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Saturday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™, co-hosted by -midnight-.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good evening folks!

Such a pleasure to be here this evening

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well good evening folks!

Such a pleasure to be here this evening "

Good evening -midnight-

Thank you for joining me this evening as the co-host for the Nocturnal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good evening everyone

XX

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Good evening PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster!

How was your Saturday?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all"

Good evening and hello Sïlkstrëss — You are tonight's ²nd poster! Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening "

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all,

Evening Midnight, happy to see you in good form this evening.

GF

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good evening late nighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".•°°"

Cute duckie... Why do duckies have feathers

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.... To cover their butt quacks

Here all night folks

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"Good evening all

Good evening and hello Sïlkstrëss — You are tonight's ²nd poster! Are you well? "

Thank you for the welcome, I'm very well indeed. How are you this lovely evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey "

Slutintraining66, Hey back! X

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening lovely co-hosts, evening lovely nocturnal folks

Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, can't beat the late night browsing and chatting. Love it makes the night much more interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme! "

Thank you and I trust you enjoyed your cod wrapped in prosciutto.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone

XX"

Good evening bitVçlaire! Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal Snug Bar. I have a glass (or two) of the finest for you....²

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all"

Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today?

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all,

Evening Midnight, happy to see you in good form this evening.

GF"

Evening felicitations, GentlemanFøx. Midnight has gone to powder her dainty little nose.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen."

Good evening Élèphantis, I shall take a peppering of your compliment and sprinkle the remainder over our glittering ladies and womenfolk.

Can you please man the helm of the Noc' for a moment as I crack open and decant a few dusty vintages?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Good evening PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster!

How was your Saturday?"

Good evening Nerö..•°°

My Saturday was noisy but fun. How was your Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening "

Good evening..... Did you receive your 3rd place nibbles yet?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening late nighters"

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well good evening folks!

Such a pleasure to be here this evening

Good evening -midnight-

Thank you for joining me this evening as the co-host for the Nocturnal! "

'tis my pleasure

I'm already behind

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"Good evening all

Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today? "

Hello there, I had a lovely afternoon with an old friend. How have you been? Hope your weekend is going wonderfully.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen.

Good evening Élèphantis, I shall take a peppering of your compliment and sprinkle the remainder over our glittering ladies and womenfolk.

Can you please man the helm of the Noc' for a moment as I crack open and decant a few dusty vintages?"

I would be honoured,sirrah, though I cannot hope to maintain an ounce of your style.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Cute duckie... Why do duckies have feathers

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.... To cover their butt quacks

Here all night folks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Good evening..... Did you receive your 3rd place nibbles yet? "

Was that nibbles...? Or did I mishear?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there....."

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

Good evening and hello Sïlkstrëss — You are tonight's ²nd poster! Are you well?

Thank you for the welcome, I'm very well indeed. How are you this lovely evening? "

We are all majestic and robust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey "

Hey! Happy Saturday.. Have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone

XX"

Good evening.. Have you had a delicious day ?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening lovely co-hosts, evening lovely nocturnal folks

Jx"

Co-host is entertaining the cohorts. And the honour is all mine.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all,

Evening Midnight, happy to see you in good form this evening.

GF"

Thank you.. My weekend is so much better than my dismal week.. Its all in the rear view mirror now

Hope you had a good day

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, can't beat the late night browsing and chatting. Love it makes the night much more interesting. "

t°pkn°t 9 - I bet you smell divine! There's a suede bar stool for you in the Nocturnal bar. We hope you're well?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme!

Thank you and I trust you enjoyed your cod wrapped in prosciutto. "

I did! And the creamed Leeks were superb.

However, did you know that -midnight- is actually a closet Chef, par excellence. Fact!

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By *alacious KittyWoman
over a year ago

variable

Good evening all x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well good evening folks!

Such a pleasure to be here this evening

Good evening -midnight-

Thank you for joining me this evening as the co-host for the Nocturnal!

