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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

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You're F¹rst!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello Noctural Friends.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Goodnight my Fab friends.

Off to bed, alas alone, but girding my loins for my Quest tomorrow.

Enjoy the rest of the night

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!"

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Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and midnight....

I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday ..

I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Hello Noctural Friends. "

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Hello my most resplendent Pocket-sized Ròckét!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today?

Hello there, I had a lovely afternoon with an old friend. How have you been? Hope your weekend is going wonderfully.

It is pdg so far ! I scored lots of crafting equipment today for free which is super exciting

I also tried... and FAILED.... to teach myself to crochet.. I started on the beginners drinks coaster... Had to skip the coaster and go straight to the drinks "

Ooh a round thing is a hard place to start I think. Get the hang of a nice long chain first. Then do a few backwards and forwards rows getting used to the different stitches. Then a granny square.

That said, my daughter wasn't massively impressed with my crochet teaching skills and learned from Bella Coco on YouTube."

My mum tried to teach me, but she is a leftie and I'm a rightie

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Goodnight my Fab friends.

Off to bed, alas alone, but girding my loins for my Quest tomorrow.

Enjoy the rest of the night"

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Peaceful slumber, my dear friend.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

There once was a woman called Sprockett,

Who put strands of her hair in a locket.

She gave it to Nero,

Her personal hero,

So he bears it with pride, in his pocket.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

Too right, Mr F&B.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening brother Nero and midnight....

I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday ..

I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....

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Good evening Brôther Åsh †

I hope -midnight- will indeed announce the midnight hour. I think she's gone to the galley to make a warm cup of Øvaltine™.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"There once was a woman called Sprockett,

Who put strands of her hair in a locket.

She gave it to Nero,

Her personal hero,

So he bears it with pride, in his pocket."

•

Our resident minstrel has finally blossomed like a neglected flower in the wall garden.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

Too right, Mr F&B. "

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Shush you!

Just because you've got a new home with a resident maid and butler....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Sleepily in for seconds

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Sleepily in for seconds

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Sloppy ²nds, KC²?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Noctural Friends. "

Sprockett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

I've given up on the previous thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodnight my Fab friends.

Off to bed, alas alone, but girding my loins for my Quest tomorrow.

Enjoy the rest of the night"

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!

•

Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice!"

Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life."

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Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett"

Midnight

Waves wildly

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

I've given up on the previous thread

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That's ok. I haven't given up on you though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening brother Nero and midnight....

I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday ..

I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....

Good evening Ash & lorna.... You are our 42nd posters and you win a packet of jaffa cakes

I have my eye on the big hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening brother Nero and midnight....

I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday ..

I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....

•

Good evening Brôther Åsh †

I hope -midnight- will indeed announce the midnight hour. I think she's gone to the galley to make a warm cup of Øvaltine™. "

I had to have a lie down

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life.

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Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?

I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sleepily in for seconds

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Sloppy ²nds, KC²?"

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleepily in for seconds

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Sloppy ²nds, KC²?"

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life."

We all love seconds

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!

•

Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice!

Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant

•

And, prey tell oh fåir maiden, do you still go Dutch or have you resorted to the gentleman's privilege?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

I've given up on the previous thread

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That's ok. I haven't given up on you though.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™."

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Good evening brother Nero and midnight....

I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday ..

I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....

Good evening Ash & lorna.... You are our 42nd posters and you win a packet of jaffa cakes

I have my eye on the big hand

Thank you...I will open the jaffa cakes when you announce midnight's midnight hour ....

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life.

•

Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?

I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me. "

•

I fear your carte blanche will be MístyPèaks and LíttlèBírd on each arm and then you will glide through those hallowed walls with ease and no hindrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x"

Utterly exhausted from all the fingering

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? "

I have grapes available.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening brother Nero and midnight....

I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday ..

I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....

Good evening Ash & lorna.... You are our 42nd posters and you win a packet of jaffa cakes

I have my eye on the big hand

Thank you...I will open the jaffa cakes when you announce midnight's midnight hour ....

Omg... the pressure

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life.

•

Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?

I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me.

•

I fear your carte blanche will be MístyPèaks and LíttlèBírd on each arm and then you will glide through those hallowed walls with ease and no hindrance."

That is a delightful image. I had no idea they were members.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x

Utterly exhausted from all the fingering

Goodness! What a predicament. You'd better lie down here whilst I fan you with palm leaves x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

Tart

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x

Utterly exhausted from all the fingering

Goodness! What a predicament. You'd better lie down here whilst I fan you with palm leaves x"

Oh my

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

Tart

She's a warm one

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

•

And you, dear lady, are doing a sterling job! X

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!

•

Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice!

Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant

•

And, prey tell oh fåir maiden, do you still go Dutch or have you resorted to the gentleman's privilege?

I never kiss and tell!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? "

•

I think she will be up for that, attired in the finest toga dress, feeding you grapes and •snuff• (bring your own Rizla™).

