FabSwingers.com forum: Anal

By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it? 'The doctor asked.'

Actually, yes, I do.

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No... I rather like it.

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if That's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians and lawyers come from.'

By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Rolex

My neighbours, the two 25 year old blonde lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a new Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a woman goes to the doctor ..

" oh doctor ive goit a problem with me avery "...

"you avery" says the doctor looking a little confused ..

" yes she says me avery " and points downstairs .....

"oh i see ... u mean ur ovaries ( yes im aware thats prolly spelt worng ) ok .. well pop on the table and we'll havea look for you" ..

the woman abliginly removes her knickers hopes up on the table and opens wide .....

"ahhh" exclaims the doctor " i can see why you call it your avery ......youve had a cock-a -too up there ....