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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure are simple x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sure are simple x "

This sounds like it’s not a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure are simple x

This sounds like it’s not a compliment. "

I just quoted what you said about yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's as difficult to meet a man able to make you laugh ,make you feel good, make you cum and is as happy to see me as my dog is

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

It shouldn't be that hard, yet somehow it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss "

Why the ones you met are that ugly that you don’t want to kiss them ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss "

You gotta try the frogs to find a prince

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's as difficult to meet a man able to make you laugh ,make you feel good, make you cum and is as happy to see me as my dog is

"

Do you want them to lick you when you bend down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be that hard, yet somehow it is. "

^ I say this a lot.

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By *oobsAreMyKryptoniteMan
over a year ago

Bicester

If your dog can do all that I hope you tickle his tummy afterwards!


"It's as difficult to meet a man able to make you laugh ,make you feel good, make you cum and is as happy to see me as my dog is

"

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Things will change when you start going to the organised socials Woody. You gotta meet a fair few in order to find your princess

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

You need to get to some socials, best place to start!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Things will change when you start going to the organised socials Woody. You gotta meet a fair few in order to find your princess "

I shall continue to carry this glass slipper with me then

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to get to some socials, best place to start! "

If there’s pretty women there, I am on my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height. "

^

Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"You sure are simple x

This sounds like it’s not a compliment. "

To be honest she does not sound like she's the brightest or wittiest either...

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Yup.

It really is that hard…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.

^

Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.

"

It’s not what they say, it’s what they don’t say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure are simple x

This sounds like it’s not a compliment.

To be honest she does not sound like she's the brightest or wittiest either..."

Could be worst ! I could be blonde imagine !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.

^

Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.

It’s not what they say, it’s what they don’t say "

Exactly. At least she tried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height. "

That might be the reason why my pants don’t fit in the leg.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.

^

Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.

"

That's not what I'm saying at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP "

The woke are coming.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

For me personally (mr) I'd never change who I am, nor the way i look for anyone and certainly not just to get a shag. Obviously my height I have no control over.. but the rest is down to me and how comfortable I am in myself

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP "

Maybe he just needs a string vest like yours?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP "
you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming. "

Be careful you may get yourself cancelled stay woke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "

Confession: you are on my hotlist. For your profile. What you say is clever, sensible, cheeky, makes sense, somewhat sexy.

Although yea, you do have some yummy photos, but that didnt drive me when i started to keep an eye on you.

Guess that answers, somewhat i like you for you.

But on an other note, i never ask for nudes, and like guys for who they are. And only then i would consider a fling or so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP "

*any resemblance to the thread title of anyone living or dead is purely coincidental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming. "

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

Maybe he just needs a string vest like yours?"

Or don’t string, then I could pull a woman …..

*groans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?" "

You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

Maybe he just needs a string vest like yours?"

I actually haven't worn it in public yet so maybe that's where I'm going wrong!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I’m at 25% so far so does that make me 25% attractive?

Beard

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "

I have a massive beard, I'm tall enough that I don't need to lie about it, and I have a cock to match.

It's the suit. It's definitely the suit where I'm going wrong. Only explanation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.

Confession: you are on my hotlist. For your profile. What you say is clever, sensible, cheeky, makes sense, somewhat sexy.

Although yea, you do have some yummy photos, but that didnt drive me when i started to keep an eye on you.

Guess that answers, somewhat i like you for you.

But on an other note, i never ask for nudes, and like guys for who they are. And only then i would consider a fling or so.

"

Somewhat sexy? can I put this on my profile.

And thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time."

Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

*any resemblance to the thread title of anyone living or dead is purely coincidental "

Too late... Blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ? "

Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?

Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight..."

Pm me

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Patience is the key .

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.

Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up "

As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

*any resemblance to the thread title of anyone living or dead is purely coincidental

Too late... Blocked "

Counter blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?

Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...

Pm me "

Don't pull that shite with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Patience is the key ."

Hahaha. your timing is perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m at 25% so far so does that make me 25% attractive?

Beard"

You are 25%beard? That’s a lot of hair!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I’m at 25% so far so does that make me 25% attractive?

Beard

You are 25%beard? That’s a lot of hair! "

No I have a beard, not tall, without a big penis and I don’t often wear suits. So that’s one out of 4 hence 25%

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.

Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then "

Skip the questionable chicken too and it's a deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m at 25% so far so does that make me 25% attractive?

Beard

You are 25%beard? That’s a lot of hair!

No I have a beard, not tall, without a big penis and I don’t often wear suits. So that’s one out of 4 hence 25%

Beard"

Maybe we need 4 fellas that offer one of everything. The ultimate mmmmf. your currently The Beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "

Yes you have to do all those things….can’t get away with one

Try being bald as well….then it’s impossible

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.

Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then "

No cookie sandwich at this one

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"Patience is the key .

Hahaha. your timing is perfect. "

Yes, it was as well

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

The suit works for me…

I guess it’s the equivalent of females wearing lingerie…

Although I do have a consider myself happier in jeans, t-shirt and boots sense of style on a daily basis.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.

Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then

Skip the questionable chicken too and it's a deal! "

I thought the same that chicken burger I had was rank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.

Yes you have to do all those things….can’t get away with one

Try being bald as well….then it’s impossible "

*Puts bic razor away.

I thought bald heads are cool.?