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other. "

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Evening all

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

•

I think she will be up for that, attired in the finest toga dress, feeding you grapes and •snuff• (bring your own Rizla™).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all"

Evening the man who owns the best mirror ever

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

Tart

She's a warm one

Like a warm apple pie

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

•

And you, dear lady, are doing a sterling job! X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other. "

Offtt love a multi tasker!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......"

How big were they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

Oiii!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

Tart

She's a warm one

Like a warm apple pie

A little less sticky than that

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x"

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Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

First!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......"

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes! "

Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes! "

Just concentrate on fanning me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x

•

Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward."

Splendid! Chocolate always makes my clothes fall off. It's a problem in Spar

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First! "

Oooo you get the hob nobs that we found down the back of the sofa

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

Oiii! "

I'll let you borrow my fan

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!

Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it

Lie back and open wide, then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm poised

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"First!

Oooo you get the hob nobs that we found down the back of the sofa

Do I collect them from you or do you deliver?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!

Just concentrate on fanning me

Don't worry, I've got it covered. I'm an excellent multitasker.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world "

Rocket grapes?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x

•

Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward.

Splendid! Chocolate always makes my clothes fall off. It's a problem in Spar

•

Splendid! I'll take you to Fortnum & Mason; your whimsical clothe-dropping act should be done with a touch of class!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!

Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it

Lie back and open wide, then... "

Ok but you do the same after

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First!

Oooo you get the hob nobs that we found down the back of the sofa

Do I collect them from you or do you deliver?

I've teleported then... Slide your hand down the crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

Oh my gosh.. I won't lie, that gave me a little thrill

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life.

•

Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?

I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me.

•

I fear your carte blanche will be MístyPèaks and LíttlèBírd on each arm and then you will glide through those hallowed walls with ease and no hindrance.

That is a delightful image. I had no idea they were members."

•

They keep such secrets close to their bosoms.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Team Anal ?

Aha. I see I’ve arrived just in time for the classy part of the evening.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today?

Mrs TMN x

•

Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward.

Splendid! Chocolate always makes my clothes fall off. It's a problem in Spar

•

Splendid! I'll take you to Fortnum & Mason; your whimsical clothe-dropping act should be done with a touch of class!

Deal.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

^^ romance is still alive and kicking!

•

Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice!

Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant

•

And, prey tell oh fåir maiden, do you still go Dutch or have you resorted to the gentleman's privilege?

I never kiss and tell!"

•

She's free-loading again!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!

Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it

Lie back and open wide, then...

Ok but you do the same after

Seems only fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all"

•

Desi_maverick! Welcome to Noc'!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

I'm up for being on the attacking side

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

How big were they? "

Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"First! "

•

You're always ¹st in our hearts, Sprouty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

•

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world "

Do they not turn to mush?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

•

Bravø!!! Take a bow and do a curtsy!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos

•

Good evening!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Oh here we are... "

And *there* you are. Perfect.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

How big were they?

Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say

They don't sound like grapes

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

Happy midnight hour midnight!...

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

How big were they?

Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say

•

In essence what they're really asking is: would it fit into a sphincter?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

Pure narcissism, and I approve whole-heartedly. You have a Mirour of Princes, chére Minuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos

•

Good evening!"

Good evening young gentleman. It has been a while! How are you keeping? Any holibobs planned? I heard The Lake District is a great place to get away from city life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?"

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

How big were they?

Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say

•

In essence what they're really asking is: would it fit into a sphincter?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Oh here we are...

And *there* you are. Perfect."

•

Good evening RTG! Ånd here •you• are!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

How big were they?

Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say

They don't sound like grapes

I'll take a pic tomorrow and send. Honestly, they're bizarrely large for grapes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

Oooooooooooooooo

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

•

Said the nun to the Vicår †

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

I feel so special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

•

Bravø!!! Take a bow and do a curtsy!

I'd like to thank my family....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

And *there* you are. Perfect."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

Happy midnight hour midnight!...

Why thank you.. My first midnight hour

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

I'm up for being on the attacking side

You don't fancy being a wide receiver?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Good evening RTG! Ånd here •you• are!"

Temporarily, old chap. But present nonetheless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

I'm up for being on the attacking side

You don't fancy being a wide receiver? "

He does secretly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

I feel so special "

That's because you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

Pure narcissism, and I approve whole-heartedly. You have a Mirour of Princes, chére Minuit."

ROFL... I'm embracing my inner diva

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Good evening RTG! Ånd here •you• are!

Temporarily, old chap. But present nonetheless."

•

Ah, it's a fleeting-greeting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

Oooooooooooooooo

Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

I feel so special

That's because you are

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

Oooooooooooooooo

Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness

I wonder if they would be good in my rock cakes instead of dried fruit

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos

•

Good evening!

Good evening young gentleman. It has been a while! How are you keeping? Any holibobs planned? I heard The Lake District is a great place to get away from city life

•

I am keeping well. It has been a l o n g while. Nothing planned as of yet. I hope you are both well? How are those nipple piercings? Have they finally healed?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm embracing my inner diva

(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

I feel so special "

•

Enjoy it while you can; the feeling is ephemeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

Oooooooooooooooo

Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness

I wonder if they would be good in my rock cakes instead of dried fruit "

Try it! Roast for 25 mins 200°C

You can also use them as a base for roasted grape prosecco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm embracing my inner diva

(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)

What did you find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we are...