'tis my pleasure

I'm already behind "

We all love your •behind•

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening everyone

XX

Good evening.. Have you had a delicious day ?"

Had a very lazy day. Mostly spent on these forums

XX

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all,

Evening Midnight, happy to see you in good form this evening.

GF

Thank you.. My weekend is so much better than my dismal week.. Its all in the rear view mirror now

Hope you had a good day "

Admin day today, but off to Quest in Leeds tomorrow afternoon.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone x"

Billie99, you've reached perfection. There's no need for a Billie1ØØ! Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen."

Here i am with a big O just in case

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen.

Good evening Élèphantis, I shall take a peppering of your compliment and sprinkle the remainder over our glittering ladies and womenfolk.

Can you please man the helm of the Noc' for a moment as I crack open and decant a few dusty vintages?

I would be honoured,sirrah, though I cannot hope to maintain an ounce of your style."

You are much endowed with panache, dear fellow!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Good evening PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster!

How was your Saturday?

Good evening Nerö..•°°

My Saturday was noisy but fun. How was your Saturday?"

I can't recall NåkedTwister™ being noisy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening late nighters"

Evening Rickshawed, hope you had a super day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovelies

11 days to the big 5 0 birthday .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say! "

I'm basking in everyone else's talent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme!

Thank you and I trust you enjoyed your cod wrapped in prosciutto.

I did! And the creamed Leeks were superb.

However, did you know that -midnight- is actually a closet Chef, par excellence. Fact!"

Glad to hear that. Midnight is a multi talented person for sure.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening xx"

Good evening VixenHubbyHerts! Your monochromatic portfolio of photographs are exemplary. I think they would be most suited adorned to the Nocturnal walls.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there....."

That's good news The addition of a ™ to your bungalow makes me think of Dick and Dom.

*whispers* bogeys

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lovely co-hosts, evening lovely nocturnal folks

Jx"

Hi JB!! Good day?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?"

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all "

I haven't seen Miss Lena for a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, can't beat the late night browsing and chatting. Love it makes the night much more interesting. "

What else is there to do in the evening if one is not purving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x"

Hi Billie, how is your evening going

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen.

Here i am with a big O just in case

"

You are deliciously generous as ever, O Mistress of the Velvet Skies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening xx"

Hi vixen, or is it hubbie??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Good evening..... Did you receive your 3rd place nibbles yet?

Was that nibbles...? Or did I mishear? "

....•°*

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx "

I'm glad Wales is not wearing sackcloth and ashes after succumbing to the dreaded Sais.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all

I haven't seen Miss Lena for a while! "

Sooo long, dearest. I haven't changed my username back yet! Been practicing my swing today, but sadly it only involved one small white ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there....."

Oh hellooo! Gosh you sound busy! Are things a little better or the same?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening lovely co-hosts, evening lovely nocturnal folks

Jx

Hi JB!! Good day? "

Yes thank you! Utterly lazy for me - coffee, comfy chair and reading. B has walked the dog, cooked dinner and been a general superstar. How about yourself?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

I've been meaning to ask, oh Cede: your lilac heels! Where are they from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight. "

Hello Måggy! Are you attending the Manchester So-Shall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say! "

Agreed. I loved it.

Sadly I didn't get the house to myself. I did want to get naked in the kitchen with baking ingredients, but difficult whilst living with 5 other family members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx "

What a body.

Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today?

Hello there, I had a lovely afternoon with an old friend. How have you been? Hope your weekend is going wonderfully."

It is pdg so far ! I scored lots of crafting equipment today for free which is super exciting

I also tried... and FAILED.... to teach myself to crochet.. I started on the beginners drinks coaster... Had to skip the coaster and go straight to the drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Good evening..... Did you receive your 3rd place nibbles yet?

Was that nibbles...? Or did I mishear? "

Nibbles

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say!

Agreed. I loved it.

Sadly I didn't get the house to myself. I did want to get naked in the kitchen with baking ingredients, but difficult whilst living with 5 other family members. "

We are all born naked, but everywhere are in chains.

