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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

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I’d shag you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Ah so you’re the direct approach kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing! "

Very kind

same to you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Ah so you’re the direct approach kinda guy

Haha

Well you might get taken otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

I guess I would too, if I had to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make a great towel holder

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

I guess I would too, if I had to.

No forced agenda here…only ‘own free will’ style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You make a great towel holder

I like to think my use is spread far and wide ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?"

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Let them in….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

Oh, hello.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Awwwwwwwwwww.....

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I'd need a face pic to decide

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

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Yes please! Where do I sign up

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

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Who knew Swindon has so many attractions?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

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Who knew Swindon has so many attractions?

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lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Let them in…."

Nope - names not on the list…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

I would

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Awwwwwwwwwww..... "

(bum) (ratupadrainpipe) (fart) (sleep)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Behind you is usually the care home worker trying to get you back to your room again.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Behind you is usually the care home worker trying to get you back to your room again. "

Leave a trail of skittles.. ill be back in seconds!!

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By *emma200Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

I absolutely would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are underselling yourself by stating your build as ‘average’ on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd need a face pic to decide"

Damn she caught me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Yes please! Where do I sign up

Applications welcomed into my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Who knew Swindon has so many attractions?

Are you wanting to see them in person ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I would

Come on over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

I absolutely would!"

Erm can I wear big sunglasses and a mask ..and you just take my word for it ha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Who knew Swindon has so many attractions?

Get in quick, before they merge him with the Slough branch.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You have a nice shirt, that's what I think

Am I meant to be selling myself here or just blowing smoke up your bum?

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOK OUT COS HERE I COME!!!

Wait….this isn’t a thread referencing The Greatest Showman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a nice shirt, that's what I think

Am I meant to be selling myself here or just blowing smoke up your bum? "

It’s a sell yourself thread if you like….the crowd has already began to gather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

Yes I do

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You have a nice shirt, that's what I think

Am I meant to be selling myself here or just blowing smoke up your bum?

It’s a sell yourself thread if you like….the crowd has already began to gather

In that case I'm a lot like yourself but less hair, apart from on my face and head and I'm almost 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t lace my shoes by myself but can count up to ten while thinking about Céline Dion.

Fast cummer, can’t repeat and selfish lover but I do know how to spell my Nan’s name properly.

If interested, please don’t text me as I’ll probably not reply. In doubt, try.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

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Sounds fine to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Sounds fine to me

So far so good…..

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I don’t take myself too seriously, I’m pretty bloody funny and I will put the kettle on at every opportunity

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You may not like me. But there is a chance you might. Its a bit of a lucky dip really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a refund for the Jamie Dornan quote!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Can't say yes or no. I might know you as I lived in Swindon for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a refund for the Jamie Dornan quote!! "

It’s in the post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't say yes or no. I might know you as I lived in Swindon for years

I doubt we do….

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

Yes I do

WINNING

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

Yes I do

WINNING

It’s a good start?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

I'd shag both of you at the same time

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m average

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Wear that white shirt and carry that belt and I might shah you too

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

Really?

ok I’m in!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Just the one? "

I’ll take the rest.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one? "

Depends how good the first one is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

I'd shag both of you at the same time

Prove it ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Good man …team player

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wear that white shirt and carry that belt and I might shah you too

Promises

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one?

Depends how good the first one is

How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

Really?

ok I’m in!

Sorry can’t lie…I meant bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one?

Depends how good the first one is

How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?"

You had to ask….

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Just the one?

I’ll take the rest. "

I'm realising take seems entirely wrong. Surely it's giving?

Since I appear to have stopped eating meat I must be in dire need of the protein.

Donations of spinach and spunk welcome for the sake of my iron levels

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

Grab your coat you’ve pulled, very sexy pics x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask…. "

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Grab your coat you’ve pulled, very sexy pics x"

You can’t go back in that …I have witnesses

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing! "

Photos are indeed a 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 40 single dad ex footballer and now a joiner. Have my own teeth house and car lol. Also see myself as a comedian but lately the old love life has been no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask….

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

I need a demo please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing!

Photos are indeed a 10/10"

Oh well thanks

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask….

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

I need a demo please

I'm afraid I don't know how to demonstrate a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of a demo blow job? It's either good or not and think we already know the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask….

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

I need a demo please

I'm afraid I don't know how to demonstrate a bad one

Okay…you demo the good…and we will

Keep researching for the bad?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Okay…you demo the good…and we will

Keep researching for the bad? "

I have to scale it down to good? Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay…you demo the good…and we will

Keep researching for the bad?

I have to scale it down to good? Ugh."

You bring whatever you can …. And we will

Go from there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha

gap filler till something better pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha

gap filler till something better pops up

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha

gap filler till something better pops up

Harsh

I’m

Asking if that’s what you meant ..seems as ‘i’ll do’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha

gap filler till something better pops up

Harsh

I’m

Asking if that’s what you meant ..seems as ‘i’ll do’

So a question not a statement?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m curvy, demanding and extremely naughty.

I love to flirt and have your undivided attention.

Anyone that likes a challenge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m curvy, demanding and extremely naughty.

I love to flirt and have your undivided attention.

Anyone that likes a challenge?

I haven’t thought of my yearly challenge for 2023 yet….. and you might have just made up my mind

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

I'm interested

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I'm extrovert and brash with a soft heart. Be it hairy arse and pits or buffed n scrubbed I am who I am on the day as it may take me and comfortable in my skin. I'm chatty funny Nd sarky

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