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By *aGaGagging for it OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The UK Citizenship Test seems to be pretty tough, as well as having some bizarre, obscure and irrelevant questions. It makes you wonder how anyone can be expected to pass it and also if born and bred Brits with decent general knowledge could even pass it.

Just for fun, look up an online 'organisation' that does 'citizenshiptests', give the test simulator a go and share your result, either pass / fail, or how many times it took you to pass..... and no cheating!

Me - 6 times to pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried the first one that came up on google lituktest.com .

Got 22/24 on the 1st go for a pass but oh my word what do some of those have to do with being a good uk citizen ?

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By *aGaGagging for it OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *aGaGagging for it OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I tried the first one that came up on google lituktest.com .

Got 22/24 on the 1st go for a pass but oh my word what do some of those have to do with being a good uk citizen ? "

Well done. You can stay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried the first one that came up on google lituktest.com .

Got 22/24 on the 1st go for a pass but oh my word what do some of those have to do with being a good uk citizen ?

Well done. You can stay!"

Some of them were more luck than knowledge lol

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Wearing coats in the middle of Summer?

Shorts in the Winter?

You in!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I did the real thing in 2019 and seem to have been given an easy set of questions.

There is a bunch of ridiculous stuff in there too, I will say.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Lucky for me I never have to take it , being a born n bred proud English man

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I did the real thing in 2019 and seem to have been given an easy set of questions.

There is a bunch of ridiculous stuff in there too, I will say."

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Did they ask you to whistle "Rule Britannia" and "Land of Hope and Glory"...backwards?

If not, then back to the Clipper Ship for you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I did the real thing in 2019 and seem to have been given an easy set of questions.

There is a bunch of ridiculous stuff in there too, I will say.

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Did they ask you to whistle "Rule Britannia" and "Land of Hope and Glory"...backwards?

If not, then back to the Clipper Ship for you. "

Absolute silence in the test room thank you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I did the real thing in 2019 and seem to have been given an easy set of questions.

There is a bunch of ridiculous stuff in there too, I will say.

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Did they ask you to whistle "Rule Britannia" and "Land of Hope and Glory"...backwards?

If not, then back to the Clipper Ship for you.

Absolute silence in the test room thank you "

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Sounds like a Smear Test.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"I tried the first one that came up on google lituktest.com .

Got 22/24 on the 1st go for a pass but oh my word what do some of those have to do with being a good uk citizen ? "

Passed with 19 but what a load of rubbish

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

22/24 I failed on two questions related to Scotland. The test I did wasn’t easy but for example.

Where was Shakespeare born ?

Haggis found in which country ?

Battle of Britain was fought where ?

How often are PMQ’s ?

Who built the Tower of London ?

Not easy but there are a choice (most of the questions) of four answers.

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

I believe there was a website that provides 45 mock sets, and all questions came from those when my friend took the test.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"I believe there was a website that provides 45 mock sets, and all questions came from those when my friend took the test."

There are. Born here but tried it. Failed. Was hoping to get deported to somewhere better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried the first one that came up on google lituktest.com .

Got 22/24 on the 1st go for a pass but oh my word what do some of those have to do with being a good uk citizen ? "

Tried it 17 out of 24. Straight back on the boat to wherever I came from

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Wow... some of these are actually really irrelevant.

How many ski centres are there in Scotland?

Which of these is a famous classical music event in the UK?

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For even many UK-born and raised citizens, both these questions have no significance!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone who was going to be taking it showed one to me and I got all questions correct except two. One was a political one that I knew but had a brain-fart moment.

Some of the questions I remember thinking how strange to ask that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear the real test is a trick.

You turn up, and theres a "delay" getting into the room.

They then see

A) if you queue politely

B) talk about the weather

C) blame the wait in brexit, the Tories, the last labour govenment, wokeism (or anything that is totally irrelevant)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

passed 2nd time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear the real test is a trick.