It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`

I feel so special

•

Enjoy it while you can; the feeling is ephemeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

•

I am keeping well. It has been a l o n g while. Nothing planned as of yet. I hope you are both well? How are those nipple piercings? Have they finally healed?

We are both well thank you. Insomnia is once again having my life though. The nipples are doing great, healing nicely although a quick rub wouldn't go amiss I reckon. We can celebrate 12 months of decorated nipples in a few weeks

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!

Good evening buddy and everyone else

•

Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.

That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?

I have grapes available.

Just saying

I'm happy to indulge

Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.

Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me

I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really

We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......

On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world

Do they not turn to mush?

One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears

Oooooooooooooooo

Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness

I wonder if they would be good in my rock cakes instead of dried fruit

Try it! Roast for 25 mins 200°C

You can also use them as a base for roasted grape prosecco! "

Well that's about how long they usually cook for so will give it a try

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm embracing my inner diva

(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)

What did you find

I'm starting with word endings. It's enlightening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry nocturnalers... So far i have bought you smut, crochet, narcissism and now cookery recipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm embracing my inner diva

(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)

What did you find

I'm starting with word endings. It's enlightening.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I'm embracing my inner diva

(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)

What did you find

•

...an upmarket and somewhat urbane hair salon in High Street Kensington. Have you had your hair done, midnight?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sorry nocturnalers... So far i have bought you smut, crochet, narcissism and now cookery recipes

Standard nocturnal! Random

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Sorry nocturnalers... So far i have bought you smut, crochet, narcissism and now cookery recipes

•

And each of them represents a poisoned arrow from your quiver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm embracing my inner diva

(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)

What did you find

•

...an upmarket and somewhat urbane hair salon in High Street Kensington. Have you had your hair done, midnight?"

I have

It looks lush.. Like freshly squeezed blackberries

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Evening all

I did not know you were such a nightbird, Nic. x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Evening all

Good evening, beautiful Nic. Went the day well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a pleasure to be your wing man Nero

Goodnight nocturnalers, I bid you adieu

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

" I bid you adieu

And you. And you, and you. (And you.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

I did not know you were such a nightbird, Nic. x"

Isomnia is a good friend of mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening, beautiful Nic. Went the day well?"

Evening

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"It's been a pleasure to be your wing man Nero

Goodnight nocturnalers, I bid you adieu

•

Good night and peaceful slumber to this evening's zestiest fruit in the Nøcturnal orangery.

And thank you ever so much for your Nocturnal'ing and support!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

A late appearance

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hello Noctural Friends.

Sprockett

Midnight

Waves wildly

I've been drafted in to help the A team

Team Anal ?

I'm up for being on the attacking side

You don't fancy being a wide receiver?

He does secretly "

Don't we all?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"A late appearance

•

You missed -midnight- this evening, MístyPèaks! She did a grand job in co-hosting.

How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Insomnia is a good friend of mine lol

I’ve met her. We didn’t get on so well.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol"

•

It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening?"

Did you know we had a branch of the Groucho in Glasgow? It was quite the place at the end of the last millennium. Sadly missed. (Like myself, I vainly hope as I bid you all a good night.)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A late appearance

•

You missed -midnight- this evening, MístyPèaks! She did a grand job in co-hosting.

How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening?"

Grouchy club more like. I was in a bad mood. Thank god for good friends & good gin!!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

•

I am keeping well. It has been a l o n g while. Nothing planned as of yet. I hope you are both well? How are those nipple piercings? Have they finally healed?

•

Yes, I remember you 'telling' me about them last year.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening?

Did you know we had a branch of the Groucho in Glasgow? It was quite the place at the end of the last millennium. Sadly missed. (Like myself, I vainly hope as I bid you all a good night.)"

•

good night and sleep well!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol

•

It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.

I bet you say that to all the girls

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol

•

It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.

I bet you say that to all the girls "

•

I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.

So yes.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol

•

It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.

I bet you say that to all the girls

•

I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.

So yes.

Mine aren’t

. Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol

•

It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.

I bet you say that to all the girls

•

I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.

So yes.

Mine aren’t

. Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me

•

That's ok, I tend to focus on your décollatage.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Mine aren’t

. Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me

I love your bionic leg!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all

•

Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!

That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...

Lets pop it lol

•

It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.

I bet you say that to all the girls

•

I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.

So yes.

Mine aren’t

. Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me

•

That's ok, I tend to focus on your décollatage.

You’re in good company. Very few check out the pins.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Mine aren’t

. Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me

I love your bionic leg!"

. It’s quite fond of you too

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By *anastarMan
over a year ago

Harlow

Evening all...been my birthday today so the sugar is keeping me awake tonight lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all...been my birthday today so the sugar is keeping me awake tonight lol"

Happy Birthday x

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

MístyPèaks, should I do part 3 or call it a night?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Do it do it do it.

We need 3 !!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"MístyPèaks, should I do part 3 or call it a night?"

I think you’ve done a magnificent job & deserve to curl up in your four poster….

Sleep well, dear Emperor

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