Ahem. Sorry. A little fantasia creeping in.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all x"

°

g°°d ëvëning, Salacious Kitty. If I was to offer you my control panel — would you push all my right buttons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all "

Let me know if you need any help grinding.... I'm talking about seasoning for the nibbles of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone "

Hi Cede, hope you are enjoying your weekend so far

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight.

Hello Måggy! Are you attending the Manchester So-Shall? "

Hello Nero. Well there is two that makes it very confusing, well a bit confusing but I will be at the fab social, but not the lounge social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight. "

Oh what did you think?? It blew brain i didn't enjoy it as much as I thought i would

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all

I haven't seen Miss Lena for a while!

Sooo long, dearest. I haven't changed my username back yet! Been practicing my swing today, but sadly it only involved one small white ball. "

Well, a rose by any other name would still swing the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say!

Agreed. I loved it.

Sadly I didn't get the house to myself. I did want to get naked in the kitchen with baking ingredients, but difficult whilst living with 5 other family members.

We are all born naked, but everywhere are in chains.

Ahem. Sorry. A little fantasia creeping in."

You'll make me wank if you keep talking like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all x"

Hi kitty, hope you have had a good Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well good evening folks!

Such a pleasure to be here this evening

Good evening -midnight-

Thank you for joining me this evening as the co-host for the Nocturnal!

'tis my pleasure

I'm already behind

We all love your •behind• "

Plenty to go around

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening lovelies

11 days to the big 5 0 birthday . "

My oh my, the BIG 5·Ø·!

What are your Buffdåy plans, oh Willow²°°°...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all

Let me know if you need any help grinding.... I'm talking about seasoning for the nibbles of course "

I'm hoping the nibbles are provided well seasoned with a nice tingle on the tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone

XX

Good evening.. Have you had a delicious day ?

Had a very lazy day. Mostly spent on these forums

XX"

Do you feel enlightened

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening all

Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today?

Hello there, I had a lovely afternoon with an old friend. How have you been? Hope your weekend is going wonderfully.

It is pdg so far ! I scored lots of crafting equipment today for free which is super exciting

I also tried... and FAILED.... to teach myself to crochet.. I started on the beginners drinks coaster... Had to skip the coaster and go straight to the drinks "

Ooh a round thing is a hard place to start I think. Get the hang of a nice long chain first. Then do a few backwards and forwards rows getting used to the different stitches. Then a granny square.

That said, my daughter wasn't massively impressed with my crochet teaching skills and learned from Bella Coco on YouTube.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight.

Oh what did you think?? It blew brain i didn't enjoy it as much as I thought i would"

I actually really liked it. The trailer didn't really do it for me but heard good things, it was a bit confusing at the start but took me on an exciting journey

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

KC² - you've already received a warm welcome from the others, so here's mine.

(minus the Alopecia êyêlashes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all,

Evening Midnight, happy to see you in good form this evening.

GF

Thank you.. My weekend is so much better than my dismal week.. Its all in the rear view mirror now

Hope you had a good day

Admin day today, but off to Quest in Leeds tomorrow afternoon. "

Oh that sounds very exciting!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say!

Agreed. I loved it.

Sadly I didn't get the house to myself. I did want to get naked in the kitchen with baking ingredients, but difficult whilst living with 5 other family members.

We are all born naked, but everywhere are in chains.

Ahem. Sorry. A little fantasia creeping in.

You'll make me wank if you keep talking like that."

I have often loved the irony that the thought of restraints often leads to unrestrained passion.

When you return to England, will you swap the Celtic cross for a St. Andrew's one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lovelies

11 days to the big 5 0 birthday . "

Wowee, a wee babe

Are you planning to celebrate?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying "

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme!

Thank you and I trust you enjoyed your cod wrapped in prosciutto.

I did! And the creamed Leeks were superb.

However, did you know that -midnight- is actually a closet Chef, par excellence. Fact!

