FabSwingers.com forum: Are you all d*unk?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't even remember when I last had a drink.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Got to stay hydrated

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm having a drink

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Sorry... I really can't handle me tea!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Maybe they weren't written by Englishers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ay autocorrect likes to help me participate

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

It is Friday night

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Sorry... I really can't handle me tea!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Maybe they weren't written by Englishers "
Priceless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they weren't written by Englishers "

LOL. Most people who have English as a 2nd language make a better fist of it than us natives do.

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Exactly what he said. Posted the same message twice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even remember when I last had a drink."

You've d*unk that much, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banoffe French vanilla. Taste like someone put a biscuit in my drink.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Maybe they weren't written by Englishers

LOL. Most people who have English as a 2nd language make a better fist of it than us natives do."

40 years ago I went to school with 3 Chinese brothers. One younger, one older and one my age.

All three won the various awards for 7 years straight for best results in Irish language.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ay autocorrect likes to help me participate

It's a team effort, gold medals all round.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm on the wine... Fucking shitty week... Fuck it lol

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Ay autocorrect likes to help me participate

My autocorrect leads me ashtray becauze when i misspell a word it tinks that is the correckt way to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banoffe French vanilla. Taste like someone put a biscuit in my drink. "

Is that your drink, or what3words location you're being held captive at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banoffe French vanilla. Taste like someone put a biscuit in my drink.

Is that your drink, or what3words location you're being held captive at?"

Tim Hortons lad - treat yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not d*unk per se I am however having a warm up for Sunday COYBIG

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the wine... Fucking shitty week... Fuck it lol "

In that case have an extra one on me. Bottle, that is.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm on the wine... Fucking shitty week... Fuck it lol

In that case have an extra one on me. Bottle, that is. "

Thank you very much

cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not d*unk per se I am however having a warm up for Sunday COYBIG

The rugby? Easy win for Ireland, for to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banoffe French vanilla. Taste like someone put a biscuit in my drink. "

Now i want to lick a willie that has been dunked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the wine... Fucking shitty week... Fuck it lol "

Me too!!! thank fuck the week is over.. Hope next week is better for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now i want to lick a willie that has been dunked

Probably worth being more specific. I'm not volunteering.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I'm noyd Drighlington promizf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i want to lick a willie that has been dunked

Probably worth being more specific. I'm not volunteering."

Banoffe French vanilla Dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there?"

It’s Friday night we are all pissed. My grammar is crap but I’m great at sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm noyd Drighlington promizf

czy ty jestes Polakiem?

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there?

It’s Friday night we are all pissed. My grammar is crap but I’m great at sex

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what a reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s Friday night we are all pissed. My grammar is crap but I’m great at sex

Priorities people, priorities. Right here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My coffee is going down a treet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My coffee is going down a treet

Your coffee is going down a canned meat product?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My coffee is going down a treet

Your coffee is going down a canned meat product?

Soz, my spellin' is all funnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m completely samshed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My

Soz, my spellin' is all funnie

Honestly, that might all be the correct spelling in the north.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My

Soz, my spellin' is all funnie

Honestly, that might all be the correct spelling in the north. "

Ey up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m completely samshed

Hi Sam Shed, I'm dad.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m 70% there reckon by 10.30 I’ll be smashed

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there?"

quite a lof of drenk. Lol!

Ok proper English:

I am trolling you, the Original Poster.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Ay autocorrect likes to help me participate

I have used my mobile for Fab so much the autocorrect now suggests breasts and pussy with alarming regularity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ey up

I'm teasing. But if I'm typing too fast for you to read, just say so.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ey up

I'm teasing. But if I'm typing too fast for you to read, just say so.

Sorry but we don't speak French

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I’m completely samshed

Are you now?? Lmao.. I'm on my way lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ay autocorrect likes to help me participate

I have used my mobile for Fab so much the autocorrect now suggests breasts and pussy with alarming regularity.

Daddy is my most used word.. And i have neither children nor a father

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

quite a lof of drenk. Lol!

Ok proper English:

I am trolling you, the Original Poster.

Well quite. One was wondering if some degree of insincerity was implied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Daddy is my most used word.. And i have neither children nor a father

Not with that attitude you don't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have used my mobile for Fab so much the autocorrect now suggests breasts and pussy with alarming regularity.

My autocorrect predictions are incriminating. I clean them out sometimes. I clean the predictions too some other times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i want to lick a willie that has been dunked

Probably worth being more specific. I'm not volunteering.

Banoffe French vanilla Dick! "

Al gone now. Doughnut cock toss as an alternative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there?"
It's Friday currently a imperial peanut butter hefeweizen. I might get stupid later. Currently working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there? It's Friday currently a imperial peanut butter hefeweizen. I might get stupid later. Currently working on it."
Might get some technical difficulties later. Please stand by.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've It's Friday currently a imperial peanut butter hefeweizen. I might get stupid later. Currently working on it."

Later? Ok, sure, we'll let you have that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might get some technical difficulties later. Please stand by."

Babel fish on standby.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Autocorrect has a lot to answer for and possibly some get confused by some of the images that they see on here where the brain stops functioning properly I've suffered this affliction on occasion

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Yez, rum and mixerd, lots kf ghdm. Sl cosy hetr.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm slowly getting there on bacardi. I had a sleep early and forgot I'd already been on the vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting having Kraken. Getting there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've It's Friday currently a imperial peanut butter hefeweizen. I might get stupid later. Currently working on it.

