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"Oh no. That’s so annoying. And they take ages!" Then all eight get ripe at once  | |||
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"Microwave medium 30 secs or Brown bag with a ripe banana inside, might be ready for tomorrow x" I haven't tried microwaving them, I'll give that a go, thank you. I don't have a banana or come to that a brown paper bag  | |||
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"suggestions on what to do with them. ordered mangoes in my delivery and got six kiwi fruit and just left them sitting as not fantastically keen on them as a raw fruit" the kiwis were a substitute for the mangoes - idiot store! | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen? "Put them near some banners  | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put them near some banners "Just had thoughts of father Ted,and a "down with that sort of thing" banner | |||
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"Oh no. That’s so annoying. And they take ages! Then all eight get ripe at once "Haha yep. And you don’t fancy one anymore | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put them near some banners "I haven't got any bananas at the moment I'm afraid | |||
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"Oh no. That’s so annoying. And they take ages! Then all eight get ripe at once
Haha yep. And you don’t fancy one anymore "Exactly! | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put them near some banners
I haven't got any bananas at the moment I'm afraid "oh I've got no banana's  | |||
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"Pop them in your bra and chat softly to them. Makes some things soften and others harden Worth a try "I did once keep a chicken egg warm in my bra until I could get it into the airing cupboard. It hatched too | |||
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"Sit on them hen style and they should be ready in 2 hours. " You want me to sit on eight kiwi fruits for two hours  | |||
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"According to reports on news its hard to get some fruits and veg so take them which every way they come." Maybe I'll put them on eBay | |||
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"Pop them in your bra and chat softly to them. Makes some things soften and others harden Worth a try
I did once keep a chicken egg warm in my bra until I could get it into the airing cupboard. It hatched too"
That's what you call a clucking good result | |||
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"Pop them in your bra and chat softly to them. Makes some things soften and others harden Worth a try
I did once keep a chicken egg warm in my bra until I could get it into the airing cupboard. It hatched too
That's what you call a clucking good result " | |||
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"Top tip: Until they do eventually ripen (about ten years from now…) why not use them in a fascinating and rewarding arts and craft project in the meantime? Simple take eight pipe cleaners and stick them, four either side, into your kiwi fruit and voila! A scarily realistic tarantula that will simultaneously serve to both impress and repulse all friends and family "Do you know, I honestly don't know why I didn't think of that | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put them near some banners
Just had thoughts of father Ted,and a "down with that sort of thing" banner " | |||
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"I love Kiwi Fruit but rarely buy them because you never know if they are going to be sweet or not " Squeeze before you buy... | |||
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"I love Kiwi Fruit but rarely buy them because you never know if they are going to be sweet or not " They can be bitter especially bit they're hard when you buy them. | |||
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"I love kiwi fruit but turns out they aren't mean't to make your mouth itchy, ate them for years thinking that was normal " allergic reaction | |||
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"I love kiwi fruit but turns out they aren't mean't to make your mouth itchy, ate them for years thinking that was normal allergic reaction "Yup pretty much! I have no clue why I didn't twig either | |||
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"I love kiwi fruit but turns out they aren't mean't to make your mouth itchy, ate them for years thinking that was normal allergic reaction
Yup pretty much! I have no clue why I didn't twig either "Probably because you thought that's what kiwi fruit did | |||
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"Have you got anything else to add to them to make a smoothie? Beard" Apples, oranges, pineapple, mango, cherries and papaya. It might come to smoothie yet. | |||
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"Have you got anything else to add to them to make a smoothie? Beard Apples, oranges, pineapple, mango, cherries and papaya. It might come to smoothie yet." The big question is do you also eat the skin? Beard | |||
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"Have you got anything else to add to them to make a smoothie? Beard Apples, oranges, pineapple, mango, cherries and papaya. It might come to smoothie yet. The big question is do you also eat the skin? Beard" Not kiwi, orange, mango or pineapple | |||
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"Oh dear - are they in season? I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help? " It might if I had a banana or a bag .
I will give them a couple more days and it'll be the microwave, smoothie or compost route | |||
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"Oh dear - are they in season? I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help? It might if I had a banana or a bag .
I will give them a couple more days and it'll be the microwave, smoothie or compost route "Threaten them with any of those and they might ripen quicker | |||
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"Oh dear - are they in season? I find they are either watery +tasteless or like bullets on the rare occasion i buy them Would putting them with a banana in a brown paper bag help? It might if I had a banana or a bag .
I will give them a couple more days and it'll be the microwave, smoothie or compost route
Threaten them with any of those and they might ripen quicker "They're looking at me from the fruit bowl now, I might give them a stern talking to. | |||
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"My workmates think I'm a tad weird, as I like to eat Kiwi Fruit whole, furry skin included " ooo doesn't it make you shudder? | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen? "Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker | |||
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One firey mouth later in reaction to whatever pesticides were on the skin ..... and I ended up walking home with a melting icecream smooshed in my mouth to ease the burning | |||
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"My workmates think I'm a tad weird, as I like to eat Kiwi Fruit whole, furry skin included
ooo doesn't it make you shudder?"No, having "hairy fruit" in my mouth doesn't make me shudder | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker"I don't have any bananas | |||
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"Haven't eaten one since I was a child. I once helped myself to a kiwi from the shopping as we were waiting on my mum to pay.... Big mistake
One firey mouth later in reaction to whatever pesticides were on the skin ..... and I ended up walking home with a melting icecream smooshed in my mouth to ease the burning "Oh no! No wonder you don't want to eat them | |||
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"Not before they shrivel up and look sickly." I think that will happen to these | |||
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"My workmates think I'm a tad weird, as I like to eat Kiwi Fruit whole, furry skin included
ooo doesn't it make you shudder?
No, having "hairy fruit" in my mouth doesn't make me shudder " ya' devil! | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas "This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes... | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes... "Good luck finding a tomato! | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes...
Good luck finding a tomato!"I just traded my last tomato with some dodgy bloke on here selling a Ford fiesta | |||
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"Bought kiwi fruits and they're hard. Will they ever ripen?
Put a ripe banana in beside them, they will ripen quicker
I don't have any bananas
This could create a banana shortage with people using them to ripen kiwis or tomatoes...
Good luck finding a tomato!
I just traded my last tomato with some dodgy bloke on here selling a Ford fiesta " | |||
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