Glad to hear that. Midnight is a multi talented person for sure. "

I certainly know my way around an avocado

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all! "

·

Hello and warm greetings to G1987²°°°!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx

What a body.

Hi. "

Thank you and hi to you xx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?"

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello Everyone,

Hello Nerò

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say!

Agreed. I loved it.

Sadly I didn't get the house to myself. I did want to get naked in the kitchen with baking ingredients, but difficult whilst living with 5 other family members.

We are all born naked, but everywhere are in chains.

Ahem. Sorry. A little fantasia creeping in.

You'll make me wank if you keep talking like that.

I have often loved the irony that the thought of restraints often leads to unrestrained passion.

When you return to England, will you swap the Celtic cross for a St. Andrew's one? "

Yes. I will be a lesson for all those who do not know about St Andrew. I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx

I'm glad Wales is not wearing sackcloth and ashes after succumbing to the dreaded Sais."

Is this a rugby thing?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx "

Evening felicitations to averagecouple²ØØØ.

Åverage in denomination but superior in real life! We hope you are both well!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody. "

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"... off to Quest in Leeds tomorrow afternoon.

Oh that sounds very exciting! "

Yes, I hope it is going to be a good day. I have tried to persuade a few of my Fab friends to attend, but to no avail.

So it will be a tilt into the unknown.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx

I'm glad Wales is not wearing sackcloth and ashes after succumbing to the dreaded Sais.

Is this a rugby thing? "

Oh yes indeed! But all seems well in the Land of Our Fathers, so that's lovely.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight.

Hello Måggy! Are you attending the Manchester So-Shall?

Hello Nero. Well there is two that makes it very confusing, well a bit confusing but I will be at the fab social, but not the lounge social "

One day I shall find you on that yellow brick road, wherever it leads to, deviates or meanders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence."

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand."

This sounds like my school appraisals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

This sounds like my school appraisals. "

Also sounds like me trying to parent.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence."

Hitting the mark as always my friend. The lady does indeed entertain.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Gööd ëvëning Blu' — How dò you dó?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme!

Thank you and I trust you enjoyed your cod wrapped in prosciutto.

I did! And the creamed Leeks were superb.

However, did you know that -midnight- is actually a closet Chef, par excellence. Fact!

Glad to hear that. Midnight is a multi talented person for sure.

I certainly know my way around an avocado "

You'll have me on toast no doubt about it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In "

Hello F&B. .....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well good evening folks!

Such a pleasure to be here this evening

Good evening -midnight-

Thank you for joining me this evening as the co-host for the Nocturnal!

'tis my pleasure

I'm already behind

We all love your •behind•

Plenty to go around "

It's a merrier-go-round, or a derrière-go-round!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight.

Hello Måggy! Are you attending the Manchester So-Shall?

Hello Nero. Well there is two that makes it very confusing, well a bit confusing but I will be at the fab social, but not the lounge social

One day I shall find you on that yellow brick road, wherever it leads to, deviates or meanders."

Nero, you are indeed a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! "

Good evening.. Hope you had a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening from a very loud pub in Wale xx "

Evening - is there a band on?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

This sounds like my school appraisals.

Also sounds like me trying to parent. "

My mother, who is occasionally right, told me two things when I became a father which I think are verging on wisdom:

1) A parent is always wrong - make your peace with that.

2) Say yes whenever you can, but when you say no, mean it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I hope everyone is well this evening

Leedsfitguy — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! The Noc' is not the Noc' without you! Welcøme!

Thank you and I trust you enjoyed your cod wrapped in prosciutto.

I did! And the creamed Leeks were superb.

However, did you know that -midnight- is actually a closet Chef, par excellence. Fact!

Glad to hear that. Midnight is a multi talented person for sure.

I certainly know my way around Ocado™ "

Oh, you get your groceries from there as well!?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles."

I'm jealous of a sink. That's a first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

This sounds like my school appraisals.

Also sounds like me trying to parent.

My mother, who is occasionally right, told me two things when I became a father which I think are verging on wisdom:

1) A parent is always wrong - make your peace with that.

