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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks." | |||
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"Don't tarka the piss, Tom." Chicken tarka is my favourite curry...its like chicken tikka but its a little 'otter. | |||
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"It's Simple really: Predator locates food source. Predator finds way of getting food source Predator eats food source " Predator gets killed by some bloke covered in mud with a pointy stick! | |||
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"It's Simple really: Predator locates food source. Predator finds way of getting food source Predator eats food source Predator gets killed by some bloke covered in mud with a pointy stick! " Then they film Predator II | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks." Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi....... Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter. A | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks. Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi....... Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter. A" Arms race though. Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks. Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi....... Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter. A Arms race though. Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes" The Northern Garden Treaty Organisation would refuse to support a no fly zone, and the otters would annexe the summer house | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks. Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi....... Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter. A Arms race though. Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes The Northern Garden Treaty Organisation would refuse to support a no fly zone, and the otters would annexe the summer house" The badgers would tacitly support the otters and send spy balloons over neighbour's water feature! It's got carnage written all over it | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks." Koi are not related to sharks surely. ? | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks. Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi....... Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter. A Arms race though. Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes The Northern Garden Treaty Organisation would refuse to support a no fly zone, and the otters would annexe the summer house The badgers would tacitly support the otters and send spy balloons over neighbour's water feature! It's got carnage written all over it" The elite Mercenary Mink would no doubt be called upon to conduct raids with plausible deniability from the Otter Government. The only chance the Koi have is to enter an alliance with snapping turtles as heavy infantry to defend the perimeter. The Koi had attempted to establish protection by eagles, but eagles are happy to snack on otters or Koi. | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news" wouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in " Ottery wire cutters? | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?" omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually " Transposeable thumbs next ... then world domination | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks." We've done the right thing with these animals being reintroduced. I'm looking forward to more species following suit. | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world domination" omg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution | |||
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"Peoples are not taking this seriously " i did | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news" What the fuck is going on here ? People can't imprison a fish to use as an ornament without some fucking mammal acting like they are there to steal. Otterocious goings on !! | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution " Stick a blanket in it! | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution Stick a blanket in it!" why are you cold..... Temperature has dropped hasn't it | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution Stick a blanket in it!why are you cold..... Temperature has dropped hasn't it " Cold doesn't cut it ......... One of my hands is daed... guess which one? I meant your otterman ...... stoopid | |||
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" Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the news No because they are and always have been indigenous species. Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks." Koi fish are related to the common carp | |||
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"The otters would never catch a motor pike and side carp" This answer certainly wasn't wasted on me. Answer of a Share genius. | |||
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"The otters would never catch a motor pike and side carp This answer certainly wasn't wasted on me. Answer of a Share genius. " To be fair, it was a strong post | |||
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"Peoples are all for rewilding until a wolf eats you for breaky on the way home from the pub " No-one reminded otters ... they have always been here. Tom is getting confused with beavers | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution " Leading to a new Otter-man empire | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution Leading to a new Otter-man empire " Classic | |||
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters. Is rewilding at fault here? What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution Stick a blanket in it!why are you cold..... Temperature has dropped hasn't it Cold doesn't cut it ......... One of my hands is daed... guess which one? I meant your otterman ...... stoopid " lol | |||
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"Surely a householder can defend his land and property even if they are fish. " Nah imported, invasive, glitterfish are not protected species. Unlike native British wild mammals. Touch them and you are going down, chummy. | |||
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