MY GOD.......... CAVE MANNNNNNNNNNNN

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SEAN BEANS MIND........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like blinking i do

You do it so well !!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"OH MY GOD.......... CAVE MANNNNNNNNNNNN

Your point?

Not that it matters...im only asking so as to prove I did actually pick up on a few new man things.

Like asking a womans opinion, when really it doesnt count for much.

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

does the "man in touch with his feminine side really work", i'm just a daft geordie and was never brought up that way

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i like blinking i do

You do it so well !!!

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i do lots of things well...

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

im sure you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stepford wife with sore throat and now a cold sore........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does the "man in touch with his feminine side really work", i'm just a daft geordie and was never brought up that way"

I quite like Martins "feminine" side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OH MY GOD.......... CAVE MANNNNNNNNNNNN

I think you need me to come over and look after you and deal with your every wish and look after you, giving you lots of hugs, TLC, bed baths, daytime TV, books magazines, everything you need and more x

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

but does it work

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"but does it work"
sometimes yes sometimes no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like blinking i do

You do it so well !!!

i do lots of things well...

I dont read very well, it would be much too tough to explain all your talents to me, it's easier just to show me

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"OH MY GOD.......... CAVE MANNNNNNNNNNNN

your not a woman pretending to be a bloke are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

did it read irish charm??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when we feel like crap YES..........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i like blinking i do

You do it so well !!!

i do lots of things well...

I dont read very well, it would be much too tough to explain all your talents to me, it's easier just to show me

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now dont tell me your yet another man who is a visual type of guy????? cor blimey a lot of you around

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

think he maybe, you see evrything ending in "ing" relates to women cooking, cleaning, ironing.......lol

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

come of the fence lol

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"did it read irish charm??????

What? You actually believe the bollocks we write in profiles to try and get laid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like blinking i do

You do it so well !!!

i do lots of things well...

I dont read very well, it would be much too tough to explain all your talents to me, it's easier just to show me

now dont tell me your yet another man who is a visual type of guy????? cor blimey a lot of you around

OOOOOPS see I told you I dont read well ( or type well) I missed out the "IN PERSON" at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ha ha ha ha f ing ha xxxxx

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i like blinking i do

You do it so well !!!

i do lots of things well...

I dont read very well, it would be much too tough to explain all your talents to me, it's easier just to show me

now dont tell me your yet another man who is a visual type of guy????? cor blimey a lot of you around

OOOOOPS see I told you I dont read well ( or type well) I missed out the "IN PERSON" at the end

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can i practise my blinking then ??????

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOOOPS see I told you I dont read well ( or type well) I missed out the "IN PERSON" at the end

can i practise my blinking then ??????

DEAL !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok now to cheer me up sat blinking at my pc......

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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jeez, dont tell me you guys are going to fall for the fluttering of eyelashes!

Tis a sad day.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"jeez, dont tell me you guys are going to fall for the fluttering of eyelashes!

Tis a sad day."
works tho......

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

always fella we all do

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

we cant resist, thats why we are here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

flutter flutter flutter is it working????

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

christ yeah, excuse me for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeez, dont tell me you guys are going to fall for the fluttering of eyelashes!

Tis a sad day."

Shhhhhhhhh She uses the blinking as morse code for her safe word cos she is wearing a ball gag, ( I havent told her I dont read morse code yet tho )

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

heres me thinking this thread was a biscuit thread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"jeez, dont tell me you guys are going to fall for the fluttering of eyelashes!

Tis a sad day.

Shhhhhhhhh She uses the blinking as morse code for her safe word cos she is wearing a ball gag, ( I havent told her I dont read morse code yet tho )

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i like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mwah mwah mwah flutter flutter flutter

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

a what

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

best thing invented, ball gags...for women.

Personally I think she is onto a winner having a sore throat...mute women are far more appealing.

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

stop you'll cause an accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice is lost for words..........

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

lol tissue anyone lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

[Removed by poster at 23/11/09 18:43:45]

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

[Removed by poster at 23/11/09 18:43:49]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/11/09 18:44:18]

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

help medic...man down

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"nice is lost for words..........

Suddenly, your quite attractive.

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

silence is golden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is that because iam quite????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[ removed by those pesky post stealing pixies 23/11/2009 18:45:59 ]

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"is that because iam quite????

can you stay quiet for long periods of time?

Like til Ive finished and sent you off in a taxi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fairy not pixie xxxx

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

you pay for the taxi what a gent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stick a sock in me gob then yes xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh yeah what a gent......

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"you pay for the taxi what a gent"

I just want to make sure they have gone mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin, I think she's calling you a fairy

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

true true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nom you got a spoon out?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be worse, you could be suffering from man flu!!

Now that's something i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy!!

A sore throat

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"stick a sock in me gob then yes xxxx

you get more appealing by the minute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooooooooo you wait xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

[Removed by poster at 23/11/09 18:51:24]

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Martin, I think she's calling you a fairy

its okay, when Im beating her with my wand, she will wish she had wings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i will be back...........

till later xxxxx

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

you see the male way always wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooooooooooooooooooo martin xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeez, dont tell me you guys are going to fall for the fluttering of eyelashes!

Tis a sad day."

That's not fluttering, it's a nervous tick. If you got any bunnies I'd lock them away, hand that rocks the cradle etc etc hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

errrrrrrrr no win........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nom you got a spoon out?????"

Sorry Nice, I promise I wont wind Martin up anymore,

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

oh i think its a victory

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

fellas 1 ladies 0

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

yayyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Martin, I think she's calling you a fairy

its okay, when Im beating her with my wand, she will wish she had wings!

OHHHHHH FFS not THAT wish again???????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Martin, I think she's calling you a fairy

its okay, when Im beating her with my wand, she will wish she had wings!

OHHHHHH FFS not THAT wish again???????

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what a cracking pic!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Martin, I think she's calling you a fairy

its okay, when Im beating her with my wand, she will wish she had wings!

OHHHHHH FFS not THAT wish again???????

what a cracking pic!!!!"

Its Martins fault, that bloody wish

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"Martin, I think she's calling you a fairy

its okay, when Im beating her with my wand, she will wish she had wings!

OHHHHHH FFS not THAT wish again???????

lol.....you...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"fellas 1 ladies 0"

Ohhh now your the guys team eh...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

rite come on bring it on...... full up on codine so iam ready

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