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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m not one to brag, but I have tomatoes, cucumbers…in fact I have a fridge full of salady type stuff. And, I know where to get more, off the ration.

So, ladies, please form an orderly queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Am a salad dodger anyway

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’m not one to brag, but I have tomatoes, cucumbers…in fact I have a fridge full of salady type stuff. And, I know where to get more, off the ration.

So, ladies, please form an orderly queue.

"

I've never had a problem getting salad stuff......... I got toms and cucumbers this morning ......

I've heard the news n all that but never seen a shortage

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I Am a salad dodger anyway "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oh .....and lettuce

No probs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m not one to brag, but I have tomatoes, cucumbers…in fact I have a fridge full of salady type stuff. And, I know where to get more, off the ration.

So, ladies, please form an orderly queue.

I've never had a problem getting salad stuff......... I got toms and cucumbers this morning ......

I've heard the news n all that but never seen a shortage"

None in my Tescos granny. Most upsetting. I love my salad

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m not one to brag, but I have tomatoes, cucumbers…in fact I have a fridge full of salady type stuff. And, I know where to get more, off the ration.

So, ladies, please form an orderly queue.

I've never had a problem getting salad stuff......... I got toms and cucumbers this morning ......

I've heard the news n all that but never seen a shortage

None in my Tescos granny. Most upsetting. I love my salad "

A T-Bone makes an excellent substitute

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m not one to brag, but I have tomatoes, cucumbers…in fact I have a fridge full of salady type stuff. And, I know where to get more, off the ration.

So, ladies, please form an orderly queue.

I've never had a problem getting salad stuff......... I got toms and cucumbers this morning ......

I've heard the news n all that but never seen a shortage

None in my Tescos granny. Most upsetting. I love my salad

A T-Bone makes an excellent substitute "

I need it with salad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked up a lovely beef tomato to go with my tea tonight at the market.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

What shortage?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Dammit look like I won't be tossing the salad then.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Has your man come up short in the salad department, honey?

Well salad daddy has got you baby, salad daddy has what you need. Oh yeah...

(to be read in the voice of Barry White)

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport


"Has your man come up short in the salad department, honey?

Well salad daddy has got you baby, salad daddy has what you need. Oh yeah...

(to be read in the voice of Barry White) "

That reminds me of that Rolling stones number 'I Can't get no salad action'

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ladies, I'm afraid I can't keep pace with all the private messages offering the most filthy sexual services in exchange for fresh salad.

I'm shocked at some of the offers, shocked I tell you.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I've got six cherry tomatoes and some asparagus. Any lovely ladies want to pop round for an oral experience?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

We've got toilet roll.

Three years ago you'd be queuing up.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

A shortage of cucumbers?

What are people on social media going to use to scare the shit out of cats with now???

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