Later? Ok, sure, we'll let you have that one."
Sorry I am American and not proper enough. You know us heathens it's a given you going to judge the pronunciation. No biggie for me used to the pomp and circumstance.

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By *onda Coxor2Woman
over a year ago

nosey cunt.

Had a bottle of wine, moving onto the gin

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy all.. no drink here I'm up early for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bottle of wine, moving onto the gin

Cheers!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, on my 3rd red stripe so getting there

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

No, don't like the feeling of been d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, don't like the feeling of been d*unk.

XX"

Same here .. I don't mind been tippsey but not d*unk .. its to dangerous,I like to be in control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, don't like the feeling of been d*unk.

Same here .. I don't mind been tippsey but not d*unk .. its to dangerous,I like to be in control "
tipsy and d*unk is a fine line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well, on my 3rd red stripe so getting there"
Try and keep coherent sentences as to not offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well, on my 3rd red stripe so getting there Try and keep coherent sentences as to not offend anyone

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me offend never. But being d*unk on here is dangerous

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By *wlondonladMan
over a year ago

london

Yep I’m d*unk hence why beyond here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sober as a judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the pint down and step away from the keyboard and no one gets hurt.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn Dave you deleted 3 times just be tipsy like others

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sorry because im d*unk x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry because im d*unk x"

I think you win this thread. Collect your medal from the front desk.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

quite a lof of drenk. Lol!

Ok proper English:

I am trolling you, the Original Poster.

Well quite. One was wondering if some degree of insincerity was implied."

I'm sincere but I'm also perverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite a lof of drenk. Lol!

Ok proper English:

I am trolling you, the Original Poster.

Well quite. One was wondering if some degree of insincerity was implied.

I'm sincere but I'm also perverse.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"sorry because im d*unk x

I think you win this thread. Collect your medal from the front desk."
,, why thank you,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry because im d*unk x

I think you win this thread. Collect your medal from the front desk.,, why thank you,,"
lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm now dr*nk. I went to bed and got up again and had more. I'm thinking of having beans on toast but not sure I can cook it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm now dr*nk. I went to bed and got up again and had more. I'm thinking of having beans on toast but not sure I can cook it"
Food !!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I can confirm that I am currently d*unk. Burp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can confirm that I am currently d*unk. Burp!"

It's friYAY

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Nope I was drinking Heineken 00s

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By *aisingflourMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

On the spirits tonight, finished the Jack Daniels now on my second vodka.

I'm surprised I can still see my phone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I didn't realise how much I was drinking since my partner died. I think I need help. Today I drank half a litre of vodka and had a sleep now I've drank three quarters of a litre of bacadi and god knows how many fags I've had. This has been going on since october

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't realise how much I was drinking since my partner died. I think I need help. Today I drank half a litre of vodka and had a sleep now I've drank three quarters of a litre of bacadi and god knows how many fags I've had. This has been going on since october"

I drink very little, so to me that sounds like a lot.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

No, but interesting bug on the site that doesn't censor that word in the list of forum topics but does when you enter the thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink very often, but when I do I drink loads. Usually 8 cans then onto the dark rum.

Wake up on the floor somewhere in the house and then spew up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I drink very little, so to me that sounds like a lot.

I'm not a professional, but I'd be happy to listen while you vent if you have nobody else to do that for you. My messages are open anytime and I've no idea who or where you are - so no ulterior motives."
Thankyou. I'm OK ok today. It just hit me last night how much I've been drinking. I have a support worker and will have an honest chat with her this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankyou. I'm OK ok today. It just hit me last night how much I've been drinking. I have a support worker and will have an honest chat with her this week"

Glad to hear that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Talking to your support worker sounds like a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't even remember when I last had a drink."

I don’t even remember replying to half of them…..

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Just started drinking wish me luck

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I am

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over a year ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Only on life fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately it's just the way I am.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I very much intend to, moving on to gin as I type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very much intend to, moving on to gin as I type."

The wine didn't last long..

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I very much intend to, moving on to gin as I type.

The wine didn't last long.."

It was only a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very much intend to, moving on to gin as I type.

The wine didn't last long..

It was only a glass

Haha. First course so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I very much intend to, moving on to gin as I type.

The wine didn't last long..

It was only a glass

Haha. First course so to speak

That’s the grilled one.

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By *uriosity39Woman
over a year ago

venus

"Sitting having Kraken. Getting there."

I was close to getting thru a full bottle of that once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very much intend to, moving on to gin as I type.

The wine didn't last long..

It was only a glass

Haha. First course so to speak

That’s the grilled one. "

Ah yes. And are you frying the gin Gordon's style?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

Happy Birthday dude!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

Happy birthday! "

Ahh bless thank you sweet heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

Happy Birthday dude!!!

Thanks brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

Happy Birthday/Penblwydd Hapus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birthday boy today …. So just warming up

Happy Birthday/Penblwydd Hapus

Diolch yn fawr iawn

Good old google eh

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"I've been browsing a few threads, and in "most" (I wasn't actually counting) of them I've come across replies that just aren't English sentences.

It's not even just a few grammatical errors, we all make those, but some are a paragraph of seemingly random English words.

What exactly are you all drinking out there?"

The standard of writing and of grammar is frequently shameful on here I've noticed.

Some posts are very hard to make sense of.

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