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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

I’d shag you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you. "

Me too-the photos are amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you. "

Ah so you’re the direct approach kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing! "

Very kind same to you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Ah so you’re the direct approach kinda guy "

Haha

Well you might get taken otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you. "

I guess I would too, if I had to.

F

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

You make a great towel holder

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

I guess I would too, if I had to.

F"

No forced agenda here…only ‘own free will’ style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You make a great towel holder "

I like to think my use is spread far and wide ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?"

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger! "

Let them in….

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan "

Oh, hello.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger! "

Awwwwwwwwwww.....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd need a face pic to decide

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

Yes please! Where do I sign up

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

Who knew Swindon has so many attractions?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Who knew Swindon has so many attractions? "

lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Let them in…."

Nope - names not on the list…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

I would

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Awwwwwwwwwww..... "

(bum) (ratupadrainpipe) (fart) (sleep)

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger! "

Behind you is usually the care home worker trying to get you back to your room again.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"On the surface im a cocky smart arse but underneath Im a very deep thinking sensitive kind and caring person only people i know well get to see who’s behind todger!

Behind you is usually the care home worker trying to get you back to your room again. "

Leave a trail of skittles.. ill be back in seconds!!

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By *emma200Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan "

I absolutely would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are underselling yourself by stating your build as ‘average’ on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd need a face pic to decide"

Damn she caught me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Yes please! Where do I sign up "

Applications welcomed into my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Who knew Swindon has so many attractions? "

Are you wanting to see them in person ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I would "

Come on over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

I absolutely would!"

Erm can I wear big sunglasses and a mask ..and you just take my word for it ha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Who knew Swindon has so many attractions? "

Get in quick, before they merge him with the Slough branch.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You have a nice shirt, that's what I think

Am I meant to be selling myself here or just blowing smoke up your bum?

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOK OUT COS HERE I COME!!!

Wait….this isn’t a thread referencing The Greatest Showman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have a nice shirt, that's what I think

Am I meant to be selling myself here or just blowing smoke up your bum? "

It’s a sell yourself thread if you like….the crowd has already began to gather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

The million dollar question….. do you have hair? "

Yes I do

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You have a nice shirt, that's what I think

Am I meant to be selling myself here or just blowing smoke up your bum?

It’s a sell yourself thread if you like….the crowd has already began to gather "

In that case I'm a lot like yourself but less hair, apart from on my face and head and I'm almost 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t lace my shoes by myself but can count up to ten while thinking about Céline Dion.

Fast cummer, can’t repeat and selfish lover but I do know how to spell my Nan’s name properly.

If interested, please don’t text me as I’ll probably not reply. In doubt, try.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

Sounds fine to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Sounds fine to me "

So far so good…..

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I don’t take myself too seriously, I’m pretty bloody funny and I will put the kettle on at every opportunity

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You may not like me. But there is a chance you might. Its a bit of a lucky dip really.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I need a refund for the Jamie Dornan quote!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Can't say yes or no. I might know you as I lived in Swindon for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a refund for the Jamie Dornan quote!! "

It’s in the post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't say yes or no. I might know you as I lived in Swindon for years "

I doubt we do….

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

Yes I do "

WINNING

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

The million dollar question….. do you have hair?

Yes I do

WINNING "

It’s a good start?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head "

How do we confirm the latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you. "

I'd shag both of you at the same time

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter "

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m average

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Wear that white shirt and carry that belt and I might shah you too

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan "

Really? ok I’m in!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out "

Just the one?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Just the one? "

I’ll take the rest.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one? "

Depends how good the first one is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

I'd shag both of you at the same time "

Prove it ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out "

Good man …team player

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear that white shirt and carry that belt and I might shah you too "

Promises

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one?

Depends how good the first one is "

How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you closer in looks to Ryan Reynolds or Mr Bean?

I’m

More of a Jamie dornan

Really? ok I’m in! "

Sorry can’t lie…I meant bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tall, gothy, snarky, and honestly an absolute nightmare to deal with.

But I give good head

How do we confirm the latter

I probably live the closest....I'll take one for the team and find out

Just the one?

Depends how good the first one is

How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?"

You had to ask….

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Just the one?

I’ll take the rest. "

I'm realising take seems entirely wrong. Surely it's giving?

Since I appear to have stopped eating meat I must be in dire need of the protein.

Donations of spinach and spunk welcome for the sake of my iron levels

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

Grab your coat you’ve pulled, very sexy pics x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask…. "

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

Grab your coat you’ve pulled, very sexy pics x"

You can’t go back in that …I have witnesses

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing! "

Photos are indeed a 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 40 single dad ex footballer and now a joiner. Have my own teeth house and car lol. Also see myself as a comedian but lately the old love life has been no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask….

Ask, definitely not demonstrate "

I need a demo please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

I’d shag you.

Me too-the photos are amazing!

Photos are indeed a 10/10"

Oh well thanks

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask….

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

I need a demo please "

I'm afraid I don't know how to demonstrate a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of a demo blow job? It's either good or not and think we already know the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How awful would a blow job need to be for a man to say no to another?

You had to ask….

Ask, definitely not demonstrate

I need a demo please

I'm afraid I don't know how to demonstrate a bad one "

Okay…you demo the good…and we will

Keep researching for the bad?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Okay…you demo the good…and we will

Keep researching for the bad? "

I have to scale it down to good? Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay…you demo the good…and we will

Keep researching for the bad?

I have to scale it down to good? Ugh."

You bring whatever you can …. And we will

Go from there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do "

Haha gap filler till something better pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha gap filler till something better pops up "

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha gap filler till something better pops up

Harsh "

I’m

Asking if that’s what you meant ..seems as ‘i’ll do’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread)

You’ll do

Haha gap filler till something better pops up

Harsh

I’m

Asking if that’s what you meant ..seems as ‘i’ll do’ "

So a question not a statement? xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m curvy, demanding and extremely naughty.

I love to flirt and have your undivided attention.

Anyone that likes a challenge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m curvy, demanding and extremely naughty.

I love to flirt and have your undivided attention.

Anyone that likes a challenge? "

I haven’t thought of my yearly challenge for 2023 yet….. and you might have just made up my mind

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"So I’m bearded….tattooed….early 40s….love to chat and flirt…. And can be a little kinky if required ….

So what do you think

(It’s a quick fire speed dating kind of forum thread) "

I'm interested

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I'm extrovert and brash with a soft heart. Be it hairy arse and pits or buffed n scrubbed I am who I am on the day as it may take me and comfortable in my skin. I'm chatty funny Nd sarky

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