2) Say yes whenever you can, but when you say no, mean it.

"

I like your mum.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home. "

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

I'm jealous of a sink. That's a first. "

I must stop giving my sink a free assjob.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis "

Don't knock it!

I mean, I wouldn't go there but someone has to.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

This sounds like my school appraisals.

Also sounds like me trying to parent.

My mother, who is occasionally right, told me two things when I became a father which I think are verging on wisdom:

1) A parent is always wrong - make your peace with that.

2) Say yes whenever you can, but when you say no, mean it.

I like your mum."

She gave birth to my sister, which makes her kind of amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, my sartorially sexy, fashionably fabulous friends. So much breathtaking beauty already attends this lovely thread I may need oxygen.

Here i am with a big O just in case

You are deliciously generous as ever, O Mistress of the Velvet Skies."

Smoootthhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well. "

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Everyone,

Hello Nerò

"

My pocket rocket Sprockett²²! You are officially our furthest Nocturnalite, all the way from the land of Middle-Earth: New Zealand!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Oh hellooo! Gosh you sound busy! Are things a little better or the same? "

A bit better now that I can move about more. I stopped all the crazy pain meds because they just made me feel unbelievably crap. I'm trying to rehab myself, in the absence of actual professional help (bar my PT, who is guiding me from afar).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

This sounds like my school appraisals.

Also sounds like me trying to parent.

My mother, who is occasionally right, told me two things when I became a father which I think are verging on wisdom:

1) A parent is always wrong - make your peace with that.

2) Say yes whenever you can, but when you say no, mean it.

I like your mum.

She gave birth to my sister, which makes her kind of amazing."

She gave birth to you too. So that makes her kind of amazing. You're lovely.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well. "

Delighted to hear it...and from what you mentioned a while ago, I understand that a Young Folks' Home of their very own is on the horizon?

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"Good evening all

Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today?

Hello there, I had a lovely afternoon with an old friend. How have you been? Hope your weekend is going wonderfully.

It is pdg so far ! I scored lots of crafting equipment today for free which is super exciting

I also tried... and FAILED.... to teach myself to crochet.. I started on the beginners drinks coaster... Had to skip the coaster and go straight to the drinks "

Oooh free stuff is the best especially if it's useful to you - congratulations on your score!!

Hmmm...I feel strategically, going for the drinks is the best thing really as it's the weekend. Besides, if you drink quickly enough, surely there's no need for a coaster?

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By *M70Couple
over a year ago

fareham


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis "

We’ve joined the classy list lol , fairly regular Bognor Butlins frequenters ( adult weekends though )

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex."

Like Homes Under The Hammer with a Lemon twist. This needs to be a thing.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex."

Lemon, there are many fine sex venues in this house, but for example, the kitchen worktop is in full view of our son's bedroom door and the living area is open plan so you can't isolate the kitchen from the living room. Excellent for wheelchairs but crap for hiding from your offspring

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

She gave birth to my sister, which makes her kind of amazing.

She gave birth to you too. So that makes her kind of amazing. You're lovely. "

It's kind of unfair that you are so kind, on top of everything else. But...thank you. You are lovely, too, and your child is extremely lucky to have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

I'm jealous of a sink. That's a first.

I must stop giving my sink a free assjob. "

Does it clean better than Cilit bang?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

I'm jealous of a sink. That's a first.

I must stop giving my sink a free assjob. "

Some other inanimate object in lemon's house is about to get some!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Delighted to hear it...and from what you mentioned a while ago, I understand that a Young Folks' Home of their very own is on the horizon?"

That was a false alarm, it was full of damp. The "recently renovated to a high standard" was someone sloshing emulsion over the mould Back to square one for them. And us

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Very very late to the party. But good evening everyone, and may I say it’s very lovely to see so many of you.

Hope everyone’s having a fabulous evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex.