You turn up, and theres a "delay" getting into the room.

They then see

A) if you queue politely

B) talk about the weather

C) blame the wait in brexit, the Tories, the last labour govenment, wokeism (or anything that is totally irrelevant)

"

The only real test that matters

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wow... some of these are actually really irrelevant.

How many ski centres are there in Scotland?

Which of these is a famous classical music event in the UK?

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For even many UK-born and raised citizens, both these questions have no significance!"

I did think the test was a load of old bollocks when I took it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I just got 19 out of 24. Two of the questions I didn't read properly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My Dad's GF passed it in 2019 but remember her practising and thinking what a load of old cobblers.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Failed! No point in doing again as it gives answers so b cheating lol x

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I passed the first time.

Surprised me, too!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My Dad's GF passed it in 2019 but remember her practising and thinking what a load of old cobblers. "

I remember being struck in the exam prep materials, that there was more material to study on the Milk Snatcher than almost any other topic. It was wildly disproportionate.

Citizenship as a Tory wank project? Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A better test for citizenship would be compulsory private insurance for health care and pension, then it would only attract those who wish to work. Before you all cry bigot the Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians, I work with, speak better and write English and certainly are more efficient than most of the English

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I passed the sample test first time, 19 out of 24 but some guesses involved. A load of bilge, just one example being: WTF does the geology of the islands 10,000 years ago have to do with modern-day citizenship? This country really is ruled and administered by a bunch of cretins.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"A better test for citizenship would be compulsory private insurance for health care and pension, then it would only attract those who wish to work. Before you all cry bigot the Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians, I work with, speak better and write English and certainly are more efficient than most of the English"

How is their punctuation?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"A better test for citizenship would be compulsory private insurance for health care and pension, then it would only attract those who wish to work. Before you all cry bigot the Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians, I work with, speak better and write English and certainly are more efficient than most of the English"

Um nope it wouldn't!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A better test for citizenship would be compulsory private insurance for health care and pension, then it would only attract those who wish to work. Before you all cry bigot the Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians, I work with, speak better and write English and certainly are more efficient than most of the English

How is their punctuation?"
There is one too many comma Adolf well spotted.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

19 out of 24. Yes very obscure but loving history helped.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The first question on my real test was something like, what is the name of the cricket match England hold against Australia?

As an Australian cricket fan, I would have howled with laughter if I hadn't been frisked to enter the test room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"A better test for citizenship would be compulsory private insurance for health care and pension, then it would only attract those who wish to work. Before you all cry bigot the Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians, I work with, speak better and write English and certainly are more efficient than most of the English

How is their punctuation? There is one too many comma Adolf well spotted. "

You think that's all that was wrong? Dear me, whoever you want to call me.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I failed "

Keep it quiet or Suella will have you on the next plane.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

19/24, some of those questions were just weird though.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

17/24 I fucking failed!

What sort of question for a citizenship test is -

Who directed Chariots of Fire?

I've never even seen the film, it's the one Vangelis did the theme for right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I failed "

You are therefore not British

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I failed "

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He's Punjabi... ^

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

YAY I passed.

What do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had this debate with colleagues, the home office and a lawyer.

No one at work has passed the online test. The lawyer isn't impressed by the dribble of it either.

I am trying to gain citizenship and luckily I don't need to complete the test - otherwise I'd fail well and truly.

F

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"22/24 I failed on two questions related to Scotland. The test I did wasn’t easy but for example.

Where was Shakespeare born ?

Haggis found in which country ?

Battle of Britain was fought where ?

How often are PMQ’s ?

Who built the Tower of London ?

Not easy but there are a choice (most of the questions) of four answers. "

Seems like they are confusing citizenship suitability with knowledge.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

20/24 and passed.

Guessed a couple. Knew most but the four I got wrong? Fucking pointless.

Please deport me somewhere sensible and warm......

A

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"YAY I passed.

What do I win?"

A shiny blue passport

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