*narrator - they are in the wintertime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.

Yes you have to do all those things….can’t get away with one

Try being bald as well….then it’s impossible

*Puts bic razor away.

I thought bald heads are cool.?

*narrator - they are in the wintertime "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna have to go back to real street hustle i think,

"New jack swing style "

It aint cutting it behind the screen marlarkie!"

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?

I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "

With you on this one Woody. I’m very well aware that ‘woe is me’ isn’t attractive, but I’m feeling rather unloved and unlovable these days.

Not a ploy for sympathy, just venting I suppose (grumbling haha).

It’s a shame because I’m fucking fantastic company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.

Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then

No cookie sandwich at this one "

We're gonna miss you! I was going to get you that drink you love too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?

Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...

Pm me

Don't pull that shite with me "

Getting old

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?

Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...

Pm me

Don't pull that shite with me

Getting old "

Absolutely not, I'm just a more... erm... seasoned fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it "

It's good to drain a woman.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it

It's good to drain a woman.

"

It's important to keep them topped up on fluids as well though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a Ford fiesta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it

It's good to drain a woman.

It's important to keep them topped up on fluids as well though "

Well drain her pussy and then cum in her mouth.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?" "

It's usually"he IS a massive cock"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it

It's good to drain a woman.

It's important to keep them topped up on fluids as well though

Well drain her pussy and then cum in her mouth. "

I fucking you

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone! "

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!"

Width or length? I can give your flaps a good ole stretching’. Maybe attached them to a dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP

The woke are coming.

It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"

It's usually"he IS a massive cock" "

Ahhh I must've mis-read

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!"

I can shove my guitar headstock in your fanny as long as you make sure it's clean. Took ages to get the smell out last time

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!"

Everyone loves a gapping fanny!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Tis the dream - if it happens I'll have to keep them away from Specsavers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!

Width or length? I can give your flaps a good ole stretching’. Maybe attached them to a dog?"

I'd like that but my fanny lips are already dangling low I can't take anymore stretch in them or they'll be as hanging as my tits.

I'll take Pisceys guitar in my fanny hole.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!

I can shove my guitar headstock in your fanny as long as you make sure it's clean. Took ages to get the smell out last time "

Coincidentally I cleaned my fretboard with lemon oil just this evening.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i lie about my age cock size body,, look shit in a suit.. good sense of humour thow,,

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!

Width or length? I can give your flaps a good ole stretching’. Maybe attached them to a dog?

I'd like that but my fanny lips are already dangling low I can't take anymore stretch in them or they'll be as hanging as my tits.

I'll take Pisceys guitar in my fanny hole. "

It would make a great photo for fab

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?

Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!

I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!

I can shove my guitar headstock in your fanny as long as you make sure it's clean. Took ages to get the smell out last time

Coincidentally I cleaned my fretboard with lemon oil just this evening. "

I wasn't thinking about going that far in, might not come back out and I'm not having my guitar cut up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a dick, sometimes it is hard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Life is like a dick, sometimes it is hard "

Sometimes it's slightly shrivelled and to the left?

Poetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Life is like a dick, sometimes it is hard "

Best line in forum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life is like a dick, sometimes it is hard "

And It’s normally a woman’s fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss

Why the ones you met are that ugly that you don’t want to kiss them ? "

No I find it hard to actually meet guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss

You gotta try the frogs to find a prince "

Be good if the frogs turned up

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"...I’m very well aware that ‘woe is me’ isn’t attractive..."

^^^

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I think people can try too hard, which is often counterproductive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...I’m very well aware that ‘woe is me’ isn’t attractive...

^^^"

I’m very well aware attractive is just attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think people can try too hard, which is often counterproductive "

It is what it is! Keep moveing

What is meant will be. What not. Leave it well alone.

" An ounce of theory is worth a ton of action "

The net n phones a tool to message n meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...I’m very well aware that ‘woe is me’ isn’t attractive...

^^^

I’m very well aware attractive is just attractive. "

woods are you ok?? Fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection."

Spot on. If only the men would heed this info!!

Women would and do take real actiin when they really want something!! Take the looks and obvious away!

What is there really on offer!

Trust me been there!

They all the same beyond the basix war paint!!

Keep it moveing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection."

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss

You gotta try the frogs to find a prince

Be good if the frogs turned up "

All hott air and talk.

Less action im real life.

Thats most people for you! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection."

In fairness to my initial thread opener, it was more tongue in cheek rather than trying to decipher the conundrum of how women are attracted to a man.

I’d always assume IRL is a much easier way for ME to know if I liked someone compared to reading a profile and looking at photos. But I’m a dude (*true story)

Even talking more privately you get a feel for someone, if that makes sense.

I’ve stereotyped a woman’s attraction to what society says is fit. (mens health magazines and celebrities most attractive polls) I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection.

In fairness to my initial thread opener, it was more tongue in cheek rather than trying to decipher the conundrum of how women are attracted to a man.

I’d always assume IRL is a much easier way for ME to know if I liked someone compared to reading a profile and looking at photos. But I’m a dude (*true story)

Even talking more privately you get a feel for someone, if that makes sense.

I’ve stereotyped a woman’s attraction to what society says is fit. (mens health magazines and celebrities most attractive polls) I know. "

All a mental game

Play,beplayed ,dont play

" all will go back in the box " lol

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