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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you do if you woke up to find the person above naked in your bed

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"What would you do if you woke up to find the person above naked in your bed

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Panic as neither of us can accommodate so I would by definition be somewhere I should not be

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

squeak

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"squeak"

Give her a big cuddle

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By *ike 1978Man
over a year ago

kettering / Enfield

Say a silent thank you prayer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what wouldnt I do with her

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

whoops, i thought it was just finding the op in my ged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pinch myself to check I am not dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlock the gun cabinet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pinch myself to check I am not dreaming

Pinch myself.... To wake up from the nightmare....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"[Removed by poster at 05/01/13 16:21:17]"

I'd ask them why they withdrew their previous comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

We're with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

She said... Posting.... Hopefully....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

We're with you on that one

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Would you agree we shold have the option of being just a voyeur in these cases?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd be grinning like a Cheshire Cat

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

She said... Posting.... Hopefully....

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Have your hands warmed up yet?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow!! who nicked all the duvet x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I would warm my hands up ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

She said... Posting.... Hopefully....

Have your hands warmed up yet?;-)"

Siiiiii.... !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm my feet .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peek under the duvet

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have so learnt NOT to post on these threads... you just never know where you end up

We're with you on that one

Would you agree we shold have the option of being just a voyeur in these cases?;-)"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Peek under the duvet "

Steal her outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peek under the duvet "

Wave hello....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

theres room in my bed for two

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

oops and euro too

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wonder how the hell they got in my house. Then sack the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

And Euro.....!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

walks around fully dressed offering all participants tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peek under the duvet

Wave hello....

How can you wave with your had wrapped around your erm ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

walks around fully dressed offering all participants tea

And nibbles...???

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Peek under the duvet

Wave hello....

How can you wave with your had wrapped around your erm ...."
he is warming it...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

walks around fully dressed offering all participants tea

And nibbles...???

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Are you sure of the spelling of "nibbles"?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peek under the duvet

Wave hello....

How can you wave with your had wrapped around your erm ...."

Wasn't waving with mi hands....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

walks around fully dressed offering all participants tea

And nibbles...???

Are you sure of the spelling of "nibbles"?;-)"

I often wonder this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peek under the duvet

Wave hello....

How can you wave with your had wrapped around your erm ....

Wasn't waving with mi hands....

Whey hey

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

walks around fully dressed offering all participants tea

And nibbles...???

Are you sure of the spelling of "nibbles"?;-)

I often wonder this too"
I am told he is a man of many talents ...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres room in my bed for two

..... dives in.....

walks around fully dressed offering all participants tea

And nibbles...???

Are you sure of the spelling of "nibbles"?;-)"

Errr...No.... It's hard to hold me phone, type And wave with me "errrrm" at the same time...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

The ladies on this thread are organising a windmilling training course designed specifically for those situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ladies on this thread are organising a windmilling training course designed specifically for those situations.

Wooohooo... A weekend in Amsterdam....

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Well Hello- playtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/01/13 16:42:29]"

I'm off out shopping....... Youll be safe to post for an hour or so....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

put Queens shoes back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kick them both out so i can starfish in the middle of my bed again

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Puts Queens shoes back on and walks out sulking

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Puts Queens shoes back on and walks out sulking "

Ask you to come back & at least put kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you spiked my drink again ffs

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Would drink the spiked drink .....in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be worried cute would kick my arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be pleasantly surprised

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

would climd over cute to get to red

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"would climd over cute to get to red "

Only joking cute

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"would climd over cute to get to red

Only joking cute "

Still waiting for this brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stick the kettle on and have a chat

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

ask her whats for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

tell him there is fuck all for breakfast and not to call me a woman again

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"tell him there is fuck all for breakfast and not to call me a woman again

Ask them to pop to shop as run out of milk

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

can ya get me bread also

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Polish his head

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Polish his head

I think I'd done pretty well!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thank the Lord

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Thank the Lord"

Oh no!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Would squeeze in slowly so heavenly didn't fall out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank the Lord"
hide under the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why my bum hurts

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Wonder why my bum hurts

Did we ???

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Send him home and lock her in

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Learn to pick locks

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Learn to pick locks "

Get ready for round 2...

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Learn to pick locks "

Mastered the locks & already back in

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Learn to pick locks

Get ready for round 2...

Round 2 & 3

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Let him watch while all us girls get filthy

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Waits to help clean up the girls

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Take more pics of her walking up stairs mmmm

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Walk upstairs very slowly

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

Throw the cam and chase her

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Oh dear I've tripped and hurt my ankle ....

Well it always works in the films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my self very lucky I believe

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Think my self very lucky I believe

Whip off her black balaclava for a closer look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

push his boundaries

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"push his boundaries

Pmsl my arse is out if bounds

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

*of

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Reads his porfile and see it says he likes anal , then drops a hint to Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank the lord i have a kingsize bed

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Thank the lord i have a kingsize bed"

We're gonna need a bigger bed

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Gets on her knees and pays thanks to the good lord for tease's bed

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Gets on her knees and pays thanks to the good lord for tease's bed "

Smacks bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hope the mrs likes her bum smacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puts Queens shoes back on and walks out sulking "

Ha ha break your neck in my shoes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puts Queens shoes back on and walks out sulking

Ha ha break your neck in my shoes xx "

Prise the shoes off and give a lovely foot rub .... your feet must be sore in them killed heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them to stop snoring

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Tell them to stop snoring

Ask her to leave her boots on in bed

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Tell them to stop snoring

As well as whispering what AMAZING breasts she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if they were ready for round 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask if they were ready for round 2?

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Would say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them to stop snoring

As well as whispering what AMAZING breasts she has

Thank you, snuggles up behind your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo now would you like to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo now would you like to know

Be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo now would you like to know

Be gentle

Haha I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo now would you like to know

Be gentle

Haha I might

Good job I have my chasity belt on today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sending for a locksmith...

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Ask her to put the rest of the wonder woman outfit on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roll over say 'afternoon bourbon' roll back over n go to sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol I would hope for lots of kisses

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"roll over say 'afternoon bourbon' roll back over n go to sleep lol "

I wouldn't let you go back to sleel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puts Queens shoes back on and walks out sulking

Ha ha break your neck in my shoes xx

Prise the shoes off and give a lovely foot rub .... your feet must be sore in them killed heels

Hmmm would be rude to refuse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a big snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if they had a permanent shadow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shy, only appear privately

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

have no idea as dont know what he looks like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mmmmm would not be able to keep my hands to myself what a voluptous body :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nip down the doctors to get a test for rohypnol(spelling?)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say Donald where's your troosers

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