FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Correct title

Let's have some Saturday evening entertainment, you know the score..

Pick a mate

Spread some love and filth

Let's gooooo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

^its been a while since I said that!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll spread filth as easily as spreading chocolate spread on testicles

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in for a bit and happy to be someone's mate

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'll spread filth as easily as spreading chocolate spread on testicles

Or toast

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Count us in with bells on

Beard

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In and filters dropped so we can play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Listen up Rickshawed..

Can you tell Mrs _ickshawed I'd like to interfere with her wonderful boobs.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Listen up Rickshawed..

Can you tell Mrs _ickshawed I'd like to interfere with her wonderful boobs.

Interfere? Does that involve strawberries and cream? If so I'm in. I'm hungry

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey Rickshawed, some post just dropped in my box...

Please tell Rickshawed that I fancy them more than pickled onion Monster Munch x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m in. Been a tough few months and I’m in need of some cheering up. Happy to be postie

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A rather dirty lady has asked for this to be made public knowledge.

Oh Joe Beans

Your bellend gleams

I can't wait to swing on your cock like a monkey in the trees

Even though we haven't met yet

I'm so horny, I can taste your gooch sweat

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Matey ….. blue n bubbly in the bath

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, I ALWAYS love these. Fun, good-natured flirting makes the weekend go with a swing - as it were.

Very happy to pass on messsages - and of course receive them, if I'm lucky enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, I don't think anyone fancies me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh, I don't think anyone fancies me

Oh, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, and happy to play Postie

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A rather dirty lady has asked for this to be made public knowledge.

Oh Joe Beans

Your bellend gleams

I can't wait to swing on your cock like a monkey in the trees

Even though we haven't met yet

I'm so horny, I can taste your gooch sweat"

So romantic

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m only sporadically in. Bit busy tonight but I don’t want to miss out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MissYeuxBleus incoming..

Please pass on a huge phwoar and eyelash flutter to MissYeuxBleus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh what a good way to liven up my Saturday night. I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hey there MissYeuxBleus

My sexy mate wants you to know it's great to see your....ummm face again. You have been missed x

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By *ertfordshiremaleMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey MissYeuxBleus my horny mate fancies you, he said:

"Tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ve missed her beautiful face around here."

He's a stud muffin!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

In for a little while

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a feeling our Welsh officionado of toilet selfies is going to be popular tonight.

Another message incoming for her, from a very glamorous lady:

"helo i fy hoff fabber cymraeg o bosib"

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Love this game and happy to play postie too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot mate wants this passed on

Little Liaisons,

Would you kindly put...

Your red lipstick from your gob

All over my big hard nob?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Listen up Tinder and the Beard, my sexy, poetic friend wants you to know...

Tinder and Beard

I want to peep through your curtains, does that make me weird?

Don't worry I'll just have a silent wank

I'll be gone as soon as I've emptied my spunk tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey LittleLiasons this bit of filth has just landed. My mate says:

"Can you please tell LittleLiaisons that my cock is twitching at thought of her lowering herself into me and that although she's might be little, she's definitely tall enough to ride this ride

Oo err missus

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

In for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Happy to deliver some messages

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

Dinas Powys

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot poet mate has this offering for MissYeuxBleus

I missed you, fancy a snog?

I could be a prince, who looks like a frog

But take a chance, on one of the men

You won't regret it, when you climax again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coo-ee, Tempting Twosome, my dapper mate says I have to tell you

"she is very sexy and does have at least 1 admirer x"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Poetry is in the air tonight

For TemptingTwosome 2 (F)

The things I'd do for you

If I had you alone, I'd wriggle and moan

And we'd kiss, fumble, and screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds interesting what's the rules haven't played this one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coo-ee, Tempting Twosome, my dapper mate says I have to tell you

"she is very sexy and does have at least 1 admirer x" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poetry is in the air tonight

For TemptingTwosome 2 (F)

The things I'd do for you

If I had you alone, I'd wriggle and moan

And we'd kiss, fumble, and screw

Are you a wriggly worm?

