FabSwingers.com forum: Joan Collins The Bitch

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Joan Collins has complained to Sadiq Khan and it should be explained to northerners that he is the London equivalent of Andy Burnham. She was getting out of a cab in London and a masked cyclist with no lights was weaving around pedestrians on the pavement and the crazed cyclist knocked into her. Is she being a Bitch or just talking taking a valid complaint to Mayor Khan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have way more time on your hands than I do

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This story is all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, she has a point. I was a commuting cyclist (and car driver) in London for 15 years so I know the drill. A lot of cyclists ride like idiots, and a lot of drivers drive like idiots.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

What's the Mayor to do about the behaviour of this individual cyclist?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

How old Joan is now. The cyclist could have injured her very badly.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Joan Collins has complained to Sadiq Khan and it should be explained to northerners that he is the London equivalent of Andy Burnham. She was getting out of a cab in London and a masked cyclist with no lights was weaving around pedestrians on the pavement and the crazed cyclist knocked into her. Is she being a Bitch or just talking taking a valid complaint to Mayor Khan. "
well she is a bit doddery on her feet these days, I'd give her a wide berth

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"To be fair, she has a point. I was a commuting cyclist (and car driver) in London for 15 years so I know the drill. A lot of cyclists ride like idiots, and a lot of drivers drive like idiots."

And it is certainly not limited to just London either.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"What's the Mayor to do about the behaviour of this individual cyclist?"

Search me. It's useful though for those up north to be informed who Sadiq Khan is. I am sure they were quite unaware.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well I'm more interested as to why she has a direct line to the mayor?

Obviously us regular plebs don't get to complain directly to his worshipfullness the mayor of the London.

Also

I thought she'd died a couple of years ago.

Whoops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought she'd died a couple of years ago.

Whoops!"

In a freak cycling accident?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm just glad you explained that to us Northerners.....

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Why does that make her a bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does that make her a bitch? "

(Its a reference to an earlier acting role)

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Why does that make her a bitch?

(Its a reference to an earlier acting role) "

Oops

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Why does that make her a bitch?

(Its a reference to an earlier acting role) "

Please feel free to explain Toms posts Jen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does that make her a bitch?

(Its a reference to an earlier acting role)

Please feel free to explain Toms posts Jen.

I just did.

I am wondering... Was the offending bike fitted with lasers? Joanie might have had a better chance if seeing it if lasers were present!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

She could have thrown a shoulder pad and knocked the bugger off the bike.

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

"To be fair, she has a point. I was a commuting cyclist (and car driver) in London for 15 years so I know the drill. A lot of cyclists ride like idiots, and a lot of drivers drive like idiots."

And a lot of pedestrians walk like idiots too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, she has a point. I was a commuting cyclist (and car driver) in London for 15 years so I know the drill. A lot of cyclists ride like idiots, and a lot of drivers drive like idiots.

And a lot of pedestrians walk like idiots too!"

Yeah.

All that walking on pavements and shit!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"To be fair, she has a point. I was a commuting cyclist (and car driver) in London for 15 years so I know the drill. A lot of cyclists ride like idiots, and a lot of drivers drive like idiots.

And a lot of pedestrians walk like idiots too!"

Like John Cleese?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"To be fair, she has a point. I was a commuting cyclist (and car driver) in London for 15 years so I know the drill. A lot of cyclists ride like idiots, and a lot of drivers drive like idiots.

And a lot of pedestrians walk like idiots too!

Yeah.

All that walking on pavements and shit! "

One foot in front of the other

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

She's goddamn 90 ya know and with your glasses off and from a distance she doesn't look too bad

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

And a lot of pedestrians walk like idiots too!

Yeah.

All that walking on pavements and shit! "

Walking is best done holding a dumbphone, ear plugs in, texting or playing a game totally oblivious to lethal projectiles being driven by non headphone wearing non phone holding idiots.

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