FabSwingers.com forum: Potato

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonsense.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its a spud you like, you can turn it into dauphinois or saag or mash and it goes well with beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these threads

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Most versatile food in the world, delicious in many formats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love these threads

And we love you

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I love these threads

And we love you"
really

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

is it potato or potato though, pronunciation is key.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Boil em, Mash em, stick em in a stew?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

You say potato I say potato

Potato

Let’s call the whole thing off

Beard

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Maris Pipers, perfect for chips, roasters and mash

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love potatoes but they dont feel the same - i feel i might jacket all in - they just chip away at my self esteem - i feel mashed!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Head

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes"
true...... Calorific mind

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m stocking up on seed potatoes. It’s the time of year to set them all out and wait for them to chit.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

life wouldnt be the same without potato,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love these threads

And we love you"

Awwww……Jack-et in will ya ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine creamy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I like mine creamy

I can help with that.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I like mine creamy

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,, little bit of butter and milk..

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

It's tuber not a tuba which you blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine creamy

I can help with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine creamy

,, little bit of butter and milk.."

Oooh garlic butter

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over a year ago

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Spud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's tuber not a tuba which you blow

Wanna blow my tuba?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you say to a baked potato that’s angry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you say to a baked potato that’s angry?"

Go on ...

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"It's tuber not a tuba which you blow

Wanna blow my tuba?"

You never know

Tbh though I've never tried blowing one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Maris Pipers are sexy

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"What do you say to a baked potato that’s angry?"
,, just butter him up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little bit of mash in my life

A little bit of roasties by my side

A little bit of chips is all I need

A little bit of jackets what I see

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Cheesey mash with some onion added...or cheese and tatty pie .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

My son looked everywhere for a potato clock ...

Till I realised he meant he needed to get up at eight o clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you say to a baked potato that’s angry?"

Sit down and take your jacket off?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I would but I don't want to get a roasting

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By *VHeather_RTV/TS
over a year ago

Hemel

Baked potato changed my life

Baked potato showed me the way!

If you want to know what’s is wrong from right

You must listen to what Potato say

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

How to Select Your Potato

Select loose potatoes that are well formed, smooth, firm, with eyes, and no discoloration, cracks, bruises or soft spots. Red potatoes and some whites are sometimes treated with colored or clear wax to make them appear fresher than they are. Also avoid “green” potatoes. They have been exposed to light and have a bitter taste.

Potatoes are classified by shape, skin color and use. The long brownish ones are good for a variety of uses but are best for baking. Rounded or long whites are preferred for boiling and baking, and the small red ones are ideal for boiling. “New” potatoes, the small ones that are dug early before the skins have set, are best boiled or steamed.

How to Store Your Potato

Do not wash your potato before storing. Washing speeds decay. Potatoes can be safely stored in a dry, dark place for three months at 45 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Buy only a week’s supply if you must store them at higher temperatures, which cause sprouting and shriveling. Do not store potatoes in the refrigerator. Below 40 degrees, potato starch turns to sugar, making the potato too sweet. Too cold of storage also darkens potatoes during cooking.

How to Prepare Your Potato

Bake, boil or steam them in their skins. Some nutrients close to the skin are lost when potatoes are peeled before cooking. If you must peel them, use a vegetable parer and peel as thinly as possible. Do not soak peeled potatoes in cold water to crisp them, since some nutrients will dissolve in the water. For some great potato recipes, check out the Idaho Potato Commission.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"A little bit of mash in my life

A little bit of roasties by my side

A little bit of chips is all I need

A little bit of jackets what I see"

And taking an early lead.,…. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you say to a baked potato that’s angry?,, just butter him up.."

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maris Pipers are sexy

Oooooo say it again lol

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Chips

Nothing more to say

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We get locally grown Wilja potatoes from the market. And very good they are too

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We get locally grown Wilja potatoes from the market. And very good they are too"

Would you come and check my spuds out.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

boil em

mash em

put em in a stoooo!

(cant remember the song that came from, but it always springs to mind when somebody mentions spuds)

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We get locally grown Wilja potatoes from the market. And very good they are too

Would you come and check my spuds out.