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone pretend to be my mate and tell littleliaisons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds interesting what's the rules haven't played this one before

Send a secret message to someone on the thread to post on your behalf

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh my little wounded and sad heart

is feeling better already. You lot are so lush . Xx

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I have a message from a hottie, 'Can you ask Woody B when he's going to play his instrument for me?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds interesting what's the rules haven't played this one before

Send a secret message to someone on the thread to post on your behalf

got it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Hey Rickshawed, some post just dropped in my box...

Please tell Rickshawed that I fancy them more than pickled onion Monster Munch x"

Oooft. You have exquisite taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hot mate wants this passed on

Little Liaisons,

Would you kindly put...

Your red lipstick from your gob

All over my big hard nob?"

My gobs all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in for a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey LittleLiasons this bit of filth has just landed. My mate says:

"Can you please tell LittleLiaisons that my cock is twitching at thought of her lowering herself into me and that although she's might be little, she's definitely tall enough to ride this ride

Oo err missus

Ride Sally rideeeee

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m always in for this one.

Send me your poems, outpourings & filthy thoughts

Mrs

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Listen up Tinder and the Beard, my sexy, poetic friend wants you to know...

Tinder and Beard

I want to peep through your curtains, does that make me weird?

Don't worry I'll just have a silent wank

I'll be gone as soon as I've emptied my spunk tank "

Do be careful you don't slip on the ladder rung

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rickshawed you lucky cow..

Can you please tell Rickshawed that there's a party in my pants and her tits are invited. She can come too... but bring her tits

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message from a little hottie

Joystick joystick MCR

Why do you have to live so far

Teasing us all covering that cock

But you always show us your food stock

Lets play a game with that mighty stick

There's no word play here, I mean that DICK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Missy listen up..

Tell missyeuxblue there's plenty of boob snuggles and chest rug to snuggle up to and cheer her up if she wants it

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in. Could do with a bit of a flirtatious fun.

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

I’m in

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By *ertfordshiremaleMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Message for leo lux from a sexy fairy....

Tell Leo lux I’d like to see him in a tux!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cherrybomb you're up..

Could you tell Ch3rry Bomb80 that I'm jealous of the sights his mirror gets to see

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed you lucky cow..

Can you please tell Rickshawed that there's a party in my pants and her tits are invited. She can come too... but bring her tits

My tits and I are inseparable

. Is there room in those pants for a party, or are they already full up?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey Misty, my gorgeous mate just passed me a note...

Can you please tell MistyPeaks that I'd love to climb all over her and I know that when I reach the summit, she would leave me breathless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherrybomb you're up..

Could you tell Ch3rry Bomb80 that I'm jealous of the sights his mirror gets to see

"
m

maybe you could be the mirror instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm thinking our forum challenge pic might not render us particularly fanciable

. Might have to change our profile pic to something a bit more seductive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message from a hottie, 'Can you ask Woody B when he's going to play his instrument for me?'"

Ooohhh. Maybe I need an audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JennyTV

I sexy sexy friend has just told me ….

She doesn’t have a TV in her bedroom, but she imagines it would be fun

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Throwing my hat into the ring

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

incoming message :

please can you tell little liaison that my appreciation of her pic is anything but little

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Hey Misty, my gorgeous mate just passed me a note...

Can you please tell MistyPeaks that I'd love to climb all over her and I know that when I reach the summit, she would leave me breathless

I have a spare asthma pump…

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I think my friend has been at the sherry …

Please don't tell Wonko that he's not blocked. Unless he's in, and then he might be.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

My postbox is bursting

Please let MrMonkey know that he looks so dapper in that tux I'll have to insist he keeps it on, and just put my wandering hand inside it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A stunning woman from a stunning couple wants Joe Beans to know that he looks so good in clothes it's almost a shame to pull them off. But, reassuringly, she promises that she'd manage somehow.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Please could you tell

Lucyfur, maybe I’d like to throw my lips at yours to see what would happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

I'm in, but I don't think anyone fancies me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, Elephant's, My mate says:

"that fun, good-natured flirting would only be the start...

You're in fella!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Hey, Elephant's, My mate says:

"that fun, good-natured flirting would only be the start...

You're in fella!"

Thank you, anonymous lovely person! I do like a good beginning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JennyTV

I sexy sexy friend has just told me ….