Lemon, there are many fine sex venues in this house, but for example, the kitchen worktop is in full view of our son's bedroom door and the living area is open plan so you can't isolate the kitchen from the living room. Excellent for wheelchairs but crap for hiding from your offspring "

Have you tried building a door on his roof and sending him to Hogwarts so you have some free time for anal activities?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex.

Like Homes Under The Hammer with a Lemon twist. This needs to be a thing.

J"

Dong Shui with a slice of Lemon. A new Channel 4 series.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles."

I can declare without compunction that I have smiled from ear to ear today. And I shall continue to smile when I board my choochoo from Euston Station on Monday!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex.

Like Homes Under The Hammer with a Lemon twist. This needs to be a thing.

J"

Ah one of my favourite morning shows. I used to watch it religiously before I had a child. Now it's all Paw Patrol and Peppa.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and Co hostess Midnight...

We have just been enjoying some ice cream while watching something on TV..

I hope you've both had a good Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

I'm jealous of a sink. That's a first.

I must stop giving my sink a free assjob.

Some other inanimate object in lemon's house is about to get some! "

Give me some inspiration and maybe I'll make a video!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

That was a false alarm, it was full of damp. The "recently renovated to a high standard" was someone sloshing emulsion over the mould Back to square one for them. And us "

Dammit all to hell widthways. More and more I think Mao had the right idea when it came to landlords.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Hitting the mark as always my friend. The lady does indeed entertain. "

We need more entertaining lådíes. Indeed, we require some Minstrels and Harlequins in the Nocturnal Snug Bar.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex.

Lemon, there are many fine sex venues in this house, but for example, the kitchen worktop is in full view of our son's bedroom door and the living area is open plan so you can't isolate the kitchen from the living room. Excellent for wheelchairs but crap for hiding from your offspring

Have you tried building a door on his roof and sending him to Hogwarts so you have some free time for anal activities?"

Is he too old for Hogwarts at age 20?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lovely co-hosts, evening lovely nocturnal folks

Jx

Hi JB!! Good day?

Yes thank you! Utterly lazy for me - coffee, comfy chair and reading. B has walked the dog, cooked dinner and been a general superstar. How about yourself?"

Sounds like a perfect day!

I found that a local bakery has expanded and opened a second shop around the corner, so i went and cleared them out of all of their vegan goodies

What are you reading?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. I hope you all are happy and healthy. I have watched Bullet Train tonight.

Hello Måggy! Are you attending the Manchester So-Shall?

Hello Nero. Well there is two that makes it very confusing, well a bit confusing but I will be at the fab social, but not the lounge social

One day I shall find you on that yellow brick road, wherever it leads to, deviates or meanders.

Nero, you are indeed a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was. "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

I can declare without compunction that I have smiled from ear to ear today. And I shall continue to smile when I board my choochoo from Euston Station on Monday!..."

I'm glad to hear that Nero.

I love a choochoo boarding, especially if the choochoo is taking you somewhere that makes you feel happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nocturnal greetings and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from The Bungalow™. It's been a busy day of in law visits, other family visits, The Tip and shopping. Boxes are slowly disappearing, we're getting there.....

Good evening, you charming pair! I'm so glad your one-floored pleasure palace is gradually becoming home.

We'd like to christen more than just our bedroom, but alas! There is Cock Blocking going on, courtesy of our resident house-guests. Open plan living has downsides when it's not just you living there!

But being serious for a mo, we're settling in well.

Aweee I'm glad to hear that lovely. It's all exciting and still new. You will have plenty of time to get a cock deep in your asshole in your new home. I always think sex is a bit boring confined to the bedroom. Bend me over the kitchen counter and call me Mabel. I will come to your house and tell you where the most ideal place is to have sex.

Lemon, there are many fine sex venues in this house, but for example, the kitchen worktop is in full view of our son's bedroom door and the living area is open plan so you can't isolate the kitchen from the living room. Excellent for wheelchairs but crap for hiding from your offspring

Have you tried building a door on his roof and sending him to Hogwarts so you have some free time for anal activities?