Have they sprouted?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Maris Pipers are sexy

Oooooo say it again lol"

Imagine if a Maris Piper and a Desiree were to have sex….

Oooo be still my throbbing member at the mere thought of this heavenly union….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me get my jacket!!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We get locally grown Wilja potatoes from the market. And very good they are too

Would you come and check my spuds out.

Have they sprouted? "

I keep them in the dark so they’re doing fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maris Pipers are sexy

Oooooo say it again lol

Imagine if a Maris Piper and a Desiree were to have sex….

Oooo be still my throbbing member at the mere thought of this heavenly union….

Oh now you are just talking pure filth

lol

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

What does a potato say on a sunny morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does a potato say on a sunny morning? "

Do tell

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"What does a potato say on a sunny morning?

Do tell"

What a mashing day!

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"What does a potato say on a sunny morning? "
are you making eyes at me?

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

What’s a potato’s least favorite dance?

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

spuds not potatoes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I said ...... My son was desperate for a potato clock ........ then i.....

Oh never mind, I am too good for this place.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I actually had the small new potatoes for tea tonight they cook so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked in an air fryer filled with cheese & cold baked beans

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Baked in an air fryer filled with cheese & cold baked beans "

Who fills their air fryer with cheese n beans ?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Baked in an air fryer filled with cheese & cold baked beans

Who fills their air fryer with cheese n beans ?"
lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I never peel them. Controversial

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes"

I don't think I could love anyone as much as potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes

I don't think I could love anyone as much as potatoes. "

Gutted

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes

I don't think I could love anyone as much as potatoes.

Gutted"

But we can still be friends and you can continue to steal my lingerie?

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

A lot of people I see out and about on the local high street are starting to look like potatoes. Just round and blotchy, don’t think they would taste very nice though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes

I don't think I could love anyone as much as potatoes.

Gutted

But we can still be friends and you can continue to steal my lingerie? "

Only if you bring my shoes back

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"A lot of people I see out and about on the local high street are starting to look like potatoes. Just round and blotchy, don’t think they would taste very nice though."

Eating people is bad. Stick to real potatoes.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"I love these threads

And we love youreally

Of course... but not as much as we love potatoes

I don't think I could love anyone as much as potatoes.

Gutted

But we can still be friends and you can continue to steal my lingerie?

Only if you bring my shoes back"

But I have the matching handbag!!!!

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By *ubbles88555Woman
over a year ago

Inverness

Versatile food

Also I feel like a potato today

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

To settle the argument over potato or potato. It's pronounced tattie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would but I don't want to get a roasting"

Spit roasting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Versatile food

Also I feel like a potato today "

Think you look very appeeling actually

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Costco jacket potatoes are the best! Damn now I’m hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baked in an air fryer filled with cheese & cold baked beans

Who fills their air fryer with cheese n beans ?"

Sorry should have said baked in air fryer then filled with cheese and cold baked beans for the simpletons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people I see out and about on the local high street are starting to look like potatoes. Just round and blotchy, don’t think they would taste very nice though."

My pal has a SIL who does actually resemble a potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jersey royals, big dollop of Jersey butter and lots of salt.

Porn on a plate

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I never peel them. Controversial

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i never peel mine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A versatile vegetable and easy to grow.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

"Jersey royals, big dollop of Jersey butter and lots of salt.

Porn on a plate

Keep your eyes open in about a month as they will be out and about then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am potato shaped....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Must be a gorgeous potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jersey royals, big dollop of Jersey butter and lots of salt.

Porn on a plate

Keep your eyes open in about a month as they will be out and about then

I’ll be over in Jersey so I’ll be raiding the fields before they can dig them up!

Nothing like the first crop

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

"Jersey royals, big dollop of Jersey butter and lots of salt.

Porn on a plate

Keep your eyes open in about a month as they will be out and about then

I’ll be over in Jersey so I’ll be raiding the fields before they can dig them up!

Nothing like the first crop

Ahh good stuff! Nothing like a bit of moonlighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couch

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