She doesn’t have a TV in her bedroom, but she imagines it would be fun

Just repeats mainly, to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Please could you tell

Lucyfur, maybe I’d like to throw my lips at yours to see what would happen. "

Dammit, if im not intrigued...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mscheryl

It would seem one of your admirers

Would like you to know the following:

MsCheryl

It wasn't pointless, i read it and I hope you will text.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A stunning woman from a stunning couple wants Joe Beans to know that he looks so good in clothes it's almost a shame to pull them off. But, reassuringly, she promises that she'd manage somehow.

I wouldn't put up much of a struggle to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mscheryl

It would seem one of your admirers

Would like you to know the following:

MsCheryl

It wasn't pointless, i read it and I hope you will text.

Reveal yourself and I may text you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message from a little hottie

Joystick joystick MCR

Why do you have to live so far

Teasing us all covering that cock

But you always show us your food stock

Lets play a game with that mighty stick

There's no word play here, I mean that DICK

Can anon provide me with their nearest club or hotel for deep dickens please and thanks?

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cookie, a sexy admirer wants you to know...

Can you tell Cookie she makes my ears erect?

Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mscheryl

It would seem one of your admirers

Would like you to know the following:

MsCheryl

It wasn't pointless, i read it and I hope you will text.

Reveal yourself and I may text you "

Brave asking a guy to reveal himself on fab!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie, a sexy admirer wants you to know...

Can you tell Cookie she makes my ears erect?

Ta muchly "

That must be with my dulcet tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mscheryl

It would seem one of your admirers

Would like you to know the following:

MsCheryl

It wasn't pointless, i read it and I hope you will text.

Reveal yourself and I may text you

Brave asking a guy to reveal himself on fab!"

I won’t text you sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

JulieandBeef time for some meat..

Can you tell Julieandbeef that they are definitely fanciable and I hope to bump into them In a club

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Incoming message from a rather hot admirer: MissYeuxBleus

I’m no build a bear but if you need a real man with hair on his chest for cuddlefucks - holla back girl

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Incoming message :

Miss Cheryl you definitely should upload some more pictures from ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"incoming message :

please can you tell little liaison that my appreciation of her pic is anything but little "

That's a lovely way of saying you've got a hard on.. thank you

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Can you please tell MsCheryl that her posts really make me laugh and her cynical sense of humour is right up my street. She can set me to rights anytime she wants

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

And I’m out I’m afraid.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"JulieandBeef time for some meat..

Can you tell Julieandbeef that they are definitely fanciable and I hope to bump into them In a club

Thank you mystery admirer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play postie between work calls

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ch3rry bomb, a sexy lady says...

Please could you tell Ch3rry bomb I'd let him bomb my cherry...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Incoming message from a rather hot admirer: MissYeuxBleus

I’m no build a bear but if you need a real man with hair on his chest for cuddlefucks - holla back girl

Hairy chest cuddlefucks are my weakness!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Message for miss blues :

your pics and videos are awesome shane your so far away as I have a big hairy chest and would love cuddle fucks with yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for miss blues :

your pics and videos are awesome shane, your so far away as I have a big hairy chest and would love cuddle fucks with yourself xx"

Don’t think her name is Shane

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in; happy to be postie also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm out now, enjoy

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Message for miss blues :

your pics and videos are awesome shane, your so far away as I have a big hairy chest and would love cuddle fucks with yourself xx

Don’t think her name is Shane "

sorry apologises as I just copied and pasted I’m assuming it should of read shame perhaps ???

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm out now, enjoy

enjoy your night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for miss blues :

your pics and videos are awesome shane, your so far away as I have a big hairy chest and would love cuddle fucks with yourself xx

Don’t think her name is Shane

sorry apologises as I just copied and pasted I’m assuming it should of read shame perhaps ??? "

Did you copy and past this message from your fab guy account ?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out now, enjoy

Thank you op. Such good fun.

I’m also now out.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I maybe a bit um well half way

But as ever I'm your friendly postie

I never get a fancie

So I'm here in my shorts delivering the love

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

I'll be in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Message for miss blues :

your pics and videos are awesome shane, your so far away as I have a big hairy chest and would love cuddle fucks with yourself xx

Don’t think her name is Shane "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out now, enjoy

Ttfn

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yo Harlot, listen up! My sexy mate says...

Could you tell Harlot O'Scara that I'm still waiting for her to take me up her aisle of wonder...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Yo Harlot, listen up! My sexy mate says...

