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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Screw seeing the Eiffel Tower or the Northern Lights. Forget swimming in the Great Barrier Reef or visiting Disneyland.

Do you have anything on your bucket list that may seem unspectacular to others but you really want to try?

I'd like to do a coffee tasting session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to punch Piers Morgan

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Screw seeing the Eiffel Tower or the Northern Lights. Forget swimming in the Great Barrier Reef or visiting Disneyland.

Do you have anything on your bucket list that may seem unspectacular to others but you really want to try?

I'd like to do a coffee tasting session "

#lifegoals!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I’d really love to chop down a massive tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really want to punch Piers Morgan"

Give him one for me too if you ever get the chance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d really love to chop down a massive tree"

Ooooh nice, are we talking sharp axe or chainsaw?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

I'd like to see a tornado

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would like to explore the London Sewers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to see a tornado "

From afar I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be taken up the Shard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to explore the London Sewers."

That's a great one, who know what underground civilizations might exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jury service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a gas bill that doesn’t look more like a phone number

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Decent nights sleep for me

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive a lorry

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I would like to explore the London Sewers.

That's a great one, who know what underground civilizations might exist "

Check out the underground postal railway , bishops Rd Paddington to Farringdon st , very spooky - and great for naughty photo shoots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to operate a digger

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just a decent nights sleep where I wake up refreshes the next day.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Open a champagne bottle with a sword

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Open a champagne bottle with a sword "
I've done it with an axe, surprisingly satisfying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to be taken up the Shard lol"

I enjoy being taken up the oxo tower

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I've done mine...it was to ride in a tractor. I can die happy now!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I would like to explore the London Sewers.

That's a great one, who know what underground civilizations might exist

Check out the underground postal railway , bishops Rd Paddington to Farringdon st , very spooky - and great for naughty photo shoots "

Yep, already done that!

Subterranean London is a sight to behold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to explore the London Sewers."

Thames Water do a tour of Abbey Mills pumping station - definitely on English Heritage's Heritage Open Says (think that is Sept, gets booked). Cannot recall if that takes you in to the sewer. A friend did one with Thames Water which definitely did - she said do not look up as you climb the ladder (the person before you will have left shit on the rungs and it will drip on your face!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d really love to chop down a massive tree"

Cut down 12 leylandii in 2007 and a large willow a few years later - no longer have a chain saw (that was enough destruction apparently)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to be taken up the Shard lol"

Use lube

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

The Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch railway all the way to Dungeness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jury service "

Did it once and the experience was indeed unspectacular. Perfect for this list!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Atm I'd settle for a holiday somewhere warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like a gas bill that doesn’t look more like a phone number "

Hopefully you get one that move the decimal to the left a couple of spaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decent nights sleep for me

Beard "

Oh if only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drive a lorry "

How many wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to operate a digger"

Best holiday I ever had! Well not quite, but hired a digger to do work on the garden and had great fun (something like £250 for the week). Alternatively you can go to Diggerland (Kent, Durham, Castleford or Devon) for under £30.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to operate a digger"

That would be so much fun! Don't even need to contribute anything, just move some dirt around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a decent nights sleep where I wake up refreshes the next day."

I genuinely think this one is impossible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open a champagne bottle with a sword "

If you're holding the sword, I'm worried it would only end in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to punch Piers Morgan"

I'd join in on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've done mine...it was to ride in a tractor. I can die happy now! "

Did you plough many fields?

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Find my other sock

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By *asefxMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Milk a cow gots milks

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"I’d really love to chop down a massive tree

Ooooh nice, are we talking sharp axe or chainsaw?"

Before the fire service I was a lumberjack for 4 years so I’ve done both and have the scars! If you really want a cheap thrill climb to the top of the tree while someone else cuts it down - about 10 seconds of pure adrenaline

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Screw seeing the Eiffel Tower or the Northern Lights. Forget swimming in the Great Barrier Reef or visiting Disneyland.

Do you have anything on your bucket list that may seem unspectacular to others but you really want to try?

I'd like to do a coffee tasting session "

I've seen the Eiffel Tower - it's not that good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch railway all the way to Dungeness "

Cheaper, quicker and more comfortable taking the bus.lol

But it's worth doing once

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Catacombs in Paris full of skulls.

My teen emo/ goth would’ve loved it.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Have a go on an electric bike for a few hours

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By *ntimacyUnlimitedMan
over a year ago

wakefield

Fairly tame but I'd love to see a badger in the wild

Same for a red squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit the crypts in London and other countries.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d like to go camping somewhere scenic in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have flown a Spitfire. I can die happy..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Dunno whether it means I'm boring or if it means I've been successful in my life goals, but I can't think of a single thing to put on a bucket list. These days smaller things seem more important, like just sitting by a river on a warm afternoon and watching the ducks go by.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"I would like to explore the London Sewers."

sounds interesting and up your street as its full of shit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wild camping, off the cuff, in the UK. I did Dartmoor on a planned camp once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jury service "

Im with you there. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really enjoyed watching Ozzie gold hunters.

Would love to have a go at prospecting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take part in a boxing or mma fight.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d like to partake in an archeological dig that has interesting finds.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like to be a nude still life model.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Walk round the coastline of the isle of wight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to punch Piers Morgan"

There's a very long queue for that

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I want to eat olives and enjoy them. Never happened yet but I'm still hopeful!

Mrs TMN x

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Find a job I don't get bored of after 6 months in.

Pablo

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By *westUKguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Get a meet on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a go on one of those railroad handcars you often see in Westerns. The ones where two of you pump the big seesaw type lever to make it go.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

And, I’d like to busk, and stop when I’ve earned a pound. And maybe be in a plane crash

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd like some really fancy socks... I bet they'd feel lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno whether it means I'm boring or if it means I've been successful in my life goals, but I can't think of a single thing to put on a bucket list. These days smaller things seem more important, like just sitting by a river on a warm afternoon and watching the ducks go by."

Not a single thing?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I would like to explore the London Sewers.

sounds interesting and up your street as its full of shit"

Most sewers are, whatever the geography.

Besides, every once in a while I like to briefly swap the affluent with the effluent. But only briefly.

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