Is he too old for Hogwarts at age 20?! "

You're never too old for Hogwarts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody. "

Yo lemon, how is your username photo going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good evening Blu

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis

Don't knock it!

I mean, I wouldn't go there but someone has to. "

Very true. It was a veritable cornucopia of humanity. Mostly playing on the 2p machines

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I will teach them things that even I do not understand.

This sounds like my school appraisals.

Also sounds like me trying to parent.

My mother, who is occasionally right, told me two things when I became a father which I think are verging on wisdom:

1) A parent is always wrong - make your peace with that.

2) Say yes whenever you can, but when you say no, mean it."

Strangely enough, Thesp'... It took me years to realise my father was right and by which time I had a son who thought I was wrong.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody.

Lemonbuttercream - your video snippets are always so uber-hilarious and so down to earth.

You grace us with your presence.

Aweee thanks. I did love my dildo dance. I think it showed me for the skilled creative dancer that I am not.

I've just uploaded another one actually, but it's a bit more sexy I suppose. I'm trying anyway.

I hope you've been smiling lots lately Nero. And everyone else too. We love smiles.

I'm jealous of a sink. That's a first.

I must stop giving my sink a free assjob.

Some other inanimate object in lemon's house is about to get some!

Give me some inspiration and maybe I'll make a video! "

Top of the sofa like you're a cowgirl at the rodeo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight is currently •glowing• on the back of her recent successful and much celebrated Fab Photo Challenge!

Bravø, we åll say!

Agreed. I loved it.

Sadly I didn't get the house to myself. I did want to get naked in the kitchen with baking ingredients, but difficult whilst living with 5 other family members. "

Oh I'm gutted.... Hopefully you'll get an opportunity soon.. It's too delicious not to do

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis

We’ve joined the classy list lol , fairly regular Bognor Butlins frequenters ( adult weekends though )"

I miss the days of sneaking in there as a kid, there was a gap in the fencing by the rife

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis

We’ve joined the classy list lol , fairly regular Bognor Butlins frequenters ( adult weekends though )"

I imagine it would be pretty good without all the kids everywhere

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening lovely co-hosts, evening lovely nocturnal folks

Jx

Hi JB!! Good day?

Yes thank you! Utterly lazy for me - coffee, comfy chair and reading. B has walked the dog, cooked dinner and been a general superstar. How about yourself?

Sounds like a perfect day!

I found that a local bakery has expanded and opened a second shop around the corner, so i went and cleared them out of all of their vegan goodies

What are you reading? "

Should I Stay Or Should I Go? And 87 other serious answers to questions in songs by James Ball

Walking distance baked goods sounds amazing and dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In "

Yo..traded that fiesta yet?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis

We’ve joined the classy list lol , fairly regular Bognor Butlins frequenters ( adult weekends though )"

Gööd ëvëning DM70!! Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain.

Hello everybody. "

Good evening been on my hotlist for sometime, great watching the videos. So entertaining keep them up.

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By *M70Couple
over a year ago

fareham


"Good evening late nighters

Dêê - good evening! Are you well and dandy?

A sore throat is starting, but otherwise I'm dandy enough. Just fair worn out. We went away as a family for half term and got back yesterday. Fun, but rather wearying

Ah, it was ½ term week before last in London. Where did you go?

We're classy we are. We went to Butlins in Bognor Regis

We’ve joined the classy list lol , fairly regular Bognor Butlins frequenters ( adult weekends though )

I imagine it would be pretty good without all the kids everywhere "

Definitely, much , much better lol , booze , music and adult fun all weekend . Plus fancy dress , where else can you chat to a nun and a vicar about swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very sleepy now so I'm going to go to bed. My child was awake for four hours last night. Have children they said, it will be fun they said.

Sweet dreams to you all. Especially you, if you read this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can help with anyone who needs nibbling hello all

Let me know if you need any help grinding.... I'm talking about seasoning for the nibbles of course

I'm hoping the nibbles are provided well seasoned with a nice tingle on the tongue "

They are a little salty

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