Could you tell Harlot O'Scara that I'm still waiting for her to take me up her aisle of wonder..."

Is it the middle aisle of Aldi? That is certainly full of wonder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message from a rather hot admirer: MissYeuxBleus

I’m no build a bear but if you need a real man with hair on his chest for cuddlefucks - holla back girl

Hairy chest cuddlefucks are my weakness!

I’ll send you my location in 7 years (age filters)

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Message for miss blues :

your pics and videos are awesome shane, your so far away as I have a big hairy chest and would love cuddle fucks with yourself xx

Don’t think her name is Shane

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming…

Could you please tell Elephantis I would like to taste his coq au vin

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm in

Free postage available

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Another one for the gorgeous Harlot:

Can you tell Harlot

You are the most amazing webbed toed six fingered got cnut there is (cnut maybe cunt in altered text)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one for the gorgeous Harlot:

Can you tell Harlot

You are the most amazing webbed toed six fingered got cnut there is (cnut maybe cunt in altered text)"

Don’t blame him, he lives in a cave and can’t spell

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

From an eloquent man of the lounge

Julie and Beef you are are just some of the loveliest people and I bet they'd be fun to share a Green Fairy with.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Incoming…

Could you please tell Elephantis I would like to taste his coq au vin"

Let me know when you are coming over. I'll decant a bottle just for you.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Late but in

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Another one for the gorgeous Harlot:

Can you tell Harlot

You are the most amazing webbed toed six fingered got cnut there is (cnut maybe cunt in altered text)

Don’t blame him, he lives in a cave and can’t spell

Fucking autocheck

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"From an eloquent man of the lounge

Julie and Beef you are are just some of the loveliest people and I bet they'd be fun to share a Green Fairy with."

That does sound fun. We can either go for traditional absinthe or Kylie in Moulin Rouge

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By *XXDREAMMan
over a year ago

sudbury

"I’m in. Been a tough few months and I’m in need of some cheering up. Happy to be postie

Kindly pop yourself in the post for me then

Not sure I’m playing this game right haah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ch3rry bomb, a sexy lady says...

Please could you tell Ch3rry bomb I'd let him bomb my cherry..."

oh … now we’re talking

cherries and cream could be served

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm out now, thank you those who posted those lovely messages and if you want to reveal yourselves then please feel free

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"From an eloquent man of the lounge

Julie and Beef you are are just some of the loveliest people and I bet they'd be fun to share a Green Fairy with.

That does sound fun. We can either go for traditional absinthe or Kylie in Moulin Rouge

A combination of the two sounds ideal.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in, happy to be postie.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Lots of people I'd love to mention, but I've lost track of who is still taking messages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of people I'd love to mention, but I've lost track of who is still taking messages..."

The woman just above said she does

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I’m here too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Incoming for Daisy (I love your red top btw). A handsome guy would like you to know:

Could you please tell Daisy179 that I'd happily make a daisy chain with her anytime.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Always happy to deliver some love and help be a matchmaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Still not in

Well that's just rude after I went out of my way to not send you a message.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Anyone want me

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By *b750Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A message for Kaitonel from an astonishingly alluring woman: you need to change your profile pic to one in uniform, complete with handcuffs...

You lucky constable, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late message for Desi_maverick from a woman with two tits :

Let me blow your yogurt canon

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[knickers Removed by poster at 25/02/23 22:48:47]"

Way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for wildblond69 :

I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

FAO MsCheryl

Display picture gives me damsel in distress vibe. I think could save her from that tower but a soft landing is unlikely

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Message for wildblond69 :

I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx"

Best ever xx

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Message for wildblond69 :

I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx

Best ever xx

There’s a quote I am stealing and keeping. Whomever wrote this. Congratulations. Truly!

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Late message for Desi_maverick from a woman with two tits :

Let me blow your yogurt canon "

Please do

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

I’ll have a go, I’m in

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

In!

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By *outhman15Man
over a year ago

southampton

Im in x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Everyone’s mates are still in bed

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By *hostheman1972Man
over a year ago

tipperary

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to be postie again but think everyone is still in bed

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

Am i too late or too early

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

ooh can I join x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's the final countdown

Du du du du

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boom

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