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This is not what I thought it was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love singing! So I was really excited when I stumbled across this site. But it’s totally not what I thought!

I expected a site full of Fab Singers…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can sing! We can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I take it that's a microphone on your dp not a penis?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You'd be amazed by the noises I can make

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can sing! We can multitask"

I thought I could multitask once. Turns out scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count. Who knew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd be amazed by the noises I can make "

I’d love to hear..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I take it that's a microphone on your dp not a penis?"

Nope. That’s my vuvuzela!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We can sing! We can multitask"

Sing while we swing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can sing! We can multitask

I thought I could multitask once. Turns out scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count. Who knew "

What if you scratch my balls and your own balls whilst changing the channel???.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Can't sing, can't dance, but can undo a bra with one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can sing! We can multitask

Sing while we swing!"

Sounds like a Gameshow!

Just no Rylan or Mikey Bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can sing! We can multitask

I thought I could multitask once. Turns out scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count. Who knew

What if you scratch my balls and your own balls whilst changing the channel???."

Let's try it and find out

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Do yer balls jingle then OP?

Somewhere to hang yer triangle then & play when yer put on yer Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells album then....? LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing in the shower lol

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Op, its a good job you ere not surfing for singer machines.....

Mind you, you could sew & sing & bobs yer uncle you've made a willy warmer in less than 30 mins!!! Scored. Back of the net!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Can't sing, can't dance, but can undo a bra with one hand "

I hope you have that on your CV

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Swing is my favourite musical genre

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"So I take it that's a microphone on your dp not a penis?

Nope. That’s my vuvuzela! "

Don't you mean.

Vulvazela

I'll get my coat

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can't sing, can't dance, but can undo a bra with one hand

I hope you have that on your CV "

In the skills section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your microphone looks bent mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Akon - lonely

Bobby vinton - Mr Lonely

you know the words so sing along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your microphone looks bent mate"

Don’t worry Adonis it’